[QUOTE=MR. X]one of those things you can never achieve is playing a bass with his talent, he dies in his 20's jesus christ![/QUOTE]
hold on. let me wipe my eyes.

he wasn't that good.

edit: trujillo is MUCH better than burton.

Ha.... haha.... holy crap, I love 12-year-old nu-metalheads/gimmicks of said nu-metalheads.

It's not even that I wouldn't do any drugs ever. I just hate the idea of getting addicted to anything, or anything that would degenerate my mind or body in anyway. Everyone says acid/LSD supposedly does nothing to you negatively, especially in small doses, but I guess the little goody-freak in me doesn't believe it. I think the absolute hardest part about all of it is getting them and/or not letting my parents know about them. Not being able to lie well doesn't help. I believe I said on here I basically had half a beer for the first time on New Year's Eve, just alone at home, and I forgot to pour the rest out and throw it away, and I had it kind of behind this thing in my bathroom, and my mom found it and asked me. I told her it wasn't mine, but I'm sure she thinks it was mine, and I feel horrible because I think she now thinks I really drink, though she hasn't acted different or anything. My stepdad is also the District Attorney of Nash County, which doesn't help. I know I would pussy out at the last minute anyway and not buy/use them, and just throw them out in a cold sweat.

Yea, I really pay attention to this type of stuff(the swear filter?) I'm sorry I didn't know about that. I dont have 3,921 posts.

[QUOTE=MR. X]yea i know thats my fault, i just did this because obi wan kenodi is a friend of mine sry about that but some of the people on here suck[/QUOTE]

you're wrong in so many ways. You come in here act like a fool an spam. when we tell you to shut up, you flip out. then you tell [I]us[/I] to calm down. we make a bassist joke and you flip again. Meanwhile, you go into some other thread and whine about us.

[QUOTE=PinkFreud]hold on. let me wipe my eyes.

he wasn't that good.

edit: trujillo is MUCH better than burton.[/QUOTE]

they are tied, trujillio is amazing though

[QUOTE=MR. X]Yea, I really pay attention to this type of stuff(the swear filter?) I'm sorry I didn't know about that. I dont have 3,921 posts.[/QUOTE]
Well we know one thing, this guy is a mathematician.

[QUOTE=PinkFreud]sorry. i love you.[/QUOTE]

Wait I want in on this :mad:

[QUOTE=MR. X]you probably would trip on them..... damn druggy! HAHAHHA U STILL IN SCHOOL??? I BET U ARE!!!!!!LOLOLOL U PROBABLY SMOKE HASH THROUGH THE GROUND IN THE BACK OF YOUR HOUSEHAHAHHA

METAL RULZ!!!!!!!!1[/QUOTE]

That was about as subtle as a freight train.

[QUOTE=robo2448]Yeah he's a Jeff Beck fan. What a loser. Beck really sucks. Most overrated guitarist ever. Never even bothered to experiment with anything.
[/QUOTE]

ya d00d angus young totalee pwns him!!!!

Weeeeeeee, this is fun!

[QUOTE=MR. X]Yea, I really pay attention to this type of stuff(the swear filter?) I'm sorry I didn't know about that. I dont have 3,921 posts.[/QUOTE]

You post close to three times as much as him per day though.

[QUOTE=MR. X]they are tied, trujillio is amazing though[/QUOTE]
No. Burton sucks. He's not good at bass. Face it kid.

At your rate, you will pass me in posts, so yeah.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]you're wrong in so many ways. You come in here act like a fool an spam. when we tell you to shut up, you flip out. then you tell [I]us[/I] to calm down. we make a bassist joke and you flip again. Meanwhile, you go into some other thread and whine about us.[/QUOTE]

haha like i am really going to come on here everyday like you, you are a loser! Get a life.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]You post close to three times as much as him per day though.[/QUOTE]

yea and I am really going to come on to this site everyday for about two years like him too.

[QUOTE=MR. X]they are tied, trujillio is amazing though[/QUOTE]
nope. burton was pure crap. whoooaaaa he plays with distortion and a wah pedal. like, no one ever did that before. hyuck.

What "metal" do you like?

You probably like newer Metallica.

big lol

[QUOTE=MR. X]haha like i am really going to come on here everyday like you, you are a loser! Get a life.[/QUOTE]

I'm better than bass and guitar than you. I also run both the mile and the 40 yard dash faster than you. I have more friends than you, in addition to being funnier. I am also quite handsome.

[QUOTE=Phallus Dei]He died because he was a bassist and they are inferior to guitar players.[/QUOTE]

lol, good reason, wow you are dumb, they are inferior? wow....

[QUOTE=MR. X]lol, good reason, wow you are dumb, they are inferior? wow....[/QUOTE]
I've never seen a bassist play Stairway to Heaven.

/pwned.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]I'm better than bass and guitar than you. I also run both the mile and the 40 yard dash faster than you. I have more friends than you, in addition to being funnier. I am also quite handsome.[/QUOTE]

lol yea thats funny kid. bragging on the internet. you must not have friends. How long have you been playing bass?

[QUOTE=MR. X]lol yea thats funny kid. bragging on the internet. you must not have friends. How long have you been playing bass?[/QUOTE]

One year.

[QUOTE=Phallus Dei]I've never seen a bassist play Stairway to Heaven.

/pwned.[/QUOTE]

my friend can play stairway and he has been playing for a quarter of a year. The fact is that its harder to make a bass sound better and to master it than guitar. YOu probably cant do sh1t on either one.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]One year.[/QUOTE]


haha wow, one year! ive been playing 7 years. how long you been playing guitar?

[QUOTE=MR. X]YOu probably cant do sh1t on either one.[/QUOTE]

I've heard Mitch play....he makes Yngwie Malmsteen sound like Mark Hoppus.

[QUOTE=MR. X]my friend can play stairway and he has been playing for a quarter of a year. The fact is that its harder to make a bass sound better and to master it than guitar. YOu probably cant do sh1t on either one.[/QUOTE]
Nope, I play drums. Ever heard of a guy called Keith Moon? Well I kick his ***. Plus I'm more handsomer, I have a bigger phallus (Hence Phallus Dei), I can play every instrument ever invented. I have 10000 friends, on myspace. And I cook a mean stew.

/pwned
[QUOTE]
haha wow, one year! ive been playing 7 years. how long you been playing guitar?[/QUOTE]
Angus Young has been playing for 30 years, yet he still sucks. Odd?


Wait, wait, wait. You've been playing for 7 years. So you probably started around age 10-11. In that case your 17-18 and still dumb as a rock. Odd?
[QUOTE]I've heard Mitch play....he makes Yngwie Malmsteen sound like Mark Hoppus.[/QUOTE]
Hells ya.

[QUOTE=MR. X]haha wow, one year! ive been playing 7 years. how long you been playing guitar?[/QUOTE]
So..... I can lie too and say I have been playing since 1977, but I'm not.

This is honestly the greatest slice of heaven on the internets right now.

Listen, Mr. X, people woulld take you a lot more seriously if you would type like a person who is supposedly out of school by now, and not being stupidly ignorant by saying that bass is "way harder" to master than guitar. Get over yourself. Saying Jeff Beck sucks athen saying you love him is just moronic, and making fun of people posting on internet forums when you yourself are... well... I'll let you figure that one out by yourself, genius,

Although you regs aren't being very cool either, the bassist jokes are tired and flat. leik dat bassist dat fell out de bus!!1 lol

[QUOTE=MR. X]haha wow, one year! ive been playing 7 years. how long you been playing guitar?[/QUOTE]

Hows your slap? tap? tapped harmonics? finger style? pick playing? improv? knowledge? Time doesn't matter.

About One Year.

[QUOTE=BigTrav415]Although you regs aren't being very cool either, the bassist jokes are tired and flat. leik dat bassist dat fell out de bus!!1 lol[/QUOTE]
I like um.

And I'm pretty sure almost everyones posts are soaked in sarcasm.

oooooo I want to get into a theory debate!

[QUOTE=Phallus Dei]Nope, I play drums. Ever heard of a guy called Keith Moon? Well I kick his ***. Plus I'm more handsomer, I have a bigger phallus (Hence Phallus Dei), I can play every instrument ever invented. I have 10000 friends, on myspace. And I cook a mean stew.

/pwned

Angus Young has been playing for 30 years, yet he still sucks. Odd?


Wait, wait, wait. You've been playing for 7 years. So you probably started around age 10-11. In that case your 17-18 and still dumb as a rock. Odd?

Hells ya.[/QUOTE]


yea better than keith moon, thats funny, my god you brag alot, why dont you post some of your stuff go to soundclick.com haha i would like to hear this

[QUOTE=BigTrav415]Although you regs aren't being very cool either, the bassist jokes are tired and flat. leik dat bassist dat fell out de bus!!1 lol[/QUOTE]

How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza!!!!111!!

[QUOTE=MR. X]yea better than keith moon, thats funny, my god you brag alot, why dont you post some of your stuff go to soundclick.com haha i would like to hear this[/QUOTE]
Well I can do more then triplets so I win.

Sorry I'm not a nerd so I don't have soundclick.

[QUOTE]How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza!!!!111!![/QUOTE]
Lawl. Whats gayer Elton John or a Bassist.

Elton John! Bassists are asexual.

[QUOTE=MR. X]yea better than keith moon, thats funny, my god you brag alot, why dont you post some of your stuff go to soundclick.com haha i would like to hear this[/QUOTE]
Are you going some where with this? Or you just beating off to your own posts?

[QUOTE=TheDMV]Hows your slap? tap? tapped harmonics? finger style? pick playing? improv? knowledge? Time doesn't matter.

About One Year.[/QUOTE]

slapping good, play primus and stuff, im really into funk bass right now, tapped harmonics arn't hard i use three fingers on my right hand do some pick playing but i dont like it. i switched over from left handed bass i am leaft handed, i just got a fretless.

[QUOTE=Phallus Dei]Well I can do more then triplets so I win.

Sorry I'm not a nerd so I don't have soundclick.


Lawl. Whats gayer Elton John or a Bassist.

Elton John! Bassists are asexual.[/QUOTE]

neither do I, I juts assumed because you think you are so hot that you would want ot show it off to people you havn't met. thats really funny tho, better than keith moon

[QUOTE=MR. X]slapping good, play primus and stuff, im really into funk bass right now, tapped harmonics arn't hard i use three fingers on my right hand do some pick playing but i dont like it. i switched over from left handed bass i am leaft handed, i just got a fretless.[/QUOTE]

Play some of it then, Les.

[QUOTE=MR. X]neither do I, I juts assumed because you think you are so hot that you would want ot show it off to people you havn't met. thats really funny tho, better than keith moon[/QUOTE]
No need to show off online when I have Sub Pop backing my band up. Mkay?

[QUOTE=MR. X]neither do I, I juts assumed because you think you are so hot that you would want ot show it off to people you havn't met. thats really funny tho, better than keith moon[/QUOTE]

Moon wasn't a technically skilled God...

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=11246442&postcount=10997[/url]

Delete, delete, delete.

Moon was great none-the-less.

:)

I personally think Bonham was miles ahead of Moon.

/waiting for the flames to come

[QUOTE=JonG]Moon was great none-the-less.

:)[/QUOTE]

Probably the most infuential ever, yeah. I love him, but besting his playing is by no means impossible.