he will make us watch old weird aussie p0rn or ban :(

[quote=imperialblackness;17431065]lol sounds fun,

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[I]happy birthday imperial blackness

happy birthday to you[/I]

asked the girl for the millionth time if she wants to go to District 9

will she finally give me a straight answer?

[I]stay tuned[/I]

[QUOTE=LostChild;17431067]oh ****

haz is a mod now, **** is nuts

we should all go bump some Foetus and celebrate[/QUOTE]

Sounds good man

[QUOTE=Txus;17431071]he will make us watch old weird aussie p0rn or ban :([/QUOTE]

I've actually never investigated the fledgling australian pr0n industry that existed here for a while. I'm pretty sure that it died and everyone that was working in it now has some kind of a role importing tapes from overseas, censoring them and selling them over here.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17431056]i was smoking out back at my work and this little 13-year-old fat bastard came by on his bike and made a little hand jester as if he was smoking to make fun of me. Obv i didnt say anything, but as I was leaving work my manager opened the door and I saw the same fat bastard totally fall off his bike and eat **** on the sidewalk. So satisfying.[/QUOTE]

I absolutely love when someone has that happen to them after being a dick.

[QUOTE=adbadass]asked the girl for the millionth time if she wants to go to District 9

will she finally give me a straight answer?

stay tuned[/QUOTE]girls ain't nothin but trouble, Brent.

I have a feeling that I might have given Jeremy that last little push to do this anti racism thing, with my anti-French stuff a few pages back. :\

District 9 looks awesome

Haz: Check your shoutbox ;)

[QUOTE=LostChild;17431090]girls ain't nothin but trouble, Brent.[/QUOTE]

your face is ugly

Not really, I just have bags under my eyes.

I am more excited to see zombie land, but i am looking forward to seeing district 9 as well.

I'm a pure stud

I'm pretty ripped all of a sudden

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;17431099]I am more excited to see zombie land, but i am looking forward to seeing district 9 as well.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, Zombieland looks great.

District 9 looks cool actually.

new puppy is sleeping on my lap :D she's so chill, it's ridiculous.

saw the zombieland trailer, dunno man

wtf some dude name Eric Medina just texted me saying he had a drunk weekend in LA and found my number in his phone. Idk who the **** that is

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17430461]It all started when...

*cue long and dramatic flashback that convinces you all of the rightiousness of my hatred for the plague that we call the French.*

...And so you see, they're all a bunch of smug faggots. Also, it is impossible to say anything at all in French, without sounding like a rich folk homosexual.[/QUOTE]

well idk if they all suck

no they don't all suck, but...

France, minus the health care system, is probably the most overrated country in the world

you're right, I do find the French often to be arrogant and kind of sleazy, like you want to take a shower after being around them for too long

(I'm just arrogant)

yeah tbh if I were in Belgium for example there's no chance in hell I'd want to go to Wallonie ... Dutch accents and pretty much Dutch everything is def. more 3l33t

"What about EMS rekohmbination?"

[QUOTE]wtf some dude name Eric Medina just texted me saying he had a drunk weekend in LA and found my number in his phone. Idk who the **** that is[/QUOTE][I]You know, you just don't remember. [/I]

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17431106]new puppy is sleeping on my lap :D she's so chill, it's ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

Cool, what kind of dog is it?

[QUOTE=adb;17431107]saw the zombieland trailer, dunno man[/QUOTE]

Come on man! Woody Harrelson as a Zombie killer and Bill Murray a Zombie!

How can that get ****ed up?

Or idk, I love Zombie movies too much i guess.

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17431113]Cool, what kind of dog is it?[/QUOTE]

some kind of small mutt. it's a rescue dog that was found by a construction worker. she was like a week old hiding with her mom under some structure :(

http://i25.tinypic.com/1zpp9hc.png shitty pic from earlier, but it gives you an idea.

Looks pretty cool, Josh.

I kinda want my user name changed to Zombie but I'm way afraid to ask.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;17431111]well idk if they all suck

no they don't all suck, but...

France, minus the health care system, is probably the most overrated country in the world

you're right, I do find the French often to be arrogant and kind of sleazy, like you want to take a shower after being around them for too long

(I'm just arrogant)

yeah tbh if I were in Belgium for example there's no chance in hell I'd want to go to Wallonie ... Dutch accents and pretty much Dutch everything is def. more 3l33t

"What about EMS rekohmbination?"[/QUOTE]

I personally don't like the Dutch language at all, but what are you gonna do? :lol: It's way better than French, though.
Idk, I used to go on vacation to France every summer, since part of my family moved there. Why any Dutch person would choose to rot in that vile land full of French people is beyond me. I haven't seen that part of my family in 7 or 8 years now. Probably for the best, lol.
Anyway, every time I was there I was so annoyed by the fact that almost no one seems to speak any English at all. I was ****ing 10 years old and I could usually get my message across quite well in English, but no one spoke any English. And when you tried to understand the poopty French they spoke, they talked so fast that it was impossible to make up more than two words. And they tend to smell very bad. And have unibrows. And lots of women have hair in their armpits.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17431117]some kind of small mutt. it's a rescue dog that was found by a construction worker. she was like a week old hiding with her mom under some structure :(

http://i25.tinypic.com/1zpp9hc.png poopty pic from earlier, but it gives you an idea.[/QUOTE]
[I]Daaaww[/I]. So young. :)

Yeah Zombieland looks really awesome

i'm going to name my puppy CHRISTCRUSHER666

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[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17431131]i'm going to name my puppy CHRISTCRUSHER666[/QUOTE]

loooooooooooooooooool.
what kind of puppy is it josh

dont you ****ing stare at me like that dog