LES CLAYPOOLS BOOK'S OUT!!! :eek:

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Red button ftw

Though im usually loud enough during matches to be the commentary. Im the worst person to watch football with[/QUOTE]
Heheh, I know what it's like, I swear alot normally, but I raise my rate to four cu[SIZE="2"]n[/SIZE]ts every 30 seconds, and that's a record even Peter Stringfellow would be proud of (I'm sorry, that joke was too bad to miss out on.)

And I don't have digital TV, so no red button for me:(

Oh man what a crappy two days it's been without football.
I'm addicted to it now :(

Prom Night tonight :eek:

o.0 are you and firecrackercheese at the same school?

I don't think so, I'm sure he would have made a pass at her by now if they were.

Maybe she's pregnant! :eek:

I bumped into/couldn't get away from one of the fat chavs from my high school on the bus a couple of days ago, so I had to talk about stuff. Me and my lot: I'm going to university next year, I'm in an ace band, got a good job, Johnny's teaching in New Zealand, Michael's saling across the Atlantic in a pirate ship again ...

Her: Sits alone at home all day every day, watching the first series of Angry Kid again and again, and still laughing.

And half my year is now pregnant for the second or third time. High school was a terrible place. Everyone except about five of us completely sucked lol

Yeah, I'm pretty lucky that I don't have that many of those Idiots in my year, certainly not any more, all the chavs dropped out after GCSE, but there were a few stayed on in the year below, and there's just a massive amount of them in the lower school, that's why I'm so nice to the cooler kids in the lower years, they're a few among a sea of little wankers.

The percentage has seriously gone up in the five years since I started there.
But that's it, not my problem any more, It's my little brother I feel sorry for:(

NP-Tool-Reflection

Yeah, I'm worried for my little sister :( she's 8 years old and wanting to go to my old school which has become a bit of a chav-fest since my year left.

EDIT: 9, sorry

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]o.0 are you and firecrackercheese at the same school?[/QUOTE]
Nah, doesn't she live in like Dorset or something?

That's outside hertfordshire I believe so therefore is miles away.

Yeah, I didn't think you did, only she just said her prom's tonight too

[url]http://www.funnygames.nl/spelletjes/2399.html[/url]

I thought that said Worms Warcraft

That would be so much better than it is now.

Wow Lemmings.
This is almost as cool as Worms

I know what to do on the first taxing level, but it's such a pain getting it to work

Looks like im in work tonight.

Which sucks, but i did ask for the overtime, it is a bit late notice though.

Band formation in Newcastle
 

Hi,

I'm 21 and have been trying to form a band in Newcastle (upon Tyne, not the other one) for a while now, just thought i'd try here too. I'm a guitarist, but I can be the singer too. I'm after a drummer and a bassist. I don't really mind about experience as long as you can play.

Influences are most Punk, Rock, Prog and Metal. The bands that I enjoy are Muse, The Offspring, Radiohead, Rammstein, Bad Religion, Beatsteaks, Jean Michel Jarre, Racer X, Rancid, The Clash... etc. If possible, i'd like to cover a few Muse songs.

If anyone is interested email me on: [email]ink301284@hotmail.com[/email] or PM me.

[quote=Nerve_Agents]

What about This Morning, is that still on, Phillip Schofield is ace[/quote]

It'd be better if Gordon the Gopher was still with him,
/late, but it's true

Pat: Tell your sister to keep her legs firmly closed, from the sound of your school.

My school, too, seems to get chavier by the year. And my brother's practically in amongst them :o

I'm doing my best to gete her into proper music at the moment. And mum wants her to go to a school with an entrance exam in Halifax

I'm going to beat up every chav she brings home, so hopefully they'll suss it out and wont be her friend

I'm going to Birmingham in an hour :-\

More canals than Venice!

lmao, I've never been before.

What's there to do in birmingham? :confused:

My sister lives there, I'm going to see her.

Ah

Fair enough.

Half my year's going their for uni. Seriously, out of the 250 of us, like 100 is going to birmingham, if not more.

Crazy.

Disaster strikes when you can't find your hairbrush.

Or your pennizzle. Like, you wake up one morning and it's GONE.

Just like the song :p

[QUOTE=GurS]What's there to do in birmingham? [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dead Star]My sister[/QUOTE]

at the first read of these posts i thought you were very unprotective of your relatives.

amusing++

[QUOTE=GurS]Or your pennizzle. Like, you wake up one morning and it's GONE.

Just like the song :p[/QUOTE]
I'd kill myself if that happened :thumb:

really? your penis that intergral to your happiness?