mitch has a 3 inch weiner

ugly ex girlfriend i havent talked to in like a year is randomly texting me


should i make a move for no reason or preserve my self respect

does she let you put it in her butt?

you just questioned your own answer

make a move make a move make a move

[QUOTE=HumanGenome;18104023]does she let you put it in her butt?[/QUOTE]

she's told me to before but i didnt want to

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18104029]she's told me to before but i didnt want to[/QUOTE]

:eek:

how ugly is she?

if you're doin her in the butt the face doesn't matter

so...

should've done it regardless

[QUOTE=P13;18104041]how ugly is she?[/QUOTE]

kind of like

would be very decently attractive (by normal standards, not jaundice weirdness) if she was in shape but more than a little bit chubby

so she's fat

k

whats goin on bruhs

[QUOTE=Deth;18103809]show her your surround sound chair[/QUOTE]

I lolled hard. Thank you.

[QUOTE=P13;18104051]so she's fat

k[/QUOTE]

yeah im gonna have to pass on it to be honest

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18104053]whats goin on bruhs[/QUOTE]

abs

chicken bowl

the u

gettin paid tomorrow so tomorrow is gonna rool obv :3

EDIT: gonna have my dads car tomorrow too so thats double awes

I'm home parentless for 10 days

too bad my bro is here or else fuuuuk

yo i should come chill wit u bro

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18104075]yo i should come chill wit u bro[/QUOTE]

He'd be so drugged.

come chill wit me we'll eat mad darvs and listen to punishing pv records

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18104081]come chill wit me we'll eat mad darvs and listen to punishing pv records[/QUOTE]

lol darvs id need to eat like twenty of them

You guys should record "heavy" metalcore in his basement.

yeah like id wanna record hardcore with jaundice

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18104088]yeah like id wanna record hardcore with jaundice[/QUOTE]

It'd be weird, and heavy. Perfect.

I got vox.

i've got a really old beat up 4 track recorder with unlistenable sound quality so theoretically we could make some black metal

rofl id do vox before id let u do it

EDIT @ alex: haha i would consider that tho lol, i think we could actually come up with some p ****ed up stuff tbh

i'll break out the synth we could do some cybergrind

**** you im not doin that

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18104093]rofl id do vox before id let u do it

EDIT @ alex: haha i would consider that tho lol, i think we could actually come up with some p ****ed up stuff tbh[/QUOTE]

I'm better vocalist than you any day bitch. I'll have a comp. I ain't afraid of your shitty drugged vox. Let's do this ****.