I find mine with the :smash: (unless people are quoting it :/) or the bright green flashing avatar :lol:

:smash:

[QUOTE=pukeboy66]ever since then ive been keeping tabs ... watching for signs....[/QUOTE]

He'll never be truly gone, just waiting for another n00b to cross the invisible line, then........






BAM!! SUPER GAV!!

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Remember when I was Mr. Nice Guy, always defending n00bs, talking about community, avoiding arguments "like rape" to quote Maddox, and just shooting the breeze with you guys?

News flash:

I hate the forums now!!!
I hate the new n00bs with a passion!!

...No seriously. I HATE some of them...they're so **** annoying. I'd post names but I know I'd forget some and I'd offend some (all) people.

The threads lately have been sucking (I mean, read the "Bass Game" thread...seriously. What the hell was that?), the n00bs suck, and lots of the vets are gone and barely post...LightRaven, especially.

Is she a mod or what?

This is me doing two things:

1- Apologizing for being a jerk lately, but these forums have been sucking so much and I'm so pissed off at how terrible these n00bs are that I can't even defend them anymore because I find myself on the attack.

2- Begging you guys to help me think of stuff to make this forum as fun as it was back in August of 2003 when I, along with various other MXers (Wintermute, Subcontra, LinkinBassist, Ian, etc.) joined.

So yeah, does anyone but me think the forums have been completely horrible lately?

What about the n00bs? You've seen me get pissed in threads like this example:

Threadstarter: Hey, has anyone played a Fender P bass? What is the tone like? Thanks.
N00b 1: no i haven't played it sorry*
N00b 2: I have one it's good**
N00b 3: [quotes n00b 1] 123...***

* WHY WASTE OUR FUCKING TIME!?!?! I notice wileycoyote does this a lot...please dude, stop.
** No details? Don't post...it's that simple. No one here should post "I played it and it sucked." or "I played it and it was awesome." Details, my friend...your post is useless now.
*** Well, this is obvious.

Does anyone agree with me or disagree with me? I find the forums more of a prompt to have a heart attack out of sheer rage at how lame it is now, especially these n00bs...GOD do I absolutely HATE the n00bs now...

This is a complete 180 from where I was about a year ago when I was nice to n00bs...but back then, the n00bs weren't freakin' idiots and the forums didn't suck.

Let me know what you all think...feel free to flame me all you want. I couldn't give a shit anymore...

-Gav[/QUOTE]

^ ^ ^ good ol' days

AHHH

the memories

the horrible memories :upset:

*shudders*

[QUOTE=Dave.Rws][QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Remember when I was Mr. Nice Guy, always defending n00bs, talking about community, avoiding arguments "like rape" to quote Maddox, and just shooting the breeze with you guys?

News flash:

I hate the forums now!!!
I hate the new n00bs with a passion!!

...No seriously. I HATE some of them...they're so **** annoying. I'd post names but I know I'd forget some and I'd offend some (all) people.

The threads lately have been sucking (I mean, read the "Bass Game" thread...seriously. What the hell was that?), the n00bs suck, and lots of the vets are gone and barely post...LightRaven, especially.

Is she a mod or what?

This is me doing two things:

1- Apologizing for being a jerk lately, but these forums have been sucking so much and I'm so pissed off at how terrible these n00bs are that I can't even defend them anymore because I find myself on the attack.

2- Begging you guys to help me think of stuff to make this forum as fun as it was back in August of 2003 when I, along with various other MXers (Wintermute, Subcontra, LinkinBassist, Ian, etc.) joined.

So yeah, does anyone but me think the forums have been completely horrible lately?

What about the n00bs? You've seen me get pissed in threads like this example:

Threadstarter: Hey, has anyone played a Fender P bass? What is the tone like? Thanks.
N00b 1: no i haven't played it sorry*
N00b 2: I have one it's good**
N00b 3:

^ ^ ^ good ol' days[/QUOTE]

You have to admit...at the time, I did have really good points. I'm just a very emotional person. :lol:

:thumb:

-Gav

poor wiley ...


that was the n00b he cut in half you know ...

:lol: Gav's old post got pwned by "fusty walrus" filter thing.

One phrase from that thread that stuck with me was Gav saying "When i get angry I verbally rape people". I went on to use it in real life and reaped great satisfaction from it.

Too bad I wasn't here to help him slaughter them

^ lol, calm it gav! nah ur not that bad. And u look hot in girls' pants.

[QUOTE=Dave.Rws]Too bad I wasn't here to help him slaughter them[/QUOTE]

lucky i was able to find refuge

i dont know how soup and pickle did it

they refuse to speak of it

So the n00b he cut in half...

Was that misuse of hardcore dancing...?

:amaze:

:smash:

[QUOTE=Four strings of joy]:lol: Gav's old post got pwned by "fusty walrus" filter thing.

One phrase from that thread that stuck with me was Gav saying "When i get angry I verbally rape people". I went on to use it in real life and reaped great satisfaction from it.[/QUOTE]

Isn't it a sweet phrase? I'm not saying I started it, but I never heard anyone use it before I did, so it may have been an unconscious recollection or something, but it's wicked sweet, so I use it all the time now. :D

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=fatbandit]So the n00b he cut in half...

Was that misuse of hardcore dancing...?

:amaze:

:smash:[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol:

fuck!

:wave:

I've just sold my peavey century 200 head (the ugly old one) and monday or tuesday I will be the happy owner of a Peavey Mark IV bass head :smoke: For how much can I sell a flightcase? I get one with it.

[QUOTE=pukeboy66]lucky i was able to find refuge

i dont know how soup and pickle did it

they refuse to speak of it[/QUOTE]

Where did you hide out?

[QUOTE=fatbandit]So the n00b he cut in half...

Was that misuse of hardcore dancing...?

:amaze:

:smash:[/QUOTE]

My friend Tony was mosh dancing and he swung his arm...but some kid was dancing a lot closer to him than he thought, and Tony broke his arm and the other kid went to the hospital due to a concussion. :upset:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Dave.Rws]Where did you hide out?[/QUOTE]

the pit


he would never think to look for a n00b in the pit

but if he had i might not be here typing this today

Another great (but slightly sick) phrase is......


"I was weak and shaken like a freshly raped dog"


I almost wet myself when i saw that.

hey kilian :wave:

congrats on the deal man, hope you enjoy it ;)

[QUOTE=SixnStones]And u look hot in girls' pants.[/QUOTE]
That's getting cheap..

And yeah about the forums, I will admit: for knowledge etc I went to talkbass and I come here to share and post in teh casual :D

*Steps off plane*

KLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZAK!

:mad:

:smash:

I gotta go do chem homework...:wave:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=lemoley]hey kilian :wave:

congrats on the deal man, hope you enjoy it ;)[/QUOTE]
I surely will :D I play on one every week and I love it.

[QUOTE=Fatbandit]*Steps off plane*

KLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZAK !
[/quote]

BLOODY HELL :D

I only stay here for the casual, and some of the people Its rare that I'll ask for help, but I still use this place, not TB. The people are friendly and helpful for the most part, and people like Edge do exist who are exceedingly knowledgable (even if I don't understand a word he says :lol: )

PS, I wrote this post without looking. So apologies if its all wrong :p

:smash:

see ya gav :wave:

:wave:

bye bye n00b killer

[QUOTE=fatbandit]*Steps off plane*

KLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZAK!

:mad:

:smash:[/QUOTE]

ALMOST 5K POSTS!

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]I gotta go do chem homework...:wave:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
:wave:

Get your ass back in the casual more often dude :thumb:

So I got my XBW today, it is quite sweet.

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]I gotta go do chem homework...:wave:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

Later Gav

Wow, I only missed a full stop.

:smash:

whats a XBW?

:eek:

I missed my 5K

:upset:

Nevermind, I'm not kicking up a fuss until 10K anyways :p

:smash:

[QUOTE=fatbandit]I only stay here for the casual, and some of the people Its rare that I'll ask for help, but I still use this place, not TB. The people are friendly and helpful for the most part, and people like Edge do exist who are exceedingly knowledgable (even if I don't understand a word he says :lol: )

PS, I wrote this post without looking. So apologies if its all wrong :p

:smash:[/QUOTE]
It's true!

BUT! There is a lot of knowledge at talkbass (series/parallel) and all kinds of useless things that I don't want to know, but get to know. They are quite handy sometimes :lol: Like today when I sold my amp!

[QUOTE=lemoley]whats a XBW?[/QUOTE]

Digitech X-Series Bass Synth/Wah.

It is quite win.

Im going to take a nap

:wave: Later

[QUOTE=Foxfire]So I got my XBW today, it is quite sweet.[/QUOTE]
I never really use a wah :smoke: But if you can use it..

I want a chorus! Ehx small chorus, or the new ashdown! anyone played those?
And a good cabinet

mmm casual

lowsound

[QUOTE=kilian]That's getting cheap..

And yeah about the forums, I will admit: for knowledge etc I went to talkbass and I come here to share and post in teh casual :D[/QUOTE]

man i was joking! i honestly dont mind gav.

Well chimps, i'm off for now. :wave: