[QUOTE=Untitled]i have 8 online, and 46 or something offline, i have about 5-6mxers. With that MSN name anyway.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to half an hour ago :D

Last night was so.. hazy.

I was drivin' around in my automobile (cue George Thorogood riff) when I decided to stop by Josh's to see how he and Michelle and the baby were doing. Well, we decided to cruise over to his friend Rachel's place because she said she had a couple bowls for us. The next hour went something like this..

:smoke:
:amaze:
:confused:
:upset: <--- By this point we were burning out.

To fix that, I drove everyone over to the market, Rachel bought beer and we got smashed.

For some reason or another, Josh and I decided that we wanted to go to Clackamette Park, a good ten miles away. So, off we went. Me barely able to think straight and going 85mph down the freeway. We got there in one piece and then lol'd at being drunk, then we decided to go home.

LOL

I'm going now, adios.

Nice story Jared:p. later Dan.

[QUOTE=Kif]Welcome to half an hour ago :D[/QUOTE]
:wave: hi 21.05 :D

i have one lesson tomorrow, GRAPHICS!

Jesus! My guitar teacher said that by the end of next year he's putting me in for a grade 8 guitar exam. Then to get grade 5 theory so I get a music GCSE out of it, so if I don't get it when do my real GCSE's i'll get it from that.

Jared has way too many drunk driving stories to still be alive.

Someone else must have terrible luck to compensate. I bet some kid in perfect health just got terminal cancer or something.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Jared has way too many drunk driving stories to still be alive.

Someone else must have terrible luck to compensate. I bet some kid in perfect health just got terminal cancer or something.[/QUOTE]
You wonder where the police are in some of these stories..I spose thats whats going on, he's taking all the good luck, and all the cops end up chocking on donuts whenever he flies by going 100mph....:p

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Jared has way too many drunk driving stories to still be alive.[/quote]

I'm just a really good driver. Or so I'm told.

By drunk people. :-\

[quote]Someone else must have terrible luck to compensate. I bet some kid in perfect health just got terminal cancer or something.[/QUOTE]

Well, sucks for them. I'm still alive. :cool:

[QUOTE=Lightning Strikes Twice]You wonder where the police are in some of these stories..I spose thats whats going on, he's taking all the good luck, and all the cops end up chocking on donuts whenever he flies by going 100mph....:p[/QUOTE]

I dodge police like a fat man dodges salad. If I even [i]think[/i] I see one, it's time for a new route.

[QUOTE=Hypnotize]I dodge police like a fat man dodges salad. If I even [i]think[/i] I see one, it's time for a new route.[/QUOTE]
Haha I bet. You sure it isn't the radar on your dashboard? You know those are illegal? :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Hypnotize]I'm just a really good driver. Or so I'm told.

By drunk people. :-\

Well, sucks for them. I'm still alive. :cool:[/QUOTE]
I am too...doesn't change the fact that a lot of luck is involved.

Haha, bitch. (I expected that response)

[QUOTE=Hypnotize]I dodge police like a fat man dodges salad. If I even [i]think[/i] I see one, it's time for a new route.[/QUOTE]

That similie will be used in my english essay.

[quote=Lightning Strikes Twice]Haha I bet. You sure it isn't the radar on your dashboard? You know those are illegal?[/quote]

Like I can afford one of those. :(

[quote=Vince]I am too...doesn't change the fact that a lot of luck is involved.[/quote]

Pfft, I'm Catholic - I don't believe in luck.

(Yes I do)

[quote]Haha, bitch. (I expected that response)[/quote]

:cool:

[quote=J-Cool]That similie will be used in my english essay.[/quote]

:cool: x2

Saves The Day/Emanuel I'm so EXCITED!

I wish I would have seen Saves the Day when they came through, but I saw FBTMOF and the Fall of Troy instead, so it's not a big deal.

[QUOTE=Hypnotize]
Pfft, I'm Catholic - I don't believe in luck.

(Yes I do)

:cool:

:cool: x2[/QUOTE]
God believes in luck too.

Haha, good Catholic, the lying kind. :p

[size=2]Z0MG NEW AVATOR!![/size]

zomg what is it?

Im catholic.

Go me.

Well, i was baptised catholic, thus i get to go to better schools and colleges, its how it works around here.

Read the title, then look at the avatar.

[QUOTE=J-Cool]zomg what is it?[/QUOTE]
Tom from myspace.

Yeah.

I have no idea what your talking about.

Myspace is weak.

Me eitherrrr...I'm eating a HUGE piece of Birthday Cake...without my hands :) I'm covered in frosting :p

[QUOTE=J-Cool]Yeah.

I have no idea what your talking about.[/QUOTE]

A guy named Tom wants to be on everyone's list, so when you join myspace he adds you. This is what I've heard.

[QUOTE=pazz_10]A guy named Tom wants to be on everyone's list, so when you join myspace he adds you. This is what I've heard.[/QUOTE]
Umm...he owns myspace.

(I unadded him :p)

[QUOTE=Puma]Myspace is weak.[/QUOTE]
But the comic I took it from owns

[url]http://www.nothingnice.com/index.php?pageNum_Recordset2=300&totalRows_Recordset2=313[/url]

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Umm...he owns myspace.

(I unadded him :p)[/QUOTE]

Haha, I knew that....:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Stew]Me eitherrrr...I'm eating a HUGE piece of Birthday Cake...without my hands I'm covered in frosting:p[/QUOTE]

...the birthday boy...


I want cake.

[QUOTE=pazz_10]Haha, I knew that....:rolleyes:



...the birthday boy...


I want cake.[/QUOTE]
:D There's not much left..lol..That last piece was roughly half the cake..:lol:

Ah, there's been some good posting progress in the time it's taken for me to eat and watch the two new episodes of South Park I've got.

Speaking of which, my new avatar kicks ***, buddy.

[QUOTE=Lightning Strikes Twice]:D There's not much left..lol..That last piece was roughly half the cake..:lol:[/QUOTE]

Pig.

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]Ah, there's been some good posting progress in the time it's taken for me to eat and watch the two new episodes of South Park I've got.

Speaking of which, my new avatar kicks ***, buddy.[/QUOTE]

South Park kicks a[B]ss[/B].

[QUOTE=pazz_10]Pig.



Southpark kicks a[B]ss[/B].[/QUOTE]
One tries..:cool:

Southpark does kick ***..I rarely watch it though, I just can't be assed to watch it.

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]Ah, there's been some good posting progress in the time it's taken for me to eat and watch the two new episodes of South Park I've got.

Speaking of which, my new avatar kicks ***, buddy.[/QUOTE]
Bombs ready, buddy!

I honestly can't think of much better than South Park at the moment. I watched a load from Season 8 today, which is hilarious. Season 9 is shaping up to be one of the funniest as well. I wonder if Mr Garrison will ever get back together with Mr Slave :eek:

[QUOTE=Kif]But the comic I took it from owns

[url]http://www.nothingnice.com/index.php?pageNum_Recordset2=300&totalRows_Recordset2=313[/url][/QUOTE]

:lol: Good stuff.

[QUOTE=Kif]Bombs ready, buddy!

I honestly can't think of much better than South Park at the moment. I watched a load from Season 8 today, which is hilarious. Season 9 is shaping up to be one of the funniest as well. I wonder if Mr Garrison will ever get back together with Mr Slave :eek:[/QUOTE]

Have you seen Follow That Egg yet (Episode 910)? If not, I'm saying nothing.

[url]http://www.nothingnice.com/index.php?pageNum_Recordset2=286&totalRows_Recordset2=313[/url]

More NN2S fun! Dan, this is at you!

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]Have you seen Follow That Egg yet (Episode 910)? If not, I'm saying nothing.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I've seen up to episode 911.

Kif I like that strip a lot, well done heh.

[QUOTE=Kif]Yeah, I've seen up to episode 911.[/QUOTE]

Fairy nuff. Well I was gonna say that since Mr Slave gets married to Big Gay Al, it does allow for some potential ridiculous plot to split them up and have Garrison and Mr Slave get back together.


I don't have 911 yet though :upset:


/looks for place to download from