eh I ended up playing bass and going on MX and that was it

[QUOTE=Illmatic]:lol:

NP: Beck - Loser[/QUOTE]

:not rap: :eek:

I ate lamb chops for supper.

Lucky. I heart lambchops. :D I ate a leftover Subway sandwich. It was pretty okay, since I can't even taste anything. (Except blue and red gummyworms, like I've said)

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]NP: 46&2- Tool

thread revival

Did anyone do anything sweet today?

me= Of course not. I sat at home, and I was so bored/sick that I didn't even spend the entire day on mx. :upset:[/QUOTE]

Got my new Military ID, coughed a lot, ordered a distortion pedal and a flanger pedal, and watched my PF Anthologies.

The Lampchops were juicy, but I prefer my slightly tougher, this one was too soft in the middle

a good 1/2 pound chop though.

I spent the night in my girlfriend's dorm

NP: Alice in Chains - Don't Follow

I dedicate this joke to Ray, since he loves all my jokes.

Two men get arrested for drugs. They go before the judge, and the judge tells them that their assignment is to make a presentation in front of other convicted drug users. Each men would present in front of 500 men. The judge then stated that the severity of the sentence would be based on how many or how few each man convinced to stop using drugs. He tells the men he'll see them in a week.

The next week, the two men come back to report their results.

The first man stands up and says, "Your honor, I convinced fifty out of the five-hundred men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is happy. "What was your presentation?"

"Well, I drew two circles, like this:

[size=6]O[/size] [size=1]o[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your brain before drugs, and the one on the right is your brain after drugs.'"

The judge says that he was proud of the man. He then asks the second man to step forward.

"Your honor, I convinced all 500 men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is flattered. "My goodness, what was your presentation?"

"Well, your honor, I drew two circles like this:

[size=1]o[/size] [size=6]O[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your as[size=2]shole before prison, and the one on the right is your as[/size]shole after prison.'"

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I dedicate this joke to Ray, since he loves all my jokes.

Two men get arrested for drugs. They go before the judge, and the judge tells them that their assignment is to make a presentation in front of other convicted drug users. Each men would present in front of 500 men. The judge then stated that the severity of the sentence would be based on how many or how few each man convinced to stop using drugs. He tells the men he'll see them in a week.

The next week, the two men come back to report their results.

The first man stands up and says, "Your honor, I convinced fifty out of the five-hundred men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is happy. "What was your presentation?"

"Well, I drew two circles, like this:

[size=6]O[/size] [size=1]o[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your brain before drugs, and the one on the right is your brain after drugs.'"

The judge says that he was proud of the man. He then asks the second man to step forward.

"Your honor, I convinced all 500 men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is flattered. "My goodness, what was your presentation?"

"Well, your honor, I drew two circles like this:

[size=1]o[/size] [size=6]O[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your as[size=2]shole before prison, and the one on the right is your as[/size]shole after prison.'"[/QUOTE]


Old joke :p

Oh noes, I chuckled at that.

Crap. I didn't laugh because I thought you the 2nd set of circles backwards. :lol:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I dedicate this joke to Ray, since he loves all my jokes.

Two men get arrested for drugs. They go before the judge, and the judge tells them that their assignment is to make a presentation in front of other convicted drug users. Each men would present in front of 500 men. The judge then stated that the severity of the sentence would be based on how many or how few each man convinced to stop using drugs. He tells the men he'll see them in a week.

The next week, the two men come back to report their results.

The first man stands up and says, "Your honor, I convinced fifty out of the five-hundred men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is happy. "What was your presentation?"

"Well, I drew two circles, like this:

[size=6]O[/size] [size=1]o[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your brain before drugs, and the one on the right is your brain after drugs.'"

The judge says that he was proud of the man. He then asks the second man to step forward.

"Your honor, I convinced all 500 men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is flattered. "My goodness, what was your presentation?"

"Well, your honor, I drew two circles like this:

[size=1]o[/size] [size=6]O[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your as[size=2]shole before prison, and the one on the right is your as[/size]shole after prison.'"[/QUOTE]
:lol: stupidly funny joke

[QUOTE=GurS]Old joke :p[/QUOTE]

I liked it. :)

Right, so there's a 10 year old kid, and he goes to a whore house, and he says,

"I want a whore with aids."

The receptionist said

"Excuse me, but you're 10 years old"

The 10 year old pulls out a briefcase full of cash and says, "GOD DAMMIT I WANT A WHORE WITH AIDS"

So the receptionist leads him through to the whore room, and beckons at a whore in the corner:

"This one has AIDS, but wouldn't you rather have a clean girl?"

"No"

So he goes ahead and s3xx0rs the whore. After he's finished, the girl says:

"You could have had any girl - why did you pick me?"

The kid replies:

"When I go home, I'm gonna have sex with the baby sitter, and she'll get AIDS. Then, when my dad drives her home, he's gonna have sex with her and HE'S gonna get AIDS. Then, next time my dad sleeps with my mum, SHE'S gonna get AIDS. Then she's gonna sleep with the gardner, and HE'S gonna get AIDS - AND THAT'LL SERVE THE ****ER RIGHT FOR KILLING MY PET TORTOISE!"

Btw, sup Jom

Jokes are supposed to be funny, GurS.

NP: Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay

erm @ GurS' joke

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Jokes are supposed to be funny, GurS.

NP: Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay[/QUOTE]

:upset:

it made my friends laugh.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Jokes are supposed to be funny, GurS.

NP: Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay[/QUOTE]

You're right about GurS's joke, but that doesn't mean that you're not Mr. Jaded when it comes to these things.

No comment.

[QUOTE=Cain]You're right about GurS's joke, but that doesn't mean that you're not Mr. Jaded when it comes to these things.[/QUOTE]

Come again?

Jokes are funnier in real life. Like this one:

So, there was a blonde on one side of the road and a blonde on the other. The first blonde yells to the second, "How do I get to the other side of the road?" The second blonde responds with "You're on the other side!"

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Come again?[/QUOTE]

lmao

Come again

Maturity minus minus

:lol: that one was pretty good Jake

[QUOTE=Cain]You're right about GurS's joke, but that doesn't mean that you're not Mr. Jaded when it comes to these things.[/QUOTE]

[size=300][b][color=yellow]REPPED[/size][/color][/b]

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are in a gynacologist waiting room. All three are pregnant.

The brunette says, "I reckon it's gonna be a boy, coz I was on top"

The redhead says, "I reckon it's gonna be a girl, coz I was underneath"

The blonde started crying. "What's wrong?" said the others. "I think I'm gonna have puppies!" sobbed the blonde

[QUOTE=GurS]A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are in a gynacologist waiting room. All three are pregnant.

The brunette says, "I reckon it's gonna be a boy, coz I was on top"

The redhead says, "I reckon it's gonna be a girl, coz I was underneath"

The blonde started crying. "What's wrong?" said the others. "I think I'm gonna have puppies!" sobbed the blonde[/QUOTE]
:lol: better :thumb:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314][size=300][b][color=yellow]REPPED[/size][/color][/b][/QUOTE]
[color=orange][size=100000][b]QUOTED[/color][/size][/b]

Nonono, let Cain explain himself.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Come again?[/QUOTE]

You just react badly to anyone that says a joke you've heard before. You react badly almost every time someone makes one, which indicates to me you've heard every joke any of these people can tell, and thus will find no joke anyone says funny. Hence: jaded.

You're entitled to your own opinion.

You're wrong, but you're entitled to it.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]You're entitled to your own opinion.

You're wrong, but you're entitled to it.[/QUOTE]

:) I honestly wasn't trying to pick a fight. Don't think I was.

That said, I retain my opinion.

I'm out. I'm going to see if I can taste a donut. :cool:

Bye:wave:

Cain- *cough* urrite *cough*

Even though it's wrong.

Boy, you crackas sure are stubborn.

See ya later Jake :wave:

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Even though it's wrong.

Boy, you crackas sure are stubborn.[/QUOTE]

:D We don't know anything except what we think we know.

"In every class, there are five smart kids, five dumb kids, and the rest are average. The rest are 'B' and 'C' students. Now, let's not kid ourselves here, a black 'C' student can't run a company. A black 'C' student can't even manage no Burger King. But the white 'C' student happens to be the President of the United States"

-- Chris Rock

Bashing Bush, real original stuff there. :p

Never heard it done that way.

I've only heard teenage faggots who say "BUSH IS A STUPID REDNECK WHO LIED! RAWR!"

Sup?

I am off to bed. Goodnight MX :wave:

NP:Slayer-Angel of death