there's this part where elane is doing this weird dick sucking move I've never seen

was hilarious and arousing at the same time

i used to be so into Elane when i was younger

but yeah for the lurkers or anyone

the part I'm talking about is around 9:45 or so of the movie

i've never seen said video, kinda bummed now

Sup sputnik? I just got literally the oddest phone call of my life... my dad (whom I haven't talked to in four years) randomly calls and asks if I want to hang out and tells me not to tell my mom. I honestly didn't know how to respond to it at all... I was just kind of mind****ed.

we care

does he want to play doctor?

why why why

he's probably going to throttle you while no one is looking

He either wants to rape you or beat you, or possibly both

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17428654]Sup sputnik? I just got literally the oddest phone call of my life... my dad (whom I haven't talked to in four years) randomly calls and asks if I want to hang out and tells me not to tell my mom. I honestly didn't know how to respond to it at all... I was just kind of mind****ed.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17428654]Sup sputnik? I just got literally the oddest phone call of my life... my dad (whom I haven't talked to in four years) randomly calls and asks if I want to hang out and tells me not to tell my mom. I honestly didn't know how to respond to it at all... I was just kind of mind****ed.[/QUOTE]Don't go all adb on us and be like "maybe this weekend...too early to know for sure"

[quote]He either wants to rape you or beat you, or possibly both[/quote]
either way send pix

That makes me a sad. :(

I didn't even know what to say... I feel ****ing terrible.

what did he want to do Si1v3RfaNg

what do you have in common with him

[QUOTE=adb;17428723]what did he want to do Si1v3RfaNg

what do you have in common with him[/QUOTE]

Nothing... he asked me what I want to do... and honestly he didn't give a **** until conveniently before I'm leaving for college... I half wanted to scream at him and tell him to **** off... and didn't want to make him feel like a piece of ****. fml right now.

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17428719]I didn't even know what to say... I feel ****ing terrible.[/QUOTE]
does he feel terrible

if yes go chill w/ ur dad

smoke some blunts

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17428736]Nothing... he asked me what I want to do... and honestly he didn't give a **** until conveniently before I'm leaving for college... I half wanted to scream at him and tell him to **** off... and didn't want to make him feel like a piece of ****. fml right now.[/QUOTE]

should've not answered the phone dude, seriously

traps???

[QUOTE=adb;17428741]should've not answered the phone dude, seriously[/QUOTE]
ofc adb would say this


its good you picked up the phone
itd be better if you really did go chill with him
itd be good that in doing so you get past whatever he did
because you obv arent if you're still pissed

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17428751]ofc adb would say this


its good you picked up the phone
itd be better if you really did go chill with him
itd be good that in doing so you get past whatever he did
because you obv arent if you're still pissed[/QUOTE]

I'm not really pissed... it's just my family "could" have been better off... and I didn't even know the number I just picked it up cuz he called four times in a row.

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17428751]
its good you picked up the phone
itd be better if you really did go chill with him
itd be good that in doing so you get past whatever he did
because you obv arent if you're still pissed[/QUOTE]

thisssss

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17428753]I'm not really pissed... it's just my family "could" have been better off... and I didn't even know the number I just picked it up cuz he called four times in a row.[/QUOTE]
i guess if he called repeatedly he intends on fixing something

doit

should I get taco tuesday later

3 tacos for $2

however if hes playing to a cliche and you get raped, not my fault

[QUOTE=adb;17428766]should I get taco tuesday later

3 tacos for $2[/QUOTE]definitely

what should i make for dinner? i need to feed 3 people

Quesadilla