You can do that with no money.

If you have 300 mil, you can actually devise a plan to take as many assholes with you as possible.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18470370]also first thing i would buy with 300 mill would be these crust punk shirts ive had my eye on for awhile, then a nice pair of slacks and then probably a new xbox[/QUOTE]

you're thinking waaaaaaaaay too smallllllllllll

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18470383]You can do that with no money.

If you have 300 mil, you can actually devise a plan to take as many assholes with you as possible.[/QUOTE]

yeah but at that point i'd be thinking "i have all this money and i still couldn't possibly be any more miserable fuck it"

as opposed to now where I'm thinking "yeah well i can always earn lots of money somehow that's fulfilling right"

with that money you could higher a therapist

that's what you should do

ok if any of you should happen to win the lottery would you donate some money for my therapist fund i'd be super not ungrateful

yeah I'd give you the money

I'd buy you some skram cd's too

I'd buy you an awkward emo girl for you to wuv and wuv u back.

skram isn't cool anymore all the hipster post-skram kids are listening to black metal now because of deafheaven

edit: yes plz fwankie we could cry together and everything :')))

I'd just fly over to your faggot ass country and kill you so you wouldn't have to worry about what people would think

i could be like some kind of martyr killed by a CANADIAN who's even heard of canada place is so obscure everybody would be talking about it for weeks hipster status++++

do ppl still go to theropists? i heard the bad economy wiped them out

win win scenario

i want a fucking blowjob before i die

are there prostitutes in england?

nuh uh not to my awareness but then again i never elave the house

well I would be able to find someone I mean I would be filthy rich :cool:

english girls are so slutty :naughty:

actually i want like 3 girls giving me blowjobs in that case

one aryan goddess, one redhead that looks like susan coffey or is susan coffey and one awkward emo girl

hey dude i'm doing you a favour yo'ure not actually entitled to anything

but i'm like you're closest friend int he whole entire world i even know you're from canada

o really what university do I go to?

that one in canada with all the buildings

nope

if i won the lottery i would buy heroin

sam I'd buy you an opium farm

[QUOTE=P13;18470435]nope[/QUOTE]

is it underwater

that would be so awesome to have an opium farm

but the thing i want the most is one of those machines they have in the hospital where you press a button and it injects you with morphine

nope

getting closer

@blockhead
I'd get you workers to make you whatever type of opiate you wanted and that machine
I'd just have to cover it up and it'd probably be in china or mongolia or afghanistan or something

is it the water temple in zelda

nah man

think more real

okay fine just one girl is fine i'm fine with that no entitlement none whatsoever

it'll be the awkward emo one

that's okay she'll probably be all cute and awkward and not know what she's doing and smile shyly and i'll be like "hey you're doing great" and stroke her hair and wAIT this isn't some kind of dumpsterslut emo girl is it i'm imagining something different

i hate girls that suck at giving head. i let this 17 year old give me head and she was terrible at it and fucking threw up. stupid bitch.

I'll just got to a middle school and find some up and comers

[QUOTE=super_blockhead;18470460]i hate girls that suck at giving head. i let this 17 year old give me head and she was terrible at it and fucking threw up. stupid bitch.[/QUOTE]

that happened to me before idk wtf she was doing, it felt good though

[QUOTE=super_blockhead;18470460]i hate girls that suck at giving head. i let this 17 year old give me head and she was terrible at it and fucking threw up. stupid bitch.[/QUOTE]


lol

[QUOTE=P13;18470461]I'll just got to a middle school and find some up and comers[/QUOTE]

sounds good to me :cool: make sure it's not a chubby one i'm tired of chubby girls

she'll be unhealthily skinny

this didn't feel good it just pissed me off. we fucked after that though and she was pretty good at that so it was okay. and she was pretty so that made it not as bad.