[QUOTE=Fireflies]Pron trading... they should make trading cards for that kinda thing[/QUOTE]

heheheh. Truth.

"I'll trade you my Dani Woodward/Peter North cumshot for your Jenna Haze anal session!"

"Awesome!"

-

My name change happened a day or two ago. Are you not a new guy?

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I'm serious...the Jazz band there was soooo competitive, literally 100 applicants for the slot.
[/QUOTE]

There are literally seven bassists in my school.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]heheheh. Truth.

"I'll trade you my Dani Woodward/Peter North cumshot for your Jenna Haze anal session!"

"Awesome!"

-

My name change happened a day or two ago. Are you not a new guy?[/QUOTE]
Gross.

He's Kif.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I'm serious...the Jazz band there was soooo competitive, literally 100 applicants for the slot.

You 15 year olds and your **** trading...[/QUOTE]

Well, it's just me and this other girl called Cassie who is 2 years older than me. She plays like every single instrument on the planet, and can read music really well. She's been playing bass since the beginning of September, and it was a 'present from her Daddy'.

I've been playing bass for a year, and I can't read music to save my life. All I really want is bass lines to show off when we're not playing what we're supposed to be. Y'know, really fiddly ones.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]There are literally seven bassists in my school.[/QUOTE]
Well maybe her school is like mine, what then? Bitch.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]heheheh. Truth.

"I'll trade you my Dani Woodward/Peter North cumshot for your Jenna Haze anal session!"

"Awesome!"

[/QUOTE]

:lol:

lmao.

[QUOTE=Fireflies]Pron trading... they should make trading cards for that kinda thing[/QUOTE]

Howed Kifcore get banned again?

[QUOTE=poprocks&coke]Well, it's just me and this other girl called Cassie who is 2 years older than me. She plays like every single instrument on the planet, and can read music really well. She's been playing bass since the beginning of September, and it was a 'present from her Daddy'.

I've been playing bass for a year, and I can't read music to save my life. All I really want is bass lines to show off when we're not playing what we're supposed to be. Y'know, really fiddly ones.[/QUOTE]
Eh, you need theory for that. If you know theory you can go anywhere with it. She has a huge leg up on you. Just learn some scales and throw in some scale/chromatic fills.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Well maybe her school is like mine, what then? Bitch.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lilly]
Well, it's just me and this other girl[/QUOTE]

Kiss my vagina, Vince.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Howed Kifcore get banned again?[/QUOTE]
"p0rn" Again.

Hey guys.
Having fun?

I'm recording my music composition tomorrow. Scary.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Kiss my omnibus, Vince.[/QUOTE]
Gaby's>yours kthx

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Gaby's>yours kthx[/QUOTE]

Yeah, and her vagina is a whole three miles closer than mine is!

(She's fat, I'm sure it's hairy and crusty)

But that would bgay Vince.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]"p0rn" Again.[/QUOTE]
This time it wasn't like "wankworthy" pron though. Just regular Mario bros crapping on Toad's face...

[QUOTE=firecrackercheese]Hey guys.
Having fun?

I'm recording my music composition tomorrow. Scary.[/QUOTE]

I HATED doing that when I used to do Music GCSE.

Good Luck :)

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Yeah, and her omnibus is a whole three miles closer than mine is!

(She's fat, I'm sure it's hairy and crusty)[/QUOTE]
Shaved, actually. :)
[QUOTE=Fireflies]This time it wasn't like "wankworthy" pron though. Just regular Mario bros crapping on Toad's face...[/QUOTE]
Yeah, lame.

Oh yeah, Adam you're still a fag.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Shaved, actually. :)[/QUOTE]

I like how you didn't contradict the "crusty" part.

Shaven haven amirite amirite.

A guy walks into a secks toy shop looking for a blow up doll. He asks the owner how much they were. The owner asked them man what type he wanted muslim or white. The man asked what the difference was. He said teh muslim one can blow itself up. LMALOCKAZZO.

That's gay Adam.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]I like how you didn't contradict the "crusty" part.[/QUOTE]
I couldn't think of the contradictory adjective :-\ Smooth? Soft? I didn't want it to seem random.[QUOTE=Excursions]Shaven haven amirite amirite.

A guy walks into a secks toy shop looking for a blow up doll. He asks the owner how much they were. The owner asked them man what type he wanted muslim or white. The man asked what the difference was. He said teh muslim one can blow itself up. LMALOCKAZZO.[/QUOTE]
Yes.

Sucked.

[QUOTE=Excursions]Shaven haven amirite amirite.

A guy walks into a secks toy shop looking for a blow up doll. He asks the owner how much they were. The owner asked them man what type he wanted muslim or white. The man asked what the difference was. He said teh muslim one can blow itself up. LMALOCKAZZO.[/QUOTE]

/tells at school tomorrow.

Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

A: She was a women

My mate saw a bus crash today, then he saw the driver was a women, he's been laughing about it all day, it was funny at first too :(

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I couldn't think of the contradictory adjective :-\ Smooth? Soft? I didn't want it to seem random.[/QUOTE]

Bendable, elastic, flexible, pliable, pliant, soft, soggy, moist, take your pic, sir.

Or, you know, "Not crusty"

I quite enjoy the reissue of C&C's SSTB

Well I thought it was amusing.

Huh, men...

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Bendable, elastic, flexible, pliable, pliant, soft, soggy, moist, take your pic, sir.

Or, you know, "Not crusty"[/QUOTE]
Haha, moist.

I thought it was racist.

I'm muslim.

Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?

A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven!

Q: How do you get your dishwasher to work?

A: Slap her!