[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]wot?

that's cuz youre like 13 and some girls are still tight.[/QUOTE]
except 16 and I've never had sex.

[QUOTE=Jom]Damn! :upset:

I better get a hold of Bob and see if he has any Enzyte.
'Consult your doctor if you have a boner that lasts for over four hours.'[/QUOTE]
Haha, oh it's ok Jom...what girl wouldn't enjoy sex with a hottie like you? ^.^

Haha, I have those sometimes...isn't it supposed to be like good because it just means you last?

B: pfft, even so. 16 is still tiny and tight girls. mmm.

I mean...I'm not a pedo <_< :upset:

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Haha, oh it's ok Jom...what girl wouldn't enjoy sex with a hottie like you? ^.^[/quote]

teehee u r teh funni

[quote]Haha, I have those sometimes...isn't it supposed to be like good because it just means you last?[/QUOTE]

I dunno, I think it'd be kind of awkward to explain to Really, Really Hot Nurse that you have been having sex and excessively masturbating to try to get rid of your hard-on and it's not going down because it's so rock hard.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]

B: pfft, even so. 16 is still tiny and tight girls. mmm.

I mean...I'm not a pedo <_< :upset:[/QUOTE]
yeah well

:upset:

dont worry I feel like more of a paedo than you :(

[QUOTE=Jom]teehee u r teh funni

I dunno, I think it'd be kind of awkward to explain to Really, Really Hot Nurse that you have been having sex and excessively masturbating to try to get rid of your hard-on and it's not going down because it's so rock hard.[/QUOTE]
nd u r teh hotti

Haha, no way. "I have a perpetual boner, what can you do to help me out?" :nawty:
[QUOTE=Theo B]yeah well

:upset:

dont worry I feel like more of a paedo than you :([/QUOTE]
But you're not. Because if you were you'd have to consistently go for lik 13 and 14 year olds (ew)

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]nd u r teh hotti

Haha, no way. "I have a perpetual boner, what can you do to help me out?" :nawty:

But you're not. Because if you were you'd have to consistently go for lik 13 and 14 year olds (ew)[/QUOTE]
Apparently you were too drunk to remember rofl.

[QUOTE=Theo B]Apparently you were too drunk to remember rofl.[/QUOTE]
No I remember but I said consistently.

I've done more stuff with girls more than 2 years younger than me than I have with girls 2 years or less younger than me :(

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]No I remember but I said consistently.

I've done more stuff with girls more than 2 years younger than me than I have with girls 2 years or less younger than me :([/QUOTE]
Oic. Well, yeah true, I mean all my girlfriends have been my age.

Nothing wrong with that. Younger chicks are hot.

Well, they'd be 18 so older in my case but hey!

Stupid Youtube! I remember watching a Kingdom Hearts machinima a while ago, and now I can't remember the name of the show :(

There's something called The Skeletor Show though which was funny.

[QUOTE=Theo B]Oic. Well, yeah true, I mean all my girlfriends have been my age.

Nothing wrong with that. Younger chicks are hot.

Well, they'd be 18 so older in my case but hey![/QUOTE]
See.

Haha, tru dat. Tru dat.

Or 17 <_< :upset:

But it was great last night, I was talking to this girl and she's like "Well I graduated early and so I'm actually really young."

"Well, you're still at least 18, right?"

I swear I almost got laid just off that line haha.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]See.

Haha, tru dat. Tru dat.

Or 17 <_< :upset:

But it was great last night, I was talking to this girl and she's like "Well I graduated early and so I'm actually really young."

"Well, you're still at least 18, right?"

I swear I almost got laid just off that line haha.[/QUOTE]
Yeah well, this one makes up for it.

I know man srsly.

hm >_>

rofl good question

hawt

is she 18 though?

lolz @ Vince.

Hello thread.

damn it was almost like old times

[QUOTE=Theo B]damn it was almost like old times[/QUOTE]
:)

Ilu2 B :-*

^^sex talk will do that for a thread :D

Yeah, all this talk of alcohol and possible statutory rape...



Good stuff :chug:



Sup pop-punx?

ack too many poeple to be like old times

[QUOTE=Hep Kat]Yeah, all this talk of alcohol and possible statutory rape...



Good stuff :chug:



Sup pop-punx?[/QUOTE]
omg Dan <3

its not rape if im under 18 right

[QUOTE=Hep Kat]Yeah, all this talk of alcohol and possible statutory rape...[/QUOTE]
statutory rape is a made up farce. Mary was 15 when preggos with Christ. And you know Joseph was hitting that. The lord wouldn't have it any other way :)

'sup yourself :p

It's not rape if there are a lot of factors involved :)



See? I could be a good lawyer.


edit to JXD: Heathen :mad:


n2m just kickin'

[QUOTE=Hep Kat]


edit to JXD: Heathen :mad:[/QUOTE]
pretty much. some states just require a note from parents. i'm going to those States :D

...



How about you go into that thread and answer mx instead? He wants you to fix sputnik.

I doubt I could get a note.. :(

Forge it.

hehehe

forgery ftw

/beaten by the Poet :(

dude omg

so true

So, I guess I saw Envy and you guys didn't?

Were they amazing?

Holy **** yeah. Like their stage presence isn't phenomable, like the singer is amazing, he gives it his all and the guitarists and drummer are awesome. But like just the music they created was like this beautiful wall of sound and you just let it like seap into you. Absolutely incredible. Life At These Speeds played fantastic and Sleeping People is one of the trippiest bands I've ever heard. Here's what I picked up at the awesome distro booths:

There Were Wires- [I]Somnambulists [/I] CD
Yaphet Kotto- [I]The Killer Was In The Government Blankers[/I] 12"
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead- [I]Source Tags & Codes[/I] 12"
The Beatles- [I]'65[/I] 12"
Envy [I]Insomniac Doze[/I] t-shirt
Envy sticker

I was gonna by two I Hate Myself 12"s but went for the Yaphet one instead. They had some awesome CDs and LPs. The vinyl was mostly classic rock but there were some contemporary gems in there like an An Albatross 7" and Blood Brothers 7". One of the best live performances I've ever seen though.

Sounds awesome. Envy's so good. I'd love to see them live.