[QUOTE]Steven F. Seagal (pronounced /sɨˈɡɑːl/; born April 10, 1952 to an Irish mother and Jewish father[1] is an American action movie actor, producer, writer, martial artist, guitarist, energy drink entrepreneur, and deputy sheriff. He has been recognized by Tibetan lama Penor Rinpoche as a reincarnated Tulku of 17th century eastern Tibet, Chungdrag Dorje.[/QUOTE]

never realized how awesome he was

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17742675]never realized how awesome he was[/QUOTE]

wow...

lol i watched Under Siege like 4 months ago

out for justice rules

well i knew he was awesome but i never realized he was like reincarnated tulku awesome

[QUOTE=Angmar;17742656]especially not college![/QUOTE]

more so college

Steven Seagal is such a bad actor that even though he really does practise martial arts, he still looks horribly unconvincing, even in his fighting scenes.

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17742717]Steven Seagal is such a bad actor that even though he really does practise martial arts, he still looks horribly unconvincing, even in his fighting scenes.[/QUOTE]

probably has to do with him being a fatass hahaha

steven seagal wasnt fat then uhhh

dont know if he is now though

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17742720]steven seagal wasnt fat then uhhh

dont know if he is now though[/QUOTE]

have you seen his new show where he's a cop

and everyone goes "omg i'm gettin arrested by steven seagal yes"

genius

lol

a still more glorious dawn awaits

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17742728]have you seen his new show where he's a cop

and everyone goes "omg i'm gettin arrested by steven seagal yes"

genius[/QUOTE]

lol I love that show.

[QUOTE=illmitch;17742766]a still more glorious dawn awaits[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOLAGYmUQV0[/url]

elim i just found a real band called equus

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17742817][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOLAGYmUQV0[/url][/QUOTE]

aw **** nigga

steven seagal is like, an actual cop in New Orleans.

thats deputy sheriff to you

even worse

hes a ****ing reincarnated tulku did you not read that quote i posted

[QUOTE=ATM;17742671]Seeing Extortion in March :D[/QUOTE]

where at ma boy?

whats a reincarnated tulku, sounds badass

a [B]17th century[/B] tulku mother****er

its someone whose path to nirvana is so encompassing of humanity that it takes more than one lifetime to achieve

thats pretty legit

i want that

id rather just raise holy hell with this one life and then call it a day

whats your definition of raise holy hell

idk, lots of drugs and weird girls i guess

weird girls are a no no