[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17026752]Dude, learn to say "hi" in whatever asian language she speaks. I can almost guarantee it will make her immediately moist. If that's not enough, learn how to say more.[/QUOTE]

yeah i learned a bunch of vietnamese. srsly works.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17026757]needs bigger bewbs[/QUOTE]

dan she's asian, asians with huge boobs are endangered.

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17026759]yeah i learned a bunch of vietnamese. srsly works.[/QUOTE]

That's cute, my gf is a gook, too.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17026763]That's cute, my gf is a gook, too.[/QUOTE]

yeah i dated a gook and then hooked up with one after the first gook and i broke up. good ****. nothing quite like it.

itt: my niggaz got yellow fever

i just like pale chicks tbh

random myspace chick for example of preferences:
[IMG]http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/59/l_28d885788b3543e184c89c137a6a659a.jpg[/IMG]

i just like men tbh

nice.

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17026783]itt: my niggaz got yellow fever[/QUOTE]

hahahah
yeah i mean, i like white girls too. but theres just something about an incredibly attractive asian girl.

btw bitch is fine.

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17026772]yeah i dated a gook and then hooked up with one after the first gook and i broke up. good ****. nothing quite like it.[/QUOTE]

Dude if you ****'em hard enough they start to speak all gooky-like, that is so ****ing hot.

i prefer attractive white girls to gooks because gooks can never quite get that mongoloid out of them

I like them white. Mexican chicks are ok, but not for dating.

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17026761]dan she's asian, asians with huge boobs are endangered.[/QUOTE]

yet awesome

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17026797]i prefer attractive white girls to gooks because [B]gooks can never quite get that mongoloid out of them[/B][/QUOTE]

Uh dur, that's what is hot about them. They're different. Not just some boring white bitch.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17026797]i prefer attractive white girls to gooks because gooks can never quite get that mongoloid out of them[/QUOTE]

AMEN BROTHER

i like rice. but i dont want no rice sluts.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17026807]Uh dur, that's what is hot about them. They're different. Not just some boring white bitch.[/QUOTE]

ok so having ****ing atilla the hun facials features is hot

id cum all over atilla the hun if he looked as good as he does in that history channel movie about him

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17026819]ok so having ****ing atilla the hun facials features is hot[/QUOTE]

I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to imply but I still lawl'd.

mappy this made me lawl really hard.

Hellz yeah!

[IMG]http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/laura-prepon/laura-prepon-20050822-64091.jpg[/IMG]

hahaha, that guy is so retarded.

[IMG]http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/5022/lolmappyyr9.jpg[/IMG]

Mappy bringing the pwnage

"Sounds like ****ing Fear Factory and Meshuggah's gay baby."

That part made me laugh the hardest.

What band are they talking about?

lol me too.

I'm off folks, have a good night!

night

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17026876]lol me too.

I'm off folks, have a good night![/QUOTE]

night dan, keep it metal in yo sleep

I sleep to juns, so that I shall

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17026870]What band are they talking about?[/QUOTE]

Gojira, :lol:

dude Gojira rules. good live too.

guys, party mix so far, need more songs (preferably punk)

Municipal Waste - Beer Pressure
Mastodon - Cut You Up with a Linoleum Knife
Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabys
Darkthrone - Raised on Rock
Kiss - Rock n Roll All Night
Finntroll - Trollhammaren
Ensiferum - One More Magic Potion
Dead Kennedies - Too Drunk to ****
Master Shake - Nude Love
Andrew WK - Party Hard
Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower
Insane-o-Flex - I Like Your Booty (But I'm Not Gay)
something by DRI
something by Misfits
something by Dropkick Murphys

need moar

List is severely lacking in Alestorm

aything by Andrew WK and Crucial Unit

Alestorm is gay but I'm sure theyll be fun drunk, maybe

never heard of crucial unit, will look into!

They made a sweet split with Municipal Waste

ugh i have an exam tomorrow and can't sleep. succks.

btw mappy's print screen brought the lulz.

edit: also crucial unit are quite good from what i've heard but i've only heard their split with mw.

I saw a midget on campus riding a skateboard today

It was the highlight of my life

@'cows: Holier Than Thou? - Speed Kills (But Who's Dying?)
[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17026899]dude Gojira rules. good live too.[/QUOTE]

so? dont mean i cant troll !!

you must be really tired of getting your *** handed to you here so you troll the goddamn myspace forums

congrats