yo fort the meth mine up

jk

wuhhh

buh

anyone wanna come over and work out with me?

studying chemistry

stupid nomenclature is so complicated and it's late but I neglected studying all day so I need to start right now

and this nigga pharoah sanders is yodelling in my ears and it feels good

do you have any extra gym shorts

yeasure ill be right over

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18475367]do you have any extra gym shorts[/QUOTE]

sure do

EDIT @ dick: sweet the more the merrier

just went on the review site chat and took out my dick and started rubbing lotion on it

all the sixteen year old kids flipped shit

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18475369]sure do

EDIT @ dick: sweet the more the merrier[/QUOTE]
ill just try them on outside

you never do that for me

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18475371]ill just try them on outside[/QUOTE]

idk man its p chilly outside youll prob wanna get dressed in front of me

[QUOTE=blockhead;18475370]just went on the review site chat and took out my dick and started rubbing lotion on it

all the sixteen year old kids flipped shit[/QUOTE]

why do they want you to get chapped or something?

i brought a camera

ill tape myself and give you the tape and i can watch it to see

who the hell gets a chapped dick

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18475378]i brought a camera

ill tape myself and give you the tape and i can watch it to see[/QUOTE]

fuck that i want the real thing goddammit

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18475380]who the hell gets a chapped dick[/QUOTE]

sam has rough hands I guess I dunno

there's a part on the left side of my nut sack that always gets really dry for some reason i think it's eczema it's just like dryness of the skin or some shit. i just put lotion and cortaid on it

it feels a lot better now that i put the lotion on it. soothing ahhh

student association that is meant to help people study and shit posts their mock exams online

doesn't give the answer key

fucking idiots

why are you thinking about school on saturday night?

because I have an exam on tuesday and I haven't studied / been to 30% of the classes

just curious and not trying to be a dick:

i know you're a virgin, but what's the farthest you've gone with a girl? like have you at least gotten head and shit?

this is like the billionth time you've taken your dick out on camera if they didn't want to see it it's not like they couldn't have left - you know, take some precautionary action.

good work blocky (also apparently you and i are pretty similar [source: sweboy survey threads])

damn son, how old are you?

EDIT: @ p13

sadly no

farthest is kissing

might as well just hang myself right now

review site chat

oh god

I'm not even wearing a belt right now I can't even do this suicide thing right fuck

[QUOTE=12XU;18475413]review site chat

oh god[/QUOTE]

yeah, i would steer clear of that nonsense

i held hands w/a girl 1ce

[QUOTE=P13;18475415]I'm not even wearing a belt right now I can't even do this suicide thing right fuck[/QUOTE]

just bite yo veins foo

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18475419]i held hands w/a girl 1ce[/QUOTE]

was she hot

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18475409]damn son, how old are you?

EDIT: @ p13[/QUOTE]

turned 18 in december

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18475421]was she hot[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=P13;18475410]sadly no

farthest is kissing

might as well just hang myself right now[/QUOTE]

i didn't actually have intercourse til i was 19 but i had hooked up with quite a few girls and gotten hand jobs/my dick sucked a few times by the time i was 16 or 17. i had a chance to fuck this girl i was seeing who was a freshman in college when i was a senior in hs but i didn't cause my friend had feelings for her or some bs and i felt bad. i fingered her and got head from her a bunch of times though. idk why i thought that was okay but sex wasn't lol.

but yeah if i hadn't even gotten head by like 17 i would think something was wrong. i think i first felt a girls boobs in 8th grade and got jacked off in like 10th idk.

have you ever even felt boobs dude? if not that sucks

lost my virg when i was 17

[QUOTE=P13;18475423]turned 18 in december[/QUOTE]

just lie to everyone and say that you're really really christian. it's sad but you'll get more cred and since christians are all sluts no one will care when you go back on it and get laid.


hasn't college taught you anything?

it's not even that hard to get laid you guys. all you have to do is act like you're interested but you don't really care if it works out or not. you just have to be confident and act liek you don't give a fuck.

i fucked this girl a few weeks ago and now she won't stop calling me. that shit is annoying. but my point is it's easy to get laid. the key is to not be an awkward jackass.

you guys need to learn social skills

bro yeah college is great and all but you need to experience things that are actually gonna be useful later on in life

[QUOTE=blockhead;18475425]i didn't actually have intercourse til i was 19 but i had hooked up with quite a few girls and gotten hand jobs/my dick sucked a few times by the time i was 16 or 17. i had a chance to fuck this girl i was seeing who was a freshman in college when i was a senior in hs but i didn't cause my friend had feelings for her or some bs and i felt bad. i fingered her and got head from her a bunch of times though. idk why i thought that was okay but sex wasn't lol.

but yeah if i hadn't even gotten head by like 17 i would think something was wrong. i think i first felt a girls boobs in 8th grade and got jacked off in like 10th idk.

have you ever even felt boobs dude? if not that sucks[/QUOTE]

yeah I've felt boobs

this makes me feel like i'm 14 what the fuck

this can all be attributed to my lack or drug abuse, honestly. Should've partied more during highschool and now I'm in engineering where everyone is either foreign or fucking disgusting

cont:
I don't know I haven't really been trying that hard, looking more for a girlfriend than to get laid right now. To be honest i'm more on the look out for more/new friends than anything

i met a straight girl today who doesn't fuck outside of anal it's so fucked up