since when was wearing a [I]super edgy cradle of filth shirt [/I]construed as 'fun'

Since it gets a rise out of people.

Much like trolling on the internet.

lol cradle of filth arent edgy anymore. only MCR shirts are edgy these days

New Agalloch is really bad.

So I'm listening to Sonic Youth instead because they rule.

NP: Sonic Youth- Total Trash

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15978429]New Agalloch is really bad.
[/QUOTE]

God dammit, I knew it would be.

That sucks.

[QUOTE=Somatic;15978376]I just thought it was funny, like I was supposed to have an epiphany or something about the error of my ways.[/QUOTE]

Humor is all about pleasant disappointment of expectations. Let's look at why your post wasn't funny, starting with the set-up: your g/f wore a "Jesus was a cunt" shirt. The remark "Jesus was a cunt", in itself, is an overly blunt jab that doesn't spoil any expectations. Anti-Christians think Jesus was a cunt, go figure. That's basically an axiom, so it's about as funny as wearing a shirt that says "For a, b and c in a group G, a(bc) = (ab)c". The other reason your post wasn't funny is because you described fundamentalist Christians harassing you and your girl for expressing protected, if childish views about their religion and feeding your blatant troll. That reaction was of course entirely predictable and again disappoints no one's expectations. Thus, it wasn't funny.

It would have been funny—or at least mildly chuckleworthy—if you said something like, "I've been to Hell" and waved around a postcard of the same town in Norway. However, you didn't do anything clever like that and basically told us yet another boring BRA anecdote.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15978439]Humor is all about pleasant disappointment of expectations. Let's look at why your post wasn't funny, starting with the set-up: your g/f wore a "Jesus was a squirrel" shirt. The remark "Jesus was a squirrel", in itself, is an overly blunt jab that doesn't spoil any expectations. Anti-Christians think Jesus was a squirrel, go figure. That's basically an axiom, so it's like wearing a shirt that says "For a,b and c in a group G, a(bc) = (ab)c". The other reason your post wasn't funny is because you described fundamentalist Christians harassing you and your girl for expressing protected, if childish views about their religion and feeding your blatant troll. That reaction was of course entirely predictable and again disappoints no one's expectations. Thus, it wasn't funny.

It would have been funny if you said something like, "I've been to Hell" and waved around a postcard of the same town in Norway. However, you didn't do anything clever like that and basically told us yet another boring BRA anecdote.[/QUOTE]

You're so full of **** sometimes.

Instead of analyzing the psychological aspects of the situation, how about you look at the simplicity of the event and it's general purpose.

[QUOTE=Chris]For a,b and c in a group G, a(bc) = (ab)c[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna get a shirt that says this now and tell people why it's unfunny.

[quote=Somatic;15978451]You're so full of **** sometimes.

Instead of analyzing the psychological aspects of the situation, how about you look at the simplicity of the event and it's general purpose.[/quote]

Who cares? Christians are easy to piss off. Your "triumph" reeks of cheap wine and stale bread.

heils to anti-christian mall warfare

[QUOTE=blueyxd;15978389]np: Marylin Manson - Piss Off Your Parents And Make Me Rich[/QUOTE]

lmfao

[QUOTE=Luc214;15978463]Who cares? Christians are easy to piss off. Your "triumph" reeks of cheap wine and stale bread.[/QUOTE]

:eek: wow

[QUOTE=Dies Irae;15978472]heils to anti-christian mall warfare[/QUOTE]

satanic kvlt meeting at hot topic next thursday

will there truly blasphemous sacrifices of necrotic goatpenis lip rings?

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15978495]satanic kvlt meeting at hot topic next thursday[/QUOTE]

Can we wear our Avenged Sevenfold and Atreyu attire?

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15978495]satanic kvlt meeting at hot topic next thursday[/QUOTE]

Are fishnets required? Mine got bad holes in them right now... :upset:

[QUOTE=Dies Irae;15978502]will there truly blasphemous sacrifices of necrotic goatpenis lip rings?[/QUOTE]

heil postcount eternal \m////

[QUOTE=PoetandthePendulum;15978505]Can we wear our Avenged Sevenfold and Atreyu attire?[/QUOTE]

**** off shitty metalcore COF black metuhl 4 lyfe

[QUOTE=Dies Irae;15978502]will there truly blasphemous sacrifices of necrotic goatpenis lip rings?[/QUOTE]

yeah, be sure to where your decoder ring

[QUOTE]Are fishnets required? Mine got bad holes in them right now... :upset: [/QUOTE]

we'll make an exception but get a ****ing new one dude, this is the 4th time

btw BRA, you should get your gf a calendar for V-day, so next year she'll remember it's February 14th not 13th.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15978521]**** off poopty metalcore COF black metuhl 4 lyfe

[/QUOTE]

:( sorry....I'll wear my Kerry King shirt.

what the ****? where the hell do you live luc?

[QUOTE]:( sorry....I'll wear my Kerry King shirt.[/QUOTE]

now that'z more lyk it

thx

[QUOTE=Somatic;15978451]You're so full of **** sometimes.

Instead of analyzing the psychological aspects of the situation, how about you look at the simplicity of the event and it's general purpose.[/QUOTE]

Humor is applied psychology. I explained the psychology of humor to show you why your story was made of (unintentional) LOL and fail. It's, like, way too obvious.

Like I said before, you're a disgrace to our people.

@ NemesisDivina - be sure to use the "Jesus was a cunt" analogy in your spiel

EDIT - Luc and I both live in Pennsylvania

[QUOTE=xEPICFAILGUYx]@ NemesisDivina - be sure to use the "Jesus was a squirrel" analogy in your spiel[/QUOTE]

Um hello? group motto much?

[QUOTE=xBROxCOREx]EDIT - Luc and I both live in Pennsylvania[/QUOTE]

:lol: my bad, i thought he was talking about today, not v-day

[quote=NemesisDivina;15978533]what the ****? where the hell do you live luc?[/quote]

BRA said his gf got him that shirt TODAY for valentine's, except it's not till tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15978523]btw BRA, you should get your gf a calendar for V-day, so next year she'll remember it's February 14th not 13th.[/QUOTE]

its 14th here

[QUOTE=Toaster;15978518]heil postcount eternal \m////[/QUOTE]

Ya, Luc also has it going on right now.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15978567]BRA said his gf got him that shirt TODAY for valentine's, except it's not till tomorrow.[/QUOTE]

see the post above yours for massive failure on my part. :p

[QUOTE=Luc214;15978567]BRA said his gf got him that shirt TODAY for valentine's, except it's not till tomorrow.[/QUOTE]

There are people on this forum that are on different continents of the Earth and that are like 8-10 hours ahead of us.

i am like 17 hours ahead of you guys or something crazy. its almost 2pm on the 14th here

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15978571]its 14th here[/QUOTE]

Fair enough.

But BRA lives, like, two timezones [i]behind[/i] us. If I'm not mistaken it's ~7:40 PM in Arizona.