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12XU 04-10-2011 12:10 AM

i can fuck this girl. she buys me drugs and shit too but she's kind of fat and has a fucked up lazy eye

12XU 04-10-2011 12:11 AM

[QUOTE]this can all be attributed to my lack or drug abuse, honestly[/QUOTE]

nah probably just lack of social skills/skillz with women

Bitchfork 04-10-2011 12:11 AM

[QUOTE=P13;18475431]yeah I've felt boobs

[B]this makes me feel like i'm 14 what the fuck[/B]

this can all be attributed to my lack or drug abuse, honestly. Should've partied more during highschool and now I'm in engineering where everyone is either foreign or fucking disgusting[/QUOTE]

lol when the gay 14 year old has gotten farther than you have that's so sad.

Juddybear 04-10-2011 12:11 AM

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18475432]i met a straight girl today who doesn't fuck outside of anal it's so fucked up[/QUOTE]

daaaaaamn, i would be all over that shit

Bitchfork 04-10-2011 12:12 AM

[QUOTE=12XU;18475433]i can fuck this girl. she buys me drugs and shit too but [B]she's kind of fat and has a fucked up lazy eye[/B][/QUOTE]

my favs yum do you fuck her fat rolls and pretend like she's watching you?

P13 04-10-2011 12:12 AM

gays are known to be promiscuous get over yourself

blockhead 04-10-2011 12:12 AM

[QUOTE=P13;18475431]yeah I've felt boobs

this makes me feel like i'm 14 what the fuck

this can all be attributed to my lack or drug abuse, honestly. Should've partied more during highschool and now I'm in engineering where everyone is either foreign or fucking disgusting

cont:
I don't know I haven't really been trying that hard, looking more for a girlfriend than to get laid right now. To be honest i'm more on the look out for more/new friends than anything[/QUOTE]

drug abuse has nothing to do with it dude. and yeah when it comes to girls i care more about companionship than sex honestly. this girl just threw herself at me and she's pretty hot though so i fucked her. now she won't leave me alone though : (

12XU 04-10-2011 12:13 AM

no i said i could fuck her not i have fucked her learn to read

Bitchfork 04-10-2011 12:13 AM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18475436]daaaaaamn, i would be all over that shit[/QUOTE]

she's been fingered once by some 26 year old student teacher her junior year (nasty) and she said it was the worst experience of her life and she probably won't ever have vaginal intercourse outside of pro-creational purposes.

12XU 04-10-2011 12:14 AM

thats a strange girl

P13 04-10-2011 12:14 AM

no it's not that drugs gets you girls I'm just saying if I drank more/smoked at all in highschool I'd be better friends with more people there

but didn't drink much and didn't smoke weed so I didn't really connect with anyone I'd want to be with

Juddybear 04-10-2011 12:14 AM

i never felt like my drug abuse helped get me laid, the girls ive fucked would not be cool with me shooting up and whatnot

EDIT @ bitchfork: hell yeah, nice

blockhead 04-10-2011 12:14 AM

[QUOTE=12XU;18475433]i can fuck this girl. she buys me drugs and shit too but she's kind of fat and has a fucked up lazy eye[/QUOTE]

i could be fucking this emily bitch but i don't want to spend the money to go out on dates with her (she always wants to go to this bar) i would rather just spend the money on drugs honestly.

drugs feel good and so does sex. drugs feel better and require less effort. i care more about a relationship than drugs. but i care more about drugs than sex

12XU 04-10-2011 12:15 AM

yeah honestly have you stopped being a little girl yet or are you still edge

Juddybear 04-10-2011 12:15 AM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18475447]i could be fucking this emily bitch but i don't want to spend the money to go out on dates with her (she always wants to go to this bar) i would rather just spend the money on drugs honestly.

[B]drugs feel good and so does sex. drugs feel better and require less effort. i care more about a relationship than drugs. but i care more about drugs than sex[/B][/QUOTE]

backed hard

Bitchfork 04-10-2011 12:15 AM

[QUOTE=P13;18475438]gays are known to be promiscuous get over yourself[/QUOTE]

Everyone's known to be promiscuous, just because you're an 18 year old virgin doesn't mean a stereotype is true. I'm pretty sure that's just amplified due to the whole drug culture that isn't so present within straight culture. It just makes sex that fewer people have look more 'out-there.'

P13 04-10-2011 12:15 AM

don't know why I said drug abuse, should've just said use

weed is a social drug and I didn't do it so yeah didn't get in the [I]cool kids[/I] you know

@austin
not really straight edge I drink I just don't do other drugs

Bitchfork 04-10-2011 12:16 AM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18475447]i could be fucking this emily bitch but i don't want to spend the money to go out on dates with her (she always wants to go to this bar) i would rather just spend the money on drugs honestly.

drugs feel good and so does sex. drugs feel better and require less effort. i care more about a relationship than drugs. but i care more about drugs than sex[/QUOTE]

u an elim sikk

12XU 04-10-2011 12:16 AM

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18475450]Everyone's known to be promiscuous, just because you're an 18 year old virgin doesn't mean a stereotype is true. I'm pretty sure that's just amplified due to the whole drug culture that isn't so present within straight culture. It just makes sex that fewer people have look more 'out-there.'[/QUOTE]

that doesn't even make sense

blockhead 04-10-2011 12:17 AM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18475446]i never felt like my drug abuse helped get me laid, the girls ive fucked would not be cool with me shooting up and whatnot

EDIT @ bitchfork: hell yeah, nice[/QUOTE]

same. my ex that i was with for a year and a half HATED that i did hard drugs and always begged me to stop. she would get so mad when i was high cause she would want to fuck and i would nod off when we were making out and stuff and be like "i'm NOT fucking you while you're falling asleep. that's demeaning. pay attention to me!"

Bitchfork 04-10-2011 12:17 AM

[QUOTE=P13;18475451]don't know why I said drug abuse, should've just said use

weed is a social drug and I didn't do it so yeah didn't get in the [I]cool kids[/I] you know

@austin
not really straight edge I drink I just don't do other drugs[/QUOTE]

weed isn't even the best sort of drug. just skim that part of the drug thing and go straight to opiates. and just lol at inhalants

P13 04-10-2011 12:17 AM

I didn't really understand what he was saying either

@bitchfork
that's what I was planning to do if I ever did drugs

12XU 04-10-2011 12:18 AM

[QUOTE]@austin
not really straight edge I drink I just don't do other drugs[/QUOTE]

honestly, if you're trying to hook up with girls, drinking is all you need. most every girl is cool with drinking and maybe even smoking weed, but as far as harder drugs go i definitely keep that to myself. it was hard the other night 'cause this girl i work with knew i was fucked up and i kept telling her i just smoked weed hahah

truth is i smoked a 30, drank 8 beers and was railing suboxone ahahahha

Juddybear 04-10-2011 12:18 AM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18475454]same. my ex that i was with for a year and a half HATED that i did hard drugs and always begged me to stop. she would get so mad when i was high cause she would want to fuck and i would nod off when we were making out and stuff and be like "i'm NOT fucking you while you're falling asleep. that's demeaning. pay attention to me!"[/QUOTE]

hahaha ive nodded off on both michele and tara

EDIT @ austin: snorting suboxone is retarded

Jackie Gleason 04-10-2011 12:19 AM

black and white avatars
ahahahaha
heroin, man
gonna shoot some junk

blockhead 04-10-2011 12:20 AM

nicky taped us having sex one time while i was high. i used to have the video but it was on my old laptop that's broken. it was lol though she was on top doing all the work and i was just on the bottom nodding off.

12XU 04-10-2011 12:20 AM

[QUOTE]snorting suboxone is retarded[/QUOTE]

if you do it without consuming other drugs it's awesome. you'll be high for like 6 hours

Bitchfork 04-10-2011 12:20 AM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18475446]i never felt like my drug abuse helped get me laid, the girls ive fucked would not be cool with me shooting up and whatnot

EDIT @ bitchfork: hell yeah, nice[/QUOTE]

idk personally i find straight anal to be really weird. i have no idea why.

P13 04-10-2011 12:20 AM

I'm in no rush so whatever

Juddybear 04-10-2011 12:20 AM

nodding off fucking rules

EDIT @ bitchfork: derp

blockhead 04-10-2011 12:20 AM

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18475459]black and white avatars
ahahahaha
heroin, man
gonna shoot some junk[/QUOTE]

nick you might as well be doing opiates you're already wasting your life. at least if you did drugs you would be having a little bit of fun.

Juddybear 04-10-2011 12:21 AM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18475467]nick you might as well be doing opiates you're already wasting your life. at least if you did drugs you would be having a little bit of fun.[/QUOTE]

srsly

12XU 04-10-2011 12:21 AM

seriously

Jackie Gleason 04-10-2011 12:22 AM

i have fun evrry day

Bitchfork 04-10-2011 12:22 AM

[QUOTE=P13;18475456]I didn't really understand what he was saying either

@bitchfork
that's what I was planning to do if I ever did drugs[/QUOTE]

and acid if you like walking around. idk i love music and walking around so it's the shit but those last two hours can be a bit of a drag.

kpins are tight too

(*The Noonward Race*) 04-10-2011 12:22 AM

dont listen to him nick

Bitchfork 04-10-2011 12:23 AM

do any of you smoke? I really see no point in it but I feel like a hypocrite because i'm not opposed to drugs even though i see a point in getting high, you know?

12XU 04-10-2011 12:23 AM

you're using drugs at 14 wow man you're weird

weed? weed sucks, it's for pussies

P13 04-10-2011 12:23 AM

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18475472]and acid if you like walking around. idk [B]i love music [/B]and walking around so it's the shit but those last two hours can be a bit of a drag.

kpins are tight too[/QUOTE]

made me lol a bit

blockhead 04-10-2011 12:23 AM

you guys we should be more like nick

life would rule if we stayed inside all day playing nes, watching anime and browsing 4chan.

why go to school, get a gf, or do drugs if you can live in your parents house and watch anime all day?


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