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jamesr 12-10-2004 01:17 PM

[QUOTE=PaulR]You changed your avatar :o
[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I figured I would keep it real with a pic of myself. But I change my avatar all the time, I have Multiple Personality Disorder.

PaulR 12-10-2004 01:46 PM

I'm bored. How was everyones day?

I had fun after school because I practiced with a teachers band thing. He basically told me to improvise over the songs. So that was good.

bottlerocket 12-10-2004 01:53 PM

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Oh, also every man who is physically able must do an hour's longbow practise every Sunday. In case those pesky French invade again. Or those Spaniards. Or Germans. Or Norwegians.[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha, why not repeal the law? :amaze:

:thumb:

-Gav

jamesr 12-10-2004 01:55 PM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Hahahaha, why not repeal the law? :amaze:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
Because It is soo Fun to break... :cool:

Breaking the law, breaking the law

Wintermute 12-10-2004 01:55 PM

Why bother? No-one obeys it anyway.

If you think about it it's no more ridiculous than the American thing to let citizens protect themselves in case those pesky English invade again. You know, guns. Hehehe. Guns.

Spaceman Spiff 12-10-2004 01:56 PM

yello mx.

jamesr 12-10-2004 01:57 PM

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Why bother? No-one obeys it anyway.

If you think about it it's no more ridiculous than the American thing to let citizens protect themselves in case those pesky English invade again. You know, guns. Hehehe. Guns.[/QUOTE]
You tried it before :lol:

Wintermute 12-10-2004 01:58 PM

And the Spaniards tried it on with us. What's you point?

bottlerocket 12-10-2004 01:58 PM

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Why bother? No-one obeys it anyway.

If you think about it it's no more ridiculous than the American thing to let citizens protect themselves in case those pesky English invade again. You know, guns. Hehehe. Guns.[/QUOTE]

I hate that law. We need much stricter gun control here. See Bowling for Columbine by Michael Moore. Now, keep in mind, it's obviously got a huge liberal slant on it, but it's still a really really good movie. I agree with it. :p











[SIZE=1]...I'maliberal[/SIZE]

:thumb:

-Gav

bottlerocket 12-10-2004 01:59 PM

Oh, speaking of longbows...

Some priest got into a fender bender with some woman in the US somewhere. Anyway, they got into a huge argument, so the priest took out a cross bow from the backseat of his car, shot her in the heart, and drove off.

:thumb:

-Gav

PaulR 12-10-2004 02:00 PM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]I hate that law. We need much stricter gun control here. See Bowling for Columbine by Michael Moore. Now, keep in mind, it's obviously got a huge liberal slant on it, but it's still a really really good movie. I agree with it. :p











[SIZE=1]...I'maliberal[/SIZE]

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

I saw that movie. I'm not American, but it still affects you.

Wintermute 12-10-2004 02:01 PM

Ah, those crazy preachers. When will they learn... :lol:

jamesr 12-10-2004 02:02 PM

[QUOTE=Wintermute]And the Spaniards tried it on with us. What's you point?[/QUOTE]
Don't be a sore loser :p I really don't have a point :lol:

bottlerocket 12-10-2004 02:07 PM

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Ah, those crazy preachers. When will they learn... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Time for a priest sex scandal joke:

So there's a new priest hired to a parish. The pastor is giving him the rules and regulations of the parish when they come to confession.

"Now, all you do, is sit here and listen. When they're done, look at their worst sin on this sheet. It will have a list of prayers below it to say. Got it?"

"Sure," said the new priest. So he goes off and starts doing things around the parish.

A lady is in the confessional booth, so the new priest goes in.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," said the woman. "It has been three months since my last confession. These are my sins. I gave a man a blow job. What do I do?"

The priest starts looking on the list, but doesn't see blow job. Frantically, he searches for something, but alas, finds nothing.

He quietly creeps out of the booth where upon he notices an altar boy lighting the candles. He whispers "Pssst! Altar boy! Come here!"

"Yes, Father? What do you need," asks the altar boy.

"What does Father Jenkins give for blow jobs," asks the new priest.

The altar boy responds, "Usually candy, but Tommy got a Coke last time."

:thumb:

-Gav

PaulR 12-10-2004 02:11 PM

Hehe, thats a good joke.

bottlerocket 12-10-2004 02:12 PM

^ I thought so, too. I know lots of Michael Jackson ones, too.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

:thumb:

-Gav

PaulR 12-10-2004 02:14 PM

Ewwww.

Whens his trial?

Bassinator89 12-10-2004 02:16 PM

Hey all

bottlerocket 12-10-2004 02:18 PM

Heyy bassinator. :wave:

Paul: I have no idea, honestly.

When do you know it's bed time at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand goes over the little hand.

:thumb:

-Gav

Foxfire 12-10-2004 02:20 PM

Yoyo.

PaulR 12-10-2004 02:21 PM

Yo Fox, hows it going?

bottlerocket 12-10-2004 02:22 PM

Heyy Fox. :wave:

We never talk anymore, man. :upset:

:thumb:

-Gav

Bassinator89 12-10-2004 02:22 PM

Anyone ever try spector performer 5? I like it and i wanna try it out.

bottlerocket 12-10-2004 02:25 PM

Bleh, I'm off. Later MX. Always a pleasure. :wave:

:thumb:

-Gav

PaulR 12-10-2004 02:26 PM

Bye Gav.

:wave:

jamesr 12-10-2004 02:27 PM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Bleh, I'm off. Later MX. Always a pleasure. :wave:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
The pleasure is our mine :naughty:

C-YA :wave:

Left Shoe 12-10-2004 02:29 PM

hey everyone back from school stupid sister wont leave me alone

PaulR 12-10-2004 02:30 PM

Yeah, I think im going to go as well.

Imagine how great we would be if we spent as much time on bass as we do on these forums....

Nevermind.

jamesr 12-10-2004 02:31 PM

[QUOTE=PaulR]Yeah, I think im going to go as well.

Imagine how great we would be if we spent as much time on bass as we do on these forums....

Nevermind.[/QUOTE]
Yea, but I can't play bass at work. :( C-YA :wave:

Bassinator89 12-10-2004 02:31 PM

Later gav


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