people who moan about smokers do my fucking nut in anyway

any lass complained about me smoking she'd get a swift roundhouse, fucking miserable cunt

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18182515][url]http://www.cracked.com/article_18736_5-scientific-reasons-youre-bad-employee.html[/url]

just what I needed to read actually[/QUOTE]

:lol: thought you were a marvellous cook. your facebook status updates make me hungry.

Ugh, I haven't been laid in time.

Last weekend I actually turned down a drunken past fuck buddy because she has a boyfriend I kinda know and she was making really weird gurgling sounds while we were making out in my hot tub.

I've never been so turned off, shit still haunts me.

that's like this fat woman I was shagging who used to say "fan-fucking-fairy-tastic" and laugh like a hyena

screaming at the 10 yr old kids to shut up in the other room and watch their R-rated movie

[QUOTE=Ventriloquist;18182524]:lol: thought you were a marvellous cook. your facebook status updates make me hungry.[/QUOTE]

i'm still learning

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect[/url]

this makes me feel like a moron cause I can so, so relate to it :upset:

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18182525]Ugh, I haven't been laid in time.

Last weekend I actually turned down a drunken past fuck buddy because she has a boyfriend I kinda know and she was making really weird gurgling sounds while we were making out in my hot tub.

I've never been so turned off, shit still haunts me.[/QUOTE]

gurgling ? like a baby ?

da fuk

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18182525]Ugh, I haven't been laid in time.

Last weekend I actually turned down a drunken past fuck buddy because she has a boyfriend I kinda know and she was making really weird gurgling sounds while we were making out in my hot tub.

I've never been so turned off, shit still haunts me.[/QUOTE]

the fuck

:lol:

gurgle on ma cok

It was like she was moaning while having her neck cut open.

thats weird as fuck

slightly arousing though

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18182594]slightly arousing though[/QUOTE]

idk i would have to be in a really specific mood for that to turn me on

id just have to be fucking out of it, like on ket

then i'd be down for slamming her

dreamt about rap battling a 5 yr old
fuken owned her

looooooooool

[QUOTE=TimJim;18182513]dude if you quit smoking for a girl you will get laid so fast[/QUOTE]

or fuck smokers?

[QUOTE=limonade;18182608]dreamt about rap battling a 5 yr old
fuken owned her[/QUOTE]

rofl

found out the chick I've been gaming on can't make my party on friday now, dammit

my parent's birds won't shut the fuck up

gonna go over there and unleash the beast

[url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ-returns-to-nba%2C1996[/url]

I know every player mentioned in the article

[B][COLOR="Red"]hardcore [/COLOR][COLOR="Blue"]nba [/COLOR][COLOR="White"]fan[/COLOR][/B]

[QUOTE]NORFOLK, NE—Three days after the unexpected death of star quarterback Chad McIntyre, Norfolk High School's second-most popular kid announced Tuesday that he would immediately be assuming the duties of coolest person in school.

In a speech before a special assembly in the Norfolk High gymnasium, senior Connor Anderson said he would strive to live up to the same standards of elitism and unattainability set by the late McIntyre, whose long record of accomplishments included appearing twice on the homecoming court and fingering 17 different girls within the span of three semesters.

"Chad was truly a towering figure in this institution's history and no one will ever be able to replace him," Anderson said. "But I promise you that I will work tirelessly to honor his legacy, to become the person you both idolize and resent most in the entire school."
[/QUOTE]

onion

yeah i read that

[url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/giant-sixyearold-devastates-area-ant-community,1030[/url]

im tryin get to sleep but im fuckin pumped

sup yall

nm mitch how u doin

not much bro wat are u doin

bout to go get a root beer

downloading quake 3

im chillin in da library waitin to go to my geography class bored as FuUcuUuckk

geography isnt that some square topic

ya it fulfills a dumb science requirement to graduate tho

hmm i guess u gota play the game a bit then to grad i never realy believed in science

yea at my school you have to take 3 diff science classes to graduate w/ a liberal arts degree

i did geology fresh, physics last year, and geog now i think it should be an easy class tho

watchin malcolm in middle

craig is awesome

havent watched that shi since like middle school

how do u guys get too sleep when its gettin late but ur too psyched for some reason

jack off

idk but im goin 2 class bye

gas station raised prices randomyl :angry:
!!!!!

Appylin at Salad Works in a bit. Gonna holla so hard.

lol like they'd hire a chub at a salad place

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