zis is mah tygazoot

hahahghaghahggag

[QUOTE=nervous white dad;17691233]Tiger: do you have a boy friend
Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight *** over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

dude can mack hard[/QUOTE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY&feature=player_embedded

[QUOTE=spence]circle jerkin'
[/QUOTE]

forreal forreal

but forreal do' spence u da best eva mang

[QUOTE=MAPPSTER]aka politically minded shreducation major[/QUOTE]

aka like half of this forum

ben i just sent a bomb to that address, see if you can punch my ****ing teeth out now

i got dat boom boom powwwwww

[QUOTE=Gnarmageddon;17691367]zis is mah tygazoot[/QUOTE]

i cant remembarl when i was good at somesing

[QUOTE=cbmartinez;17691524]ben i just sent a bomb to that address, see if you can punch my ****ing teeth out now[/QUOTE]

mother****er i'm on my way to DC to **** your world up.

question

if you get a parking ticket and you go to pay it off and you get 20 bucks off should i be stoked or still PISSED AT THE COPS?

that sounds like a terroristic threat im calling the government

cause honestly i was stoked but i feel like i should have still been pissed

id be pretty stoked

gayest **** happened to me a few weeks ago, i ran out of gas on the way to a gas station, left a note in my windshield "ran out of gas, walking to gas station" in case a cop came by cause i was in a no parking area by some park, like two blocks from a gas station

come back with a gas can, and i got a parking ticket

i got a parking ticket for parking overnight once

apparently thats "against the law"

be pissed

i got a parking ticket at my college for being in a motorcycle only spot when the spot was no different than any other spot and was in the middle of a line of normal spots on the side of the road. **** you pellissippi state.

i bought a turquoise bracelet made out of completely recycled material (fake stones i guess) from india with the money i saved. so i honestly am stoked

but i am pissed that i had to pay 30 dollars to the lameass GOVERNMENT

[QUOTE=Matt?;17691648]question

if you get a parking ticket and you go to pay it off and you get 20 bucks off should i be stoked or still PISSED AT THE COPS?[/QUOTE]

that happened to be a couple months ago and i just thought cool and then went and bought a 20 sack

if you sellin nickels n dimes
then you're nickel n dimin
get some weight on you like that fat bitch della reese

i would have bought a 20 sack if A) if it wasn't christmastime and i'm poor
B) it's finals week :-/

finals are next week here, shouldn't be too bad though

[QUOTE=Matt?;17692549]B) it's finals week :-/[/QUOTE]

don't be a pussy

hhaha dude it's funny you mention that because i still have smoked a lot in the past week and a half looking back. but like all year i skipped basically every class and just smoked weed all day

i need to learn everything lol. just had a test on chinese geography

so much engrish

hahaha

like half the questions were seriously worded so retardedly.

one asked
"in traditional china women didn't legally have the right to"

the answer was "inherent property" lol

i seriously had to ask if she knew the difference between inherent and inherit. . .

I accidentally slept through my econ class this morning and didn't turn in some homework, so now my grade probably just went from an A- to a B or B+ and will probably stay there after I take the final. Sucks.

Also, I have 5 finals, holy ****ing ****.

same here, but i just finished my last one

good times will be had

hahaha i slept through so many classes where i had to turn in homework

hopefully it doesn't affect me too much

as everyone at my school is retarded

average midterm grade in one class: 55 lol.

no curve yet... i can only assume it will be curved

I do better than my class average all of the time, I just hate that professors grade on attendance and sometimes give out homework. So ****ing stupid.

Even though I have 5 finals, I only probably need to study for like 3 of them.

ugh i wish my professors for my major classes gave credit for attendance or homework

either way i wouldn't be able to pass without doing the homework or going to class, but still

[QUOTE=NortherlyNanook;17692995]either way i wouldn't be able to pass without doing the homework or going to class, but still[/QUOTE]

Exactly, which is why they shouldn't bother giving points for these things.

i have to take a ****ing french final tomorrow morning at 8:30, which sucks cause everyone is done as of today and therefore partying tonight. when i took my french I final, i got blackout drunk the night before, woke up on my friends couch at 8:50 (it also started at 8:30) still drunk as ****, ran to take the final

lol

i only have 2 finals, the others are papers due next week.

hahahaha, i remember you telling us that.

haha chris i have like nightmares about that kind of ****

Foo Fighters - "Everlong"

the sickest jam

tbh i'll probably always have a huge soft spot for that song

it's like that one guy on seinfeld who would drone out whenever he heard "desperado"

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[QUOTE=NortherlyNanook;17693233]tbh i'll probably always have a huge soft spot for that song

it's like that one guy on seinfeld who would drone out whenever he heard "desperado"[/QUOTE]

that one was on tbs tonight lol

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwVnjncaeEw[/url]

so many memories