[QUOTE=Slave To the Parasites;15112002]wrong thing to say.[/QUOTE]

why is that?

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;15112013]why is that?[/QUOTE]

well, most elite death after the first wave is extremely generic and derivative, so we'll have to wait to see what Dargon thinks of them before we know how elite they are.

[QUOTE=masscows;15112073]well, most elite death after the first wave is extremely generic and derivative, so we'll have to wait to see what Dargon thinks of them before we know how elite they are.[/QUOTE]

Eagerly awaiting!

[QUOTE=masscows;15112073]well, most elite death after the first wave is extremely generic and derivative, so we'll have to wait to see what Dargon thinks of them before we know how elite they are.[/QUOTE]

:thumb:
Masscows knows.

[QUOTE=Dargon;15111688]Opeth sucks, and they have yet to write anything that is even metal, let alone death metal.


Seig heil to MORBID. Solid stuff. Desultory's Into Eternity is pretty good as well.[/QUOTE]
i dont know how you can make that first statement but w/e
morbid is pretty good i have the A tribute to the black emperors split with mayhem.

[QUOTE=Dargon;15111688]Opeth sucks, and they have yet to write anything that is even metal, let alone death metal.[/QUOTE]


Opeth > your entire existence.

So I went to see Behemoth last night. Apparently they're pretty hit or miss when it comes to shows. Heard a lot of people say they are really good, heard a lot of people say they're really bad. Well they were definately having a good night last night. The 2 local warm up bands sucked, but 3 Inches of Blood and Behemoth were bad as[size=2]s[/size]. I'd have to say that last night would probably be somewhere in the top 10 shows I've been to. Lots of energy on the bands part, good sound, good lighting. I haven't listened to The Apostacy much so I don't know the names of the songs, but they played a few from that album. And they played all of the Behemoth "staple" songs...Decade of Therion, Christians To The Lions, Slaves Shall Serve, From The Pagan Vastlands etc.

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;15113632]Opeth > your entire existence.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Opeth sucks balls, get over it.

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;15113632]Opeth > your entire existence.[/QUOTE]
:lol: kid cracks me up. the existence of a single-celled organism > Opeth.

Fleshbomb looks pretty dumb, unfortunately I have better things to do than sit around checking out each and every wigger death metal band that pops up so I can't give a detailed synopsis.

[quote]morbid is pretty good i have the A tribute to the black emperors split with mayhem.[/quote]
What? I've never heard of this.

I think it's a bootleg or something.

it's a japanese bootleg

[quote]A split anthology featuring 4 songs by Sweden's Morbid (from their "December Moon" demo, circa 1987), & 3 by Mayhem (rare compilation tracks with Euronymous on guitar)-- both bands feature DEAD on vocals.[/quote]

It's a bootleg, but it's pretty well known and not exactly hard to get.

[QUOTE=LegionsofMarduk;15113687]So I went to see Behemoth last night. Apparently they're pretty hit or miss when it comes to shows. Heard a lot of people say they are really good, heard a lot of people say they're really bad. Well they were definately having a good night last night. The 2 local warm up bands sucked, but 3 Inches of Blood and Behemoth were bad as[size=2]s[/size]. I'd have to say that last night would probably be somewhere in the top 10 shows I've been to. Lots of energy on the bands part, good sound, good lighting. I haven't listened to The Apostacy much so I don't know the names of the songs, but they played a few from that album. And they played all of the Behemoth "staple" songs...Decade of Therion, Christians To The Lions, Slaves Shall Serve, From The Pagan Vastlands etc.[/QUOTE]

Yeah man Behemoth put on a good show. I saw them about 2 years ago and they were awesome. Not to mention he really knows how to get the crowd worked up and geared to go.

Even though I've been losing interest in Behemoth, I have to admit that their live show sounds like it would be killer. I need to see them (not at Ozzfest)

[QUOTE=Dargon;15113786]:lol: kid cracks me up. the existence of a single-celled organism > Opeth.

Fleshbomb looks pretty dumb, unfortunately I have better things to do than sit around checking out each and every wigger death metal band that pops up so I can't give a detailed synopsis.


What? I've never heard of this.[/QUOTE]

are you ****ing serious? i can give you a link if you want.
[url]http://www.zshare.net/download/2391222f653095/[/url]

I already have the MORBID demo, I guess I might be arsed to get it just for the Mayhem. Funny how this kid is acting as if some random bootleg is an essential and groundbreaking metal release.

[QUOTE=Dargon;15113786]:lol: kid cracks me up. the existence of a single-celled organism > Opeth.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;15113739]:lol:

Opeth sucks balls, get over it.[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes:
okay now i know you both are simply idiots. to say you don't like them is one thing, but to say the suck balls and s[B]h[/B]it like that is pretty dumb and narrow minded.

assuming someone is an idiot because they think a band is **** is pretty dumb and narrow minded

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;15115392]:rolleyes:
okay now i know you both are simply idiots. to say you don't like them is one thing, but to say the suck balls and s[B]h[/B]it like that is pretty dumb and narrow minded.[/QUOTE]
I will not bother explaining why Opeth suck. If you believe that Opeth do anything other than suck massive donkey cõcks, you are too stupid to reason with, so I will not waste my time trying to convince you. If you are aware of the black hole of suckery that is Opeth, then you may be curious as to why anyone would ever like Opeth. Allow me to enlighten you.

Opeth fans are deluded into believing that Opeth is “deep”. This is generally because they are stupid enough to believe that any band which uses both distorted and acoustic guitars is “original”. They are also stupid enough to believe that a band which is too lazy to properly transition between acoustic and distorted and instead opts to record acoustic and distorted tracks separately and then randomly splice them back together is “groundbreaking”. Combine this with the fact that all Opeth songs are approximately 3 hours long (i.e. “epic” to your standard malldwelling Opeth fanboy) and Opeth are both “original”, “groundbreaking”, and “epic”. In the tiny vocabulary of an Opeth fan, the only word capable of describing something simultaneously “original”, “groundbreaking”, and “epic” is “deep”. A better description of Opeth would be “the soundtrack to a mallgoth’s life”.

Some Opeth fans also believe that Opeth is “heavy” or “intense”. My äss. No, literally. My äss. I’ve had diarrhea that’s more intense than Opeth. And the noises I heard that time were more interesting than anything Opeth have ever come up with.

In short, people like Opeth because they are stupid, and because of the clever marketing skills of Jewish record executives. I must admit, though, Opeth can come in handy during theology debates. The fact that Opeth exists is proof that THERE IS NO GOD.

I'm too hungover to read that.

Opeth sucks

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;15115423]I'm too hungover to read that.

Opeth sucks[/QUOTE]
no worries, I'm sure it'll pop up again. It's something I wrote a few years ago and I use it whenever some Opeth kid gets his feelings hurt and starts to cry.

Elim: thanks for the rep.

[QUOTE=Dargon;15115400]I will not bother explaining why Opeth suck. If you believe that Opeth do anything other than suck massive donkey cõcks, you are too stupid to reason with, so I will not waste my time trying to convince you. If you are aware of the black hole of suckery that is Opeth, then you may be curious as to why anyone would ever like Opeth. Allow me to enlighten you.

Opeth fans are deluded into believing that Opeth is “deep”. This is generally because they are stupid enough to believe that any band which uses both distorted and acoustic guitars is “original”. They are also stupid enough to believe that a band which is too lazy to properly transition between acoustic and distorted and instead opts to record acoustic and distorted tracks separately and then randomly splice them back together is “groundbreaking”. Combine this with the fact that all Opeth songs are approximately 3 hours long (i.e. “epic” to your standard malldwelling Opeth fanboy) and Opeth are both “original”, “groundbreaking”, and “epic”. In the tiny vocabulary of an Opeth fan, the only word capable of describing something simultaneously “original”, “groundbreaking”, and “epic” is “deep”. A better description of Opeth would be “the soundtrack to a mallgoth’s life”.

Some Opeth fans also believe that Opeth is “heavy” or “intense”. My äss. No, literally. My äss. I’ve had diarrhea that’s more intense than Opeth. And the noises I heard that time were more interesting than anything Opeth have ever come up with.

In short, people like Opeth because they are stupid, and because of the clever marketing skills of Jewish record executives. I must admit, though, Opeth can come in handy during theology debates. The fact that Opeth exists is proof that THERE IS NO GOD.[/QUOTE]

While I still like Opeth, that was very well said.

Opeth is decent.

Np: Asphyx - The Rack

[QUOTE=Dargon;15115400]I will not bother explaining why Opeth suck. If you believe that Opeth do anything other than suck massive donkey cõcks, you are too stupid to reason with, so I will not waste my time trying to convince you. If you are aware of the black hole of suckery that is Opeth, then you may be curious as to why anyone would ever like Opeth. Allow me to enlighten you.

Opeth fans are deluded into believing that Opeth is “deep”. This is generally because they are stupid enough to believe that any band which uses both distorted and acoustic guitars is “original”. They are also stupid enough to believe that a band which is too lazy to properly transition between acoustic and distorted and instead opts to record acoustic and distorted tracks separately and then randomly splice them back together is “groundbreaking”. Combine this with the fact that all Opeth songs are approximately 3 hours long (i.e. “epic” to your standard malldwelling Opeth fanboy) and Opeth are both “original”, “groundbreaking”, and “epic”. In the tiny vocabulary of an Opeth fan, the only word capable of describing something simultaneously “original”, “groundbreaking”, and “epic” is “deep”. A better description of Opeth would be “the soundtrack to a mallgoth’s life”.

Some Opeth fans also believe that Opeth is “heavy” or “intense”. My äss. No, literally. My äss. I’ve had diarrhea that’s more intense than Opeth. And the noises I heard that time were more interesting than anything Opeth have ever come up with.

In short, people like Opeth because they are stupid, and because of the clever marketing skills of Jewish record executives. I must admit, though, Opeth can come in handy during theology debates. The fact that Opeth exists is proof that THERE IS NO GOD.[/QUOTE]

LOL.

Even though I like Opeth a little (What I've heard from them), I still think this is hilarious. Well said.

Opeth are probably the most boring band to ever exist.

[QUOTE=Necrovore;15115851]Opeth are probably the most boring band to ever exist.[/QUOTE]

Nah dude. Sunn O))).

i can understand why Dargon don't like Opeth, but i still like them... i don't worship them. tbh. i stopped worshipping any band :p

Anyone like Pierced From Within by Suffocation? ANyone like Suffocation in general? I don't recall ever seeing them as a topic of discussion.

I love Opeth, and don't care what anyone else thinks, but anyways havn't heard that HBP.

Ahh dude. You must hear it. You gonna be on tonight?

EDIT: Nevermind.