Kids rule. I'm going go be an awesomely cool dad.
Bedtime tunes will be Have A Nice Life and Catfight On A Hotdog.

kids are alright i guess idk

naming my kid

gregori rasputin tabish

I want like 5 or 6.

Aaron John Cox II.

I'm going to spank my kids for sneaking up on me in the basement when I am using a saw, almost causing me to cut off my finger just like my dad did with me!


:(

namin my kid vordb dresgvor uezreevb

Ron you will be an awesome dad. RULE YOUR DOMINION.

As an aside, I'm the 6th-gen of Ron John Cox in my family.

4 boys


vintyr

gelgathion

salbrex

and "John".

implying you guys will find a girl who wants the same amount of kids as you

Already have bro.

Aaron; 1
World; 0

Brent tell us how to find decent gir---

[QUOTE=adb;18178560]implying you guys will find a girl who wants the same amount of kids as you[/QUOTE]


Brent - 1
Hopes and Dreams - 0

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18178563]Brent tell us how to find decent gir---[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Also, statistically I'm likely to have twins or even triplets.

chances are 100% my kid will be brown

:lol:

On my side; grandma was a twin, grandpa (her husband) was a twin, great-aunt (same grandma's sister) had twins, have a second cousin who had quads.

On sally's side: mum is a twin, dad's brothers were twins.

for real though I look forward to doing dad stuff


like walking around in my underwear when my kid's gf is over and not giving a fukkkkkk

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18178585]for real though I look forward to doing dad stuff


like walking around in my underwear when my kid's gf is over and not giving a fukkkkkk[/QUOTE]

hahahaha

I can't wait to interogate my daughters boyfriends.

[I]Oh so you like football do you? Tackle me. Do it.[/I]

[QUOTE=Aaron;18178588]I can't wait to interogate my daughters boyfriends.

[I]Oh so you like football do you? Tackle me. Do it.[/I][/QUOTE]

hahaha

Hopes and Dreams

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goin to bed, gnight queers

<3 Growing up, you realize that your dad and mom were always right <3

Word.

I used to hate my dad. Now we're mates.

yeah as u get older ur parents become more chill.

I love it when I sound like my dad and I only notice it later


then I'm like


[I]yo pops, thanks[/I]

[QUOTE]yeah as u get older ur parents become more chill.[/QUOTE]
*annoying

I want to be like my dad only not as fat.

The moment I realised that my parents were bullshitting me for parenting purposes, not cause they wanted to, was a very good day.

Yeah right mum, you've never been drunk.

lol my parents are hilarious when they drink


which is strictly only on holidays


they have a shot of gin and fall asleep lol

My sister and I used to tease our mom saying she smoked pot in college and anytime she did something stupid it was the pot coming back to her, but one night during dinner one of us made a joke about it and she broke down and confessed that she did try it. It never occured to us that she actually ever tried it and we both stared at her for like a minute in silence.

My dad used to drink like I do now, so I feel validated.

lol

And I drink a lot.

2880 is the maximum amount of posts a single user could do in a day. That's a lot.

watchin documentary bout heroin addicts

pleasant night

[QUOTE=limonade;18178661]watchin documentary bout heroin addicts

pleasant night[/QUOTE]

didnt know justin had his own show

ohhhh shittttttt

nah hes the wacky neighbor

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