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Let's let her answer that herself.
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You may say that now, but you just wait until she brings out the coffee tin full of vaseline and puts on the Barry Manilow.
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Actually, I don't.
Straight girls make you do all the work, and I'm hella lazy. So lazy, infact, that mutual masturbation is my favorite sex act. And coming home to read this thread, gave me mixed feelings. Half of you are sucking up to me, and half of you are ticking me off, giving me the urge to moan more. I think I will. The chairs in the library at school SUCK. They have a fricken' board right in the middle where the weight of your as[B]s[/B] sits. I did learn quite a lot, though. I *might* pass the exam. I also stole like 7 Eowyn book marks. |
And Carrots?
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[QUOTE=Cube]Actually, I don't.
Straight girls make you do all the work, and I'm hella lazy. So lazy, infact, that mutual masturbation is my favorite sex act. And coming home to read this thread, gave me mixed feelings. Half of you are sucking up to me, [B]and half of you are ticking me off[/B], giving me the urge to moan more. I think I will. The chairs in the library at school SUCK. They have a fricken' board right in the middle where the weight of your as[B]s[/B] sits. I did learn quite a lot, though. I *might* pass the exam. I also stole like 7 Eowyn book marks.[/QUOTE] I try. |
I only like them raw.
[url]http://www.geocities.com/licia_north/spoiler2.jpeg[/url] Sweaty, bedraggled fantasy girls... |
[QUOTE=Ming-a-Ling]I try.[/QUOTE]
You try so hard it makes me giggle a little. |
[QUOTE=Cube]I only like them raw.
[url]http://www.geocities.com/licia_north/spoiler2.jpeg[/url] Sweaty, bedraggled fantasy girls...[/QUOTE] EWW! She a total not hot MILF. |
[url]http://www.geocities.com/licia_north/eowyn-07.jpeg[/url]
I'd do her. She just has a very distinct bone structure. She's like, hella butch, and I love the butch girls. All of the chicks in LOTR weren't particularly 'hot' except for Arwen, but Galadriel still turned me on the most. [url]http://www.mwolson.org/static/quizzes/galadriel.png[/url] |
See, toldja she wouldn't want to =/
Most people don't. |
[QUOTE=Cube]You try so hard it makes me giggle a little.[/QUOTE]
You know you love me |
You know everyone is gonna ask for pictures, right?
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sup pespi?
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[QUOTE=Ming-a-Ling]You know you love me[/QUOTE]
Well, I wouldn't call it love. Love is defined as a deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. When I'm with you, it's more a case of me being put in a mindless stupor because of your unsurpassable stench of tacos, hot dogs, and pee pee. |
[QUOTE=Cube][url]http://www.geocities.com/licia_north/eowyn-07.jpeg[/url]
I'd do her. She just has a very distinct bone structure. She's like, hella butch, and I love the butch girls. All of the chicks in LOTR weren't particularly 'hot' except for Arwen, but Galadriel still turned me on the most. [url]http://www.mwolson.org/static/quizzes/galadriel.png[/url][/QUOTE] [url]http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actresses/marg_helgenberger/enlarge/marg_helgenberger_9.jpg[/url] She's like 56, Total milf... |
Pessi needs some sort of MX initiation, I don't think she quite understands this place yet.
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You have no idea how much that scares me.
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You said nobody wants to f[B]u[/B]ck you, so someone is bound to ask for a picture so we can either laugh and make spoofs of you for eternity, or the much more likely try to make you feel better.
And nothing, Aaron, dear. You? |
Oi, I never said THAT.
I just said most people don't feel like turning a straight person gay, or visa versa. |
[QUOTE=PunkRockLove][url]http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actresses/marg_helgenberger/enlarge/marg_helgenberger_9.jpg[/url]
She's like 56, Total milf...[/QUOTE] Milfdom is out, because Angelina Jolie had a kid. Like, squeezed one out of her vagina, not adopted some little monkey. So that world is a tad expired. |
[QUOTE=Pessi]See, toldja she wouldn't want to =/
Most people don't.[/QUOTE] Pics please :D [SIZE="1"]just kidding[/SIZE] [QUOTE=Cube]Well, I wouldn't call it love. Love is defined as a deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. When I'm with you, it's more a case of me being put in a mindless stupor because of your unsurpassable stench of tacos, hot dogs, and pee pee.[/QUOTE] You said you liked the hot dogs... |
...NO!
Dont ever say that again... EDIT:To Pespi. |
No, Pessi.
He's not kidding. He's 46 years old, married to a 19 year old white girl from Kentucky that he impregnated while he was out on a statutory rape spree, and he's getting bored with her. He's searching for some impressionable young doll again. If you give him a picture, it's like signing your life away. And he's into cat sex. And I did not. Fatty. |
She's from Wisconsin. Get your facts straight or keep your mouth shut.
Oh yeah, I forgot you don't like hot dogs. You prefer stuffing your face with fist after fist of ground up cow. [SIZE="1"]haha, cat sex. [/SIZE] |
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I had a hamburger tonight. Did I tell you? I female-ejaculated on Janna's face last night. The pictures will be up later. |
Signing my life away?
Well. I'd best keep my pictures far away from this forum then. |
[QUOTE=Cube]You said nobody wants to f[B]u[/B]ck you, so someone is bound to ask for a picture so we can either laugh and make spoofs of you for eternity, or the much more likely try to make you feel better.
And nothing, Aaron, dear. You?[/QUOTE] not alot really. at work, but too stressed to get anything done. i hate end-of-fin year. i was shaking yesterday. |
You aren't particularly enthused with me, are you, Pessi?
I hate el fin del ano, too. I've got so much review work crammed up my bung that its not even funny. |
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I had a hamburger tonight. Did I tell you? I female-ejaculated on Janna's face last night. The pictures will be up later.[/QUOTE] That's all you ever have. So that's what that was. I thought our room smelled like lamisil and cat pee. |
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