[QUOTE=big80smullet;16835416]no cause if you get 15 points with your QB intact you win[/QUOTE]

lol I'd pay good money to watch that.

we could call it f[size="2"]u[/size]ckball

thats edgy

well to fit the theme the cheerleaders would have to be f[I]u[/I]cking eachother on the sidelines.

oh yeah of course we'll run a dead with vivid or some other porn company to provide the ultra slutty cheerleaders. they can suck the players off during timeouts as well so they dont think about the shank covered armour

lol this is nuts. What network would broadcast this?

All of them.

theyd put games on primetime over here, youd probably have to do pay per view over there cause you're all puritans and dont like to see boobs at 7:30

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16835485]theyd put games on primetime over here, youd probably have to do pay per view over there cause you're all puritans and dont like to see boobs at 7:30[/QUOTE]

Hey don't make generalizations! I love to see boobs all hours of the day! Violence as well!

i****inglovee animal photographs dude especially when im in them

bestiality?

no silly

football mixed with porn is every man's fantasy

yeah bro

that would be ****ing stupid

it sounds like something from Brave New World

o **** brave new world reference what to do

hyperblast pandemic

screw football

ur supposed to screw the girls not the football

[QUOTE=pate;16835364]

Josh did you vote?[/QUOTE]

don't you think it's obvious? :p

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;16835590]ur supposed to screw the girls not the football[/QUOTE]
orly

**** you haters ima make a billion from this sport. The economic downturn is the perfect time to launch it as well. So many people are gonna be poor and have nothing to lose so they'll play to the death and maybe get a BJ in the breaks

sounds ancient roman

i like it

yeah tru hes right it does sound greek

Roman*

that's what he said

[quote]
don't you think it's obvious? [/quote]

Good. I was afraid you were one of those "omg Obama" people who were too busy to vote. We've got a campus full of them here.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16835475]lol this is nuts. What network would broadcast this?[/QUOTE]

Definitely Fox.

In between "Who Wants To Marry A Mass Murderer" and "Breaking the Pickpocket's Code: Thievery's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed!"

maybe each team could have a mascot but instead of being a dude in a suit it could be an actual panther/bear/whatever that could attack the other team

Yeah but they're only allowed as powerups.

like you have to fill some sort of meter to use them.

hahaha

yeah you have to get the golden idol to release the mascot.

i pity the team playing the georgia gatling guns