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Iluvatar 11-04-2008 01:20 PM

real iluvatar isnt lazy he ****ing wrote the music dude wtf

AA-12 11-04-2008 01:22 PM

he basically just made everyone do everything for him and then sat back and chilled

Iluvatar 11-04-2008 01:23 PM

he designed every last second of the world how the hell is that lazy

AA-12 11-04-2008 01:29 PM

idk man he was just really really lazy when it came to actually doing things

adb 11-04-2008 01:32 PM

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16830824]i'll post my **** in strange fashion if obama loses[/QUOTE]

is there any other fashion?

Iluvatar 11-04-2008 01:33 PM

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16831056]idk man he was just really really lazy when it came to actually doing things[/QUOTE]

he created the world for other beings to live in how is that lazy!

masscows 11-04-2008 01:33 PM

emo legolas zelda fashion

adb 11-04-2008 01:34 PM

u sayin u want noods?

masscows 11-04-2008 01:35 PM

wtf

AA-12 11-04-2008 01:44 PM

you guys love this dong dont lie

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16831070]he created the world for other beings to live in how is that lazy![/QUOTE]

he only did like 1/8 of the work.

AA-12 11-04-2008 01:58 PM

Barack Obama pushed open the bedroom door, where his wife Michelle was waiting. She was lying on top of the covers, smiling seductively at him. He noticed her almost skimpy black dress, and instantly froze, feeling too aroused to even say hello.

‘What do you think?’ she asked, standing up and twirling around. ‘Too obvious?’ Her face fell when he still did not say anything.

‘Uh…’

‘I knew it. Too damn obvious.’

Barack made his way over to her and kissed her. She wrapped her arms around his neck and held onto him. They both sank down on the bed. Barack ran his hand up Michelle’s stockinged leg as she kicked her heels off and pulled her tiny dress up over her head. He took her breasts into his hands, his lips never leaving hers.

Her fingers found the buttons on his shirt and pulled it open, scattering buttons on the floor, neither of them caring, too busy being engulfed in the heat of the moment. He shrugged off the shirt which was now only hanging onto him by the sleeves.

Michelle reached behind her, only breaking away from the kiss to undo her bra and throw it across the room. Barack furiously tugged off his jeans. He slipped her out of the stockings and suspender belt as she sank to the ground in front of him, surveying the rather ample rise in his boxers with slight amusement.

She peeled off the boxers and reached up to kiss him on the neck. She traced a line of kisses down his stomach, lingering at the bottom of his naval, and kissed her way back up again, teasing Barack. When she made her way back down to his naval, she licked the end of his dick, and then took the tip of the shaft in her mouth. Barack exhaled loudly. She took the whole thing in her mouth as Barack let out a slight moan, which quickly evaporated into guttural, almost desperate sounds.

Michelle was half expecting for Barack to start pressing down on the top of her head, but he did not. Instead, he started thrusting his pelvic regions, still groaning, eyes closed and head arched back in pleasure. She quickly swallowed all the liquid as he came.

Just before he came for a second time, Barack placed a hand underneath Michelle’s chin and pulled her up, laying her on the bed, kissing furiously and passionately again. His fingers found the material of her tiny black thong, and pulled it down, dropping it to the floor. They rearranged themselves on the bed, and Michelle was lying in front of Barack, knees up and together. He rested his hands on her ankles, and slid them up to her knees, prising her legs apart.

He kissed her stomach and her inner thighs, not yet daring to go any further. He looked up at her and caught her eyes. She smiled down at him and rested her head n the bed, in a way of signalling to him that he could do what he wanted.

The first moan from Michelle came as Barack slipped his tongue in between her legs. He licked and sucked at her clitoris, her body jerking crazily, her breath catching in her throat.

Michelle pulled him up, and pushed him back and straddled him, easing him gently inside her. Relief came after their frenzied passion as Michelle rode him, hands exploring his muscular chest. She kept her eyes tightly closed and was lightly biting her bottom lip, her moans muffled. He thrust deeper inside her and an animal cry burst from Michelle’s lips, as their movements turned faster and more out of control. Her fingers worked their way up and entwined themselves in her hair, inhuman calls ringing from her mouth.

Barack rolled her move, so he was on top of her and continued to pound away inside her, gasps and pants being emitted from both. She placed both hands on the sides of his face and kissed him. She pulled away and her hands started beating the wall above her head as her body moved of its own accord, driven by her raw pleasure.

Then it was over. Barack glanced at Michelle. She was staring at the ceiling over his head, breathing heavily. She looked at him and planted a kiss on his lips.

hismajestythepope 11-04-2008 03:14 PM

i voted straight green party sup

DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF 11-04-2008 03:16 PM

whens the election at

Deth 11-04-2008 03:18 PM

I can't vote because I'm not a citizen :(

or a convicted felon, I'm not sure which.

Txus 11-04-2008 03:19 PM

I thought you were a gringo

Deth 11-04-2008 03:21 PM

Ima British citizen still. I can apply for citizenship here I think but I don't really care very much.

hismajestythepope 11-04-2008 03:22 PM

[QUOTE=DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF;16831343]whens the election at[/QUOTE]

today

Stormrider 11-04-2008 03:34 PM

why did you move to the US, Deth?

hismajestythepope 11-04-2008 03:36 PM

im assuming tallahassee, florida

Stormrider 11-04-2008 03:37 PM

I asked why, not where

McP3000 11-04-2008 04:15 PM

he moved for the bitches

Deth 11-04-2008 04:18 PM

[QUOTE=Stormrider;16831375]why did you move to the US, Deth?[/QUOTE]

My dad had to go to South America for his job every few months or so because he was one of the few competent people in the company. He set up all the telecommunication switches and stuff. Supposed to be a 2 year stay here, but **** happens.

And the bitches.

hismajestythepope 11-04-2008 04:20 PM

gotta lurv der bitches n_n

McP3000 11-04-2008 04:22 PM

We had one of those lame Dorm meetings at the very beginning of the year, and we went around said our names, where we came from, favorite colors, etc...but we also stated why we came to Pepperdine.

When it got to Pierre, a french transfer student...he said he "came for the beaches", but he pronounced it like "bitches"

it was so funny

masscows 11-04-2008 04:23 PM

I convinced a few of my friends to vote for Senator Palpatine lmfao

McP3000 11-04-2008 04:24 PM

that would be awesome if they had photo evidence

masscows 11-04-2008 04:24 PM

oh **** i shouldve taken a picture of it

****

Deth 11-04-2008 04:25 PM

[QUOTE=masscows;16831511]I convinced a few of my friends to vote for Senator Palpatine lmfao[/QUOTE]

**** yes my friend and I were trying to do that too.

hismajestythepope 11-04-2008 04:28 PM

so i think im gonna learn [I]ah c'mon[/I] by chuggo on piano, record me a cover, throw a breakdown in at the end

2muchket! 11-04-2008 04:49 PM

throw some gutturals in there too


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