Cheers bro but it's not the same if I don't earn it for myself.

i have -7 dollars in my bank account

Heavy, I hate that. At least it isn't enough to attract an overdrawn fee.

well i just consolidated two accounts I had, my main which had $900 or so in it and my overdraft account from four years ago which had about $90 left out of the banks $1000 they lent me

killing interest

i have 2800 i mah accounts

im gonna buy a ticket soon though which should knock about 2k out

I'm gonna knock a bit of money off registering my small business but I hope it doesn't cost much.

It'll cost extra to frame it and stuff too I'll bet.

The world is one big scam.

when the going gets tough, the tough get rough

[url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=qjzuHQRX-Zc&feature=related[/url]

I have $1300 of savings, $35k equity and about $240k debt.
Fail.

I'm starting a drum/recording-gear fund though. Once my electric kit is paid off it's debt consolidation time and then save save save.

i think i might become a psychic hotline

do you know you're going to get people calling in?

I don't know what equity is so I can only assume I have none of it.

[QUOTE=I_WEAR_RED_PANTS;17030539]do you know you're going to get people calling in?[/QUOTE]

yeah i foretold it

What's your psychic name?

evan? or is that not good enough? maybe Mystic Mike

They tend to have wanky bs psychic names.

Hello, I am Dark Crystal. I see all, how much do you desire to know of your fate?

[quote=gaslight;17030593]What's your psychic name?[/quote]
The Knowledge Keeper.

[url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=719446[/url]

The Coca-Cola Company is being sued for making "deceptive and unsubstantiated claims" about its VitaminWater line of beverages, which it touts as healthy alternatives to sodas, lawyers for the plaintiff said on Thursday.

lol

[quote]"I was attracted by the prospect of getting extra vitamins, but I had no idea that I was actually getting almost a Coke's worth of sugar and calories," Koh said in a statement. [/quote]
What a ****ing retard.

idk the name of the drink gives off misleading thoughts and ideas

So he can read the word 'vitamin' on the front. But not the nutritional information label on the side?

'spose he also thinks that Mountain Dew is actually dew that comes from the mountains?


I was attracted at the prospect of getting extra vitimins so instead of eating more fresh fruit and veg or taking a blackmores multivitimin suppliment, I bought an expensive bottle of sugary cordial.

If it tastes good it can't be good for you [except grilled salmon].

man im eating this butter chicken instant meal at work

goddamn its hot
and good
nom nom nom

Nice. I just got back from the gym and did a body-fat percentage test.
Damn you christmas food.

[QUOTE=horseman;17031899]man im eating this butter chicken instant meal at work

goddamn its hot
and good
nom nom nom[/QUOTE]
If we compare with Rule #4077 (proposed by Aaron Cox, 2009), we can therefore conclude that butter chicken instant meal [i]cannot[/i] be good for you.

[QUOTE=blueyxd;17031322]Hello, I am Dark Crystal. I see all, how much do you desire to know of your fate?[/QUOTE]

Hi I'm Jim Henson, I want to know how much I'll get out of my trademark infringement lawsuit.

:lol:

hello, i'm yngwie malmsteen. i need to take a dump but i can't get off the stage so I will find other ways to express myself

thankyou

That dude should just dissolve a Swisse in his coke.

Haha.

Icehouse had some awesome singles

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17032037]Icehouse had some awesome singles[/QUOTE]

this man speaks the truth