[QUOTE=P13;18470469]she'll be unhealthily skinny[/QUOTE]

eh can we just squish her a bit so she is normal skinny but short

how old are you again seb? like 17?

yes, 18 v. soon

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18470471]eh can we just squish her a bit so she is normal skinny but short[/QUOTE]
I'll take you with me so we can pick out your pre-death girl
it'll be like we're shopping

we can pretend to be dirty ass fuckin arabs shopping for slaves or something and make rude comments under our breath you know

that sounds perfect

i'm quite looking forward to dying now

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18470384]you're thinking waaaaaaaaay too smallllllllllll[/QUOTE]

im a simple kind of boy :-*

this all hinges on whether I win the lottery

fuck I have to go through with this now if I actually win I do'nt know if I can handle the pressure :S

[QUOTE=P13;18470492]this all hinges on whether I win the lottery

fuck I have to go through with this now if I actually win I do'nt know if I can handle the pressure :S[/QUOTE]

hey don't pussy out on me i need you man :o

[QUOTE]i hate myself (or more pathetic ramblings)

deft self-loathing crept into my bed one night like an uncle removed times two I didn't even struggle loss of virginity was something new I went down on the pain and sucked out the venom uwrapped from sheets of azure filling cavities of insecurity feeling... the seed of failure mercury dripping on my tongue I swallowed like a whore pillow talk of how I've gone wrong I'm a rape victim desiring more he spooned me till we saw the sun then with a sweet breath he sighed touched a kiss to my cheek and left wrapped in sheets of azure once again I was bereft loathing loved me tender that's more than I can say for any girl thank god he's a repeat offender

By: Ethan Martinez[/QUOTE]

lmao

As long as you pay for me to move my Canadian lady friend to America when I get back I will be happy okay.

I would never pay for a canadian to betray their country
you could move your ass up here though

Vancouver is expensive though :(

She's not even really Canadian she only goes to school there

what's her bra size

oh well then whatever

you called me non-elite so you can fuck yourself :angry:

[QUOTE=super_blockhead;18470507]what's her bra size[/QUOTE]


idk prolly high B low C? :confused:

can someone tell me what it means when bra sizes are 'double'

doesn't it just go A B C D DD then rarely beyond that?

There's bigger sizes usually reserved for super fatties or people with fake tits who go insane with the size.

i know a girl that had FF in high school

she was really hot i made out with her once it was cool

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18470518]can someone tell me what it means when bra sizes are 'double'[/QUOTE]

bitches are confusing

that's why

I've felt some e's and f's in my time, dey nice

[QUOTE=super_blockhead;18470524]i know a girl that had FF in high school

she was really hot i made out with her once it was cool[/QUOTE]

that just sounds too big

i know a chick with 36DD and they are bordering on too big

i've only played with some d's

it was ok

Any girl I've been with has had like handful sized and that's fine with me.

alright guys so youll be glad to hear that my genital warts are just pimples

crisis averted, phew

my last ex had 32 C. lauren is 32 C. one girl i fucked was DD idk the other ones

as soon as you hit 32a nipple size shape and color take over in importance

they have to be biteable

had a crunchwrap and chicken taco for lunch, p good

did it have nipples

if not i'm not interested

check this shit out, awesome
[IMG]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUfRDcRukU5FD3r-mvk_3_aPLOH_naUA1SVQtZwvMH6nSM6fNWxA&t=1[/IMG]

thinking about making a tumblr or blog writing about how I hate everything

it'll be like tacographics but with everyday things such as animals, kids, movies and the like

I need a rating scale though

oh fuck now i'm going to think every girl with nipples sticking out of her top is wearing one of those

i just developed a crush on a girl i've never met before and creeped the shit out of i think i'm back to my old self again

[QUOTE=adb;18470564]
it'll be like tacographics but with everyday things such as animals, kids, movies and the like

I need a rating scale though[/QUOTE]

i wouldnt worry about the rating scale thing, you could make it exactly like tacographics and no one would know

[QUOTE=adb;18470564]thinking about making a tumblr or blog writing about how I hate everything

it'll be like tacographics but with everyday things such as animals, kids, movies and the like

I need a rating scale though[/QUOTE]

[I]Hateographics[/I]
0 to P13

I'm thinking a Fuck off rating/10

my boss commented on my wall post - he said I need to get laid

[I]projecting[/I]

that's only 1 rating though
you asked for a scale

it'll be a 1-10 scale, dumbass

[I]feel the hate flow through you
prove my point[/I]

yo im gonna be moving into a sweet apartment in a couple of weeks my goal now is to find some beautiful girl to move in w me

im gonna start a blog where people follow the ups and downs of my journey