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Dies Irae 02-12-2008 08:53 AM

yeah shes pretty decent

Shred Danson 02-12-2008 09:00 AM

I prefer Heather Brooke. She can suck a mean dick.

Ugh...kids still can't seem to grasp the fact that my band isn't a Christian band...just got this email:

[QUOTE]
Please read! You will be BLESSED!

so many Christian bands now in days will get on stage and play a set and maybe in the middle of playing or at the end they come out and say hey were not here to preach to you or we don't want to shove this down your throat but we have faith in Jesus Christ, and on and so on. The thing is that is exactly why they are there to preach and proclaim Gods word! And if their not i suggest for you to go home and never play again until you will. Because thats what were call to do as Christians! PREACH THE GOSPEL!!!

Now non-Christian bands will go up there and just scream, proclaim and shove down everyones throats: Sex, drugs, money, sometimes Satan. And no one really has an objection its their belief. They have shoved their belief down my throat and yours. Now this get me to my second point all the bad guys are shoving this crap down our throats but it's ok, because i throw it up. Now why as we Christians so afraid to preach and shove the Gospel down peoples throats they can always Throw it up, I'm not saying to preach Hell, Fire, and Brimstone, but I'm telling you to Preach Christianity! Good Solid Christianity! Preach what you Believe in UNASAMED, and with BOLDNESS! Shove it down their throats. They are doing it to us and look at the result! SEX, DRUGS, MONEY, AND SATAN! What I'm basically trying to say is preach! Other wise just go home!
[/QUOTE]

Wow.

Dies Irae 02-12-2008 09:02 AM

[size=2]UNASAMED[/size]

Apocalyptic Raids 02-12-2008 09:04 AM

[QUOTE]my new favourite p0rn star = Ashlynn brooke :gizz:[/QUOTE]
she aight

Dies Irae 02-12-2008 09:04 AM

most porn is acceptable

Shred Danson 02-12-2008 09:09 AM

[QUOTE=Dies Irae;15970269][size=2]UNASAMED[/size][/QUOTE]

SOMEONE GET ME A DICTIONARY

Dies Irae 02-12-2008 09:11 AM

[size=2]SEX, DRUGS, MONEY AND EVEN DICTIONARIES[/size]

big80smullet 02-12-2008 09:11 AM

i seen some ugly bitches peddlin their wares in my e-travels.


lol ICD what is your bands name?

RetiredAt21 02-12-2008 09:12 AM

With Faith Or Flames

Shred Danson 02-12-2008 09:13 AM

With Blood Comes Cleansing.

*ICB :-*

big80smullet 02-12-2008 09:17 AM

k i could see how that could be interpreted in that way. You should tell them you sacrifice virgins or something

penelope weird hands 02-12-2008 09:19 AM

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15970202]my new favourite p0rn star = Ashlynn brooke :gizz:[/QUOTE]

Nice..but too similar to Bree Olsen.

big80smullet 02-12-2008 09:22 AM

eh the more the merrier tbh

McP3000 02-12-2008 09:29 AM

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15970356]eh the more the merrier tbh[/QUOTE]
so true

so muthaf[size=2]uck[/size]in true

Shred Danson 02-12-2008 09:31 AM

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15970337]k i could see how that could be interpreted in that way. You should tell them you sacrifice virgins or something[/QUOTE]

Whenever people ask me, I just say we smoke blunts, drink heavily, and have promiscuous unprotected sex. :-/

big80smullet 02-12-2008 09:33 AM

unprotected sex is like playing russian roulette. but funner

Shred Danson 02-12-2008 09:36 AM

Hell yeah man.

But before I have unprotected sex I usually drink a lot of Mountain Dew and smoke a lot of weed. It's called having the ball in your court.

Or something like that.

big80smullet 02-12-2008 09:40 AM

eh? i usually punch her a couple of times to make sure shes compliant

Dies Irae 02-12-2008 09:41 AM

i just had a brat mmmm

gmoneyguy 02-12-2008 09:45 AM

[QUOTE=ICB;15970261]I prefer Heather Brooke. She can suck a mean dick.

Ugh...kids still can't seem to grasp the fact that my band isn't a Christian band...just got this email:



Wow.[/QUOTE]

Send back a simple reply of "Fur mein Satan"

repcak 02-12-2008 09:52 AM

i would never have unprotected sex with a girl... except i would like to have children and i married.

... so much can go wrong if you have unprotected sex: aids, children, other diseases....

gmoneyguy 02-12-2008 09:53 AM

Unprotected sex is for the daring at heart.

Shred Danson 02-12-2008 09:53 AM

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15970451]eh? i usually punch her a couple of times to make sure shes compliant[/QUOTE]

I usually slip a roofie in her drink, then when I'm done with her I wear her skin.






















lolwut?

big80smullet 02-12-2008 09:55 AM

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15970502]Unprotected sex is for the daring at heart.[/QUOTE]

Its like an epic adventure through the jungles of the congo. You know theres a massive stash of diamonds out there but you dont know if you'll step on a landmine. Not to mention the guerillas

gmoneyguy 02-12-2008 09:57 AM

exactly. You may even get some treasure nine months later.

RetiredAt21 02-12-2008 09:59 AM

Loud treasure.

repcak 02-12-2008 09:59 AM

this is the lulz!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJCWziYxRVs[/url]

@ICB: your drummer should get this :lol:

gmoneyguy 02-12-2008 09:59 AM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;15970525]Loud treasure.[/QUOTE]

That you can punt.

Shred Danson 02-12-2008 10:06 AM

[QUOTE=repcak;15970527]this is the lulz!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJCWziYxRVs[/url]

@ICB: your drummer should get this :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol: funny thing, he probably would.

big80smullet 02-12-2008 10:08 AM

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15970532]That you can punt.[/QUOTE]

or cook for sunday roast


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