[QUOTE=G_Mac07]Indeed it is. Although it means I have to look at a heap of dodgy websites if I ever want to learn anything. If I did know how to do something I doubt I'd tell anyone how though.[/QUOTE]

Well, most magicians take their craft pretty seriously. Giving away secrets is only something you do from teacher to student. I'm teaching a couple of friends my simplest tricks, but the ones like I did tonight I'm holding onto until I know they're more serious about it.

My dad and I are actually thinking of joining the street magicians' guild, so we're really into this stuff.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Well, most magicians take their craft pretty seriously. Giving away secrets is only something you do from teacher to student. I'm teaching a couple of friends my simplest tricks, but the ones like I did tonight I'm holding onto until I know they're more serious about it.

My dad and I are actually thinking of joining the street magicians' guild, so we're really into this stuff.[/QUOTE]
magicians stuff is really cool to watch, i've never been able to do it though :upset:
you should go for that guild though, could get a long way with it.

NP: Blind Guardian - I'm Alive.

Well, my dad will definately join. He's been progressing quickly in magic. He's a member of the Toastmasters, and uses a lot of street magic in most of his recent speeches.

magic ++

well, even though i'm ill, i almost want to be at school, i'm so bored. and nightwish - wishmaster is downloading at about 6kbs (st00pid megaupload), so about 3 hours 'til it finishes.

NP: Blind Guardian - And the Story Ends
(i've listened to the whole of Imaginations from the Other Side)

Don't bother Josh...school sucks today, it's pissing it down and I can't be arsed, my Poppy has got all wet.

[url]http://www.fat-pie.com/linkinpark.htm[/url]

:lol:

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids][url]http://www.fat-pie.com/linkinpark.htm[/url]

:lol:[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha...

" ur werd M8"

I love how he pronounces the acronyms. :lol:

That link gets blocked under the "Gay Porn" category by my school's firewall.

my friggin girl just HAD to wake me up 2 hours before I went to work...

followed by massive amounts of "bitching", sprinkle with female emotions, and topped off with a cherry of frustration...


long story short, baked at work :smoke:

<--baked at school
/lies

I had a shower of Hydraulic oil yesterday at work :-/ It was a terrible shift all in all really.

my work had system problems all day...

meaning i had to do 125% of the normal work...

[QUOTE=Gilmour]<--baked at school
/lies[/QUOTE]

Pfft. :p

NP: My fu[size=2]c[/size]kin' teacher is playing "Love Shack" by the B-52's. She must be stopped.

yea, this is grounds for dismissal

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]yea, this is grounds for dismissal[/QUOTE]

^sarcasm++

She's played it over and over and over again so far...and last week she kept playing "Hey Mickey" or whatever that song is with all the cheerleaders...you know, "Oh Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind hey mickey!"...(annoyed to the point of aggravation).

i was being serious actually :lol:


sad thing is, my girl loves that stupid sh!t

I know some people that like the B-52s.

/me asks about banjos

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]i was being serious actually :lol:


sad thing is, my girl loves that stupid sh!t[/QUOTE]

:lol: Mine's into metal.

/rubs it in your face

[QUOTE=KingofGilmours]/me asks about banjos[/QUOTE]

/answers

You're from Mississippi. You should know.

im just against being subjected to music that could possibly piss you off that much...


reminds me of the time when i used to work at Hoss's steak and sea house (dishwasher)


There would be this WEIRD guy that would work with me 2 day out of the week <cringe>. He was definitely not right in the head. Partially mentally retarded me thinks (seriously).

anywho, I'd come in, and he always have these sh!tty country stations on. After a week, I was having it any longer. I would change the station to something rock oriented. He would get pissed, change it back, and tell me "you're gonna go to hell for this..." in a very whiny tone. the dude was like 40 or something...


yea he hated me cause i would always fuk with the radio. apparently no one would ever say something to him, consider his condition. I just treated him like i would anyone one else :lol:

[QUOTE=ICB]:lol: Mine's into metal.

/rubs it in your face



[/QUOTE]


bastard fuk /jealous


well, at least my girl had the entire symphony X band wanting her steez when i was getting my CD signed....


she bet me 100 bucks she could get back stage. I asked "can i go back stage too?"

she said "no"

[QUOTE=ICB]You're from Mississippi. You should know.[/QUOTE]
Indeed I do. I know someone that plays the banjo :cool:

[quote]Partially mentally retarded me thinks (seriously).[/quote]
We are so desperate for workers down here, we have hired 3 retards since the hurricane.

I'm posting from Law lesson.
It's still bloody awful weather outside and I can't be arsed with work, so MX and Morbid Angel will reign supreme!

NP-Morbid Angel- Blasphemy

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]bastard fuk /jealous


well, at least my girl had the entire symphony X band wanting her steez when i was getting my CD signed....


she bet me 100 bucks she could get back stage. I asked "can i go back stage too?"

she said "no"[/QUOTE]

:lol: That's just screwed.

My band, 3 of us have chicks...one of us is whipped :lol: (not me, haha no damn way) ...but she needs to go man, hahaha she just takes him away from the band to much. Therefore she must be either

a) Decimated or
b) Dickwhipped.

And I know the perfect candidate to perform choice b.

[QUOTE=KoD]Indeed I do. I know someone that plays the banjo [/QUOTE]

I'd actually want to learn how to play it...

my girl gives me crap about playing all the time...


the trick is : not to care

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]my girl gives me crap about playing all the time...


the trick is : not to care[/QUOTE]

My girl's pretty enthusiastic about us playing...that is kinda how we met, too...but we'd try to call the whipped one because we have practice and we practice at his house and he wouldn't be at home when we get there, and it turns out he's at the mall spending time with his girlfriend. He's just fricken' obsessed or something :lol:

pussie whipped....



yea, my girl was worried id join a band and get a bunch of bitches and ditch her....


man, she IS smart :lol:

:lol:

/doesn't have girlfriend OR band :upset:

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]pussie whipped....



yea, my girl was worried id join a band and get a bunch of bitches and ditch her....


man, she IS smart :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol: Ba-dum-kish!

[QUOTE=AR]/doesn't have girlfriend OR band [/QUOTE]

/pulls out the world's smallest violen and plays "My Heart Bleeds For You"

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids]:lol:

/doesn't have girlfriend OR band :upset:[/QUOTE]
me neither, though I do have a date to Sadi Hawkins(sp?)

yea, her relentless force driving me to stay awake this morning was definitely making me wig the fuk out.


then im TOTALLY up, and shes like "you can go back to sleep"

as if it were even a possiblity...


remedy : Mesa Mark IV --> Gib LP classic :thumb:

[QUOTE]Dear Securus wankers,

It has come to my attention that you are a bunch of bastards, who have a violation detected message when I do the slightest thing, and as This document contains the words “fuc[COLOR="White"]k[/COLOR]” and “cu[COLOR="White"]n[/COLOR]t” I hope you take a photo of it with your screen detection of gayness machine. I personally find you to be the biggest bunch of odious fuc[COLOR="White"]k[/COLOR]ers I have ever heard of and your bastard program that makes it impossible to browse the internet on perfectly innocent sites without having this pissy screen popping up every two fuc[COLOR="White"]k[/COLOR]ing seconds is a completely idiotic invention.

I hope you all fuc[COLOR="white"]k[/COLOR] off and have sex with donkeys, as that’s you do anyway of a weekend,
Yours sincerely, Oliver Lazzari

PS-fuc[COLOR="White"]k[/COLOR] you! [/QUOTE]
I am letting the people who repeatedly disrupt my internet browsing by photographing the screen take a picture of [I]this...[/I]