[QUOTE=Theo B]Now I know why I don't post in the pit :/

Like 80% of the people there are intolerable..[/QUOTE]

yo meng u just gotta learn to fit in is all.

[QUOTE=Kif]1. Cockblocking guys is not cool. Though it may be funny at the time, karma will strike when you least expect it
2. :lol: Girlpants![/QUOTE]

No, you dont get it. I AM THIS GUYS KARMA COMING BACK TO GET HIM. Hes such an a[size=2]s[/size]shole anymore, and totally is just sitting around them acting like theyre what his friends are becaus ehes hopiong one of them will have sex with him. So fu[size=2]c[/size]king stupid.

Srsly tho, I didnt deserve to be pulled out of lunch because the security guard didnt like the idea of me wearing girl jeans. There was probably a lot more people that couldve been pulled, but they will always be ignored because its more the norm.

I can't find anything on that site, Kif :(

How exactly would the security guard know you're wearing girl jeans?

Because some girl sitting at a table said "can i have my jeans back?' trying to make fun of me, and then I guess she told the security guard, and th security guard asked as I was walking to the principal.

Oh I see. I was hoping that the security guard wears girl jeans or something.

Today my schedule was changed for about the 3rd or 4th time since school started. Woot.

[QUOTE=Eliminator]Oh I see. I was hoping that the security guard wears girl jeans or something.

Today my schedule was changed for about the 3rd or 4th time since school started. Woot.[/QUOTE]

It was a female security guard, too. I just dont think she paid any attention.

Now that my mom knows she said shes going to call the school and complain, which pisses me off because i dont give 2 sh[size=2]i[/size]ts about what the principal, security guard, or some chick that I look better in those jeans in than she would thinks.

NP- Fugazi - "Strangelight" :cool:

[QUOTE=MattyBlade]yo meng u just gotta learn to fit in is all.[/QUOTE]
rofl I didn't know you lurked pp

cob: wtf

[QUOTE=cobert]Because some girl sitting at a table said "can i have my jeans back?' trying to make fun of me, and then I guess she told the security guard, and th security guard asked as I was walking to the principal.[/QUOTE]

Well it's not very considerate of you to take her jeans in the first place! Her legs were probably cold!

[QUOTE=PDWAB]Well it's not very considerate of you to take her jeans in the first place! Her legs were probably cold![/QUOTE]

Hahaha, I probably look better in them than she does.

[QUOTE=PDWAB]Well it's not very considerate of you to take her jeans in the first place! Her legs were probably cold![/QUOTE]
refl

we watched the episode of the simpsons where bart falls in love with his neighbor yesterday and i heard the best line ever: "hey, my shirt's chafing me, mind if i take it off?" If anyone ever uses that irl i will give them a high five right then and there. Especially if it works.

One day I'm going to dress in full woman attire and see what my school does about it.

[QUOTE=Eliminator]One day I'm going to dress in full woman attire and see what my school does about it.[/QUOTE]

Probably tell you its not a good look.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]refl

we watched the episode of the simpsons where bart falls in love with his neighbor yesterday and i heard the best line ever: "hey, my shirt's chafing me, mind if i take it off?" If anyone ever uses that irl i will give them a high five right then and there. Especially if it works.[/QUOTE]


Dude I'm pretty sure I've used that before, also the "Now my pants are chafing too..." and it worked because she knew what I was talking about :cool:

Also I watched an episode today which I think has one of my favorite endings ever: The cops discover marijuana on the blind man who Bart just stole his dog back from, so Bart and his dog leave while more cops arrive with women and beer and they all party to reggae music.

[QUOTE=Eliminator]One day I'm going to dress in full woman attire and see what my school does about it.[/QUOTE]
It depends. Does your school have a therapist?

[QUOTE=Eliminator]One day I'm going to dress in full woman attire and see what my school does about it.[/QUOTE]

And if they tell you to take it off just be like "UH UH I AIN'T YO HO"

My school actually had a cross-dressing day. It was pretty... interesting.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

[QUOTE=PDWAB]Dude I'm pretty sure I've used that before, also the "Now my pants are chafing too..." and it worked because she knew what I was talking about :cool:

Also I watched an episode today which I think has one of my favorite endings ever: The cops discover marijuana on the blind man who Bart just stole his dog back from, so Bart and his dog leave while more cops arrive with women and beer and they all party to reggae music.[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha, oh man...welll... *e-h5* I gotta get real drunk and try it some time :p

Hahaha, I saw that one the other day too. Totally awesome "Hey kid, this could take awhile, go home..." LOL

NP: The Early November - Is It My Fault? :D:D

[QUOTE=Eliminator]My school actually had a cross-dressing day. It was pretty... interesting.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME[/QUOTE]

Thats weird.

Yeah, our principle is pretty weird. At the end of announcements every day he says "be nice to each other" and ocassionally something that doesn't make any sense.

And then the rest of the time he's a total prick.

[QUOTE=Eliminator]Yeah, our principle is pretty weird. At the end of announcements every day he says "be nice to each other" and ocassionally something that doesn't make any sense.

And then the rest of the time he's a total prick.[/QUOTE]

Like ive sid, weve had 7 principals in 8 years. Nobody ever stays, and each one is hyped up to be more qualified than the last. So ill probably have another principal senior year.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Hahahaha, oh man...welll... *e-h5* I gotta get real drunk and try it some time :p [/QUOTE]

Word, it helps if she's drunk too though not always.

hahah, I've used some really stupid lines that have worked. My favorite is when I was studying with this chick and I was like, "What's Italian for horny?" [i]and we started making out.[/i] It was awesome!

That's my new favorite quote.

I shaved off my beard.

You had a beard. You shaved it off?

I love you and hate you simultaneously.

[QUOTE=Eliminator]You had a beard. You shaved it off?

I love you and hate you simultaneously.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=PDWAB]Word, it helps if she's drunk too though not always.

hahah, I've used some really stupid lines that have worked. My favorite is when I was studying with this chick and I was like, "What's Italian for horny?" [i]and we started making out.[/i] It was awesome![/QUOTE]
Well duh. Girls are such sluts when they're drunk.

Hahahaha, oh man. I wish I was as cool/good looking as Joel :(

I have a beard :cool:

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]
Hahahaha, oh man. I wish I was as cool/good looking as Joel :(

I have a beard :cool:[/QUOTE]

Two seemingly unrelated statements.... or ARE THEY?

It was kind of a thin beard. So I decided to start over from scratch, and this time incorporate my moustach if I can.

[QUOTE=PDWAB] "What's Italian for horny?" [/QUOTE]

Probably the corniest line ever.