[QUOTE=Deth;18103809]show her your surround sound chair[/QUOTE]

lol

think my ears getting infected from this earring

my gf wants me to get ears and lip pierced

told her to foad

thats surprising

your gf wants you to be someone else

some body ripped my earring out the other day for no reason

then i got black out drunk and woke up with a different one in and it hurts if i touch it

lol lip ring

i'mma get like two of those in a month

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18103822]some body ripped my earring out the other day for no reason

then i got black out drunk and woke up with a different one in and it hurts if i touch it[/QUOTE]

picsk

[QUOTE=Deth;18103821]your gf wants you to be someone else[/QUOTE]

she lives in a fantasy world and expects to find the perfect guy and live happily ever after with him, it even says it on her fb

I blame all the tv she's watched in her life

that's not how life works!

cant sleep :-\

people were delusional neurotic basket cases way before TV

[QUOTE=adb;18103828]she lives in a fantasy world and expects to find the perfect guy and live happily ever after with him, it even says it on her fb

I blame all the tv she's watched in her life

that's not how life works![/QUOTE]

so she settle for you, whom she finds boring, too skinny, apparently stylistically not to her taste and with no real interests in common?

ok

stop hoping for someone you'll enjoy!

its not unusual to end up dating some one you have nothing in common with and aren't even attracted to

i agreed with that sentence up until "aren't even attracted to"

can't say i've ever dated a girl i could even stand to be any where near

except that one really hot girl that dumped me after like two days but that doesn't count

alex i know i'll probably regret asking this but why did you date them if you couldn't stand being near them?

gf said that she was thinking about dumping me but said she was worried she'll never find a guy like me

cause I'm not a ****in asshole

basically we're both aware that we'll be together until something better comes along (she'll never do better than me)

healthy relationships itt

[QUOTE]alex i know i'll probably regret asking this but why did you date them if you couldn't stand being near them?[/QUOTE]i don't believe in rejection

[quote=illmitch;18103744]uh british people dont even speak proper english so[/quote]

say it to my face mitch : (

[QUOTE=adb;18103842]she'll never do better than me[/QUOTE]

oh man

girls like when u fart on them

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18103844]i don't believe in rejection[/QUOTE]


It's kind of important to believe in it through life.

my theory is this

any girl thats confident enough to come up to me and make a move can can suck my dick or date me for a week or two or whatever

[QUOTE=illmitch;18103849]oh man[/QUOTE]

[SIZE="7"]you're [I]so [/I]jealous![/SIZE]

[QUOTE=adb;18103842]gf said that she was thinking about dumping me but said she was worried she'll never find a guy like me

cause I'm not a ****in spatula

basically we're both aware that we'll be together until something better comes along (she'll never do better than me)[/QUOTE]

heh i'd tell her to either commit or gtfo

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18103862]my theory is this

any girl thats confident enough to come up to me and make a move can can suck my dick or date me for a week or two or whatever[/QUOTE]

confident coming upto a pale tubby white boy ?

surely it should be a girl whos got low self esteem can suck your d

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18103862]my theory is this

any girl thats confident enough to come up to me and make a move can can [B]suck my dick[/B] or date me for a week or two or whatever[/QUOTE]
oh so there's head involved, makes sense now

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18103870]oh so there's head involved, makes sense now[/QUOTE]

reason why I'm still w/ gf