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[quote=Dave*Grohl;13494766]ooh yeah. Im skipping school tomorrow to go to my friends house...to hang with her 19 yo sister i caught pleasing herself today! btw..she said she takes the pill so no need for bying rubbers....i wonder what she said that for?
[/quote] You still wear rubbers even if she is on the pilll. Less chance of an STD |
[QUOTE=Seafroggys;13494780]you...are...the....luckiest...bastard...in...the...world.[/QUOTE]
I am starting to feel some luck in my way. Propably this is just the beginning of me ****ing something up very badly |
In these moments, it's best to think with you lower head.
But rubbers all the way man, Boo creepy STD's |
What is std?
i dont know what that means..it's somekind of sexually transmitted desease but what? |
Yeah, I hate to say it, but if she's the kind of chick you see naked one day, and the next day she wants you to bang her, you better wrap it up. It seems she's no virgin schoolgirl. :lol:
Also, I don't know how much I'd encourage you to go through with it. After all, it's your friend's sister, that could cause some tension there. Edit: STD stands for sexually transmitted disease. |
I feel like a fawking mormon, i jsut realised what STD stands for...im not as stupid as one might think.
yeah, i think it would be better to wrap junior up. :D I know shes not a virgin schoolgirl but I also know that she aint one of those who jsut ****s everything that moves. My friend isn't going to love this, I would guess:D |
I hate you, i want some action!!!!!!
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Aw sh[B]i[/B]t.
I just got my teeth cleaned. Then, when I got home, I ate a piece of cholate. But I still had 10 minutes left before I could eat. |
I'm sure it doesnt matter. Dntists probably say it to piss you off.
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[QUOTE=ludvista29;13495068]I hate you, i want some action!!!!!![/QUOTE]
You're in no rush, aren't you just 13? Yol get your share of women as you mature:thumb: |
Hey John, its good to see your not using your bots again lol
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[quote=Dave*Grohl;13495233]You're in no rush, aren't you just 13? Yol get your share of women as you mature:thumb:[/quote]
Try and bum her. |
why?
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Just to see if you can.
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I bet I could.
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Hah, me and my mate were discussing my other friends relationship, because we have this theory that his girlfriends fadge is tighter than her ***. Anyway, i go, "he said to me "every time i go to her house i get another surprise"", and i said to kinda, answer that, "doesn't that mean they'll run out of moves after a while" and my mate said "nah, she'll always have one up her sleve. She's got 2 holes, she can have twice the amount of moves."
pretty wrong, if you understood any of that. It was one of those, youd had to be there moments. |
I swear to god, every time I'm in here this discussion is going on.
I'm perplexed as to why everybody is so comfortable with horny 15 year old boys lamenting over women, but god forbid I complain about my difficult, middle class life. |
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Is that Berk?
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Wow, he is so fit, and his drums are set up so well. I'd take him over daves friends sister, until i see pictures of her...from this morning when she was in the bathroom...
Nah, i'm kidding |
No, haha, kind of the opposite of Berk's setup actually.
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I think that clearly shows the rise of obesity and RSI/CTS in the USA
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I cant imagine why people put their toms so far apart
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fat kids win @ seesaw
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What did you get banned for?
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[QUOTE=TTTSNB;13495614][IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/renegadeaerobatics/IM000162.JPG[/IMG]
\[/QUOTE] Whahaha! The kid is awsome. |
best part is how he tries to look professional in a dress shirt and tie.
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:lol: Atleast he's having a good time. Those sticks make me lol.
Edit: Wait a second, is he playing trad? That's alot of butt end. |
Hot Sticks.
I would like hot sticks if they weren't so top heavy. I can't stop listening to really shallow music. Today I listened to the Grease soundtrack and Ladytron. |
Erm. Did no one notice his slave pedal is perpendicular to his foot?
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Dave Grohl....pics, now.
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Damn Phil your right. That kid is the man.
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Im always right.
Even when im wrong. |
i like the umbrella over him
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Lol that pic just made me laugh.
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Im wondering what the effects of having thinner diplomat resonants will be as opposed to ambassadors?
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thats something thats harder to explain than to hear, at least for me it is.
you get a wider tuning range though. |
Now, my story is no where near as exciting as Dave*Grohl's here, but...
I was really bored in english 111, so I decided (little self-goal here) that I was going to talk to the best looking girl in the class. I did, and we both hate the class and don't know anyone in the class. So the plan is, when she walks in tomorrow morning, I'm just gonna make some casual eye contact and slide the empty chair beside me back. Let's hope she sits, eh? |
classayy move. just make sure she notices you before you pull that off.
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Just rub your face at her.
When she asks what you're doing explain "im keeping your seat warm" And hope she takes the bait. |
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