wtf austin :lol:

[QUOTE=The Stig;17814373]What's a Monroe?

I mean besides our fifth president. And a doctrine.[/QUOTE]

it's like a stud above the lip where marilyn monroe's mole thing was

idk it's ugly look it up on google

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17814363]monroes are stupid and disgusting lol[/QUOTE]
so was she

hi im ugly and my favorite band is animal collective and im gonna start talking about us getting married and having kids like three days after i meet you

[quote=The Stig;17814373]What's a Monroe?

I mean besides our fifth president. And a doctrine.[/quote]a piercing that looks like the mole that marylin Monroe had

[QUOTE=masscows;17814378]wtf austin :lol:[/QUOTE]

well i thought i remembered him telling us his gf tried to an hero, so i thought the most appropriate/convenient way to reference it would be a slit wrist joke.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17814382]so was she

hi im ugly and my favorite band is animal collective and im gonna start talking about us getting married and having kids like three days after i meet you[/QUOTE]

lol

what's with people that like animal collective

like

they never shut up about em haha

caring and affectionate uhhh idk

I would rather have someone who keeps their cool better than I do and can be rational when needed, which is probably too much to ask for from a girl but hey[quote]
well i thought i remembered him telling us his gf tried to an hero, so i thought the most appropriate/convenient way to reference it would be a slit wrist joke.[/quote]i don't remember that but if it's true that makes it even more :lol:

last night my friends said hey what ever happened to that girl you like with the slit wrists

i said "which one?" and we all lol'd

[quote=masscows;17814387]caring and affectionate uhhh idk

I would rather have someone who keeps their cool better than I do and can be rational when needed, which is probably too much to ask for from a girl but hey[/quote]
stay away from my lady :mad:

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17814377]i had a caring and affectionate girl once

she got on my nerves quick

caring and affection are overrated without some other substance

personally if i ever find a chick with an even mildly decent taste in music (which is ****ing improbable) then i'm scooping her up right away[/QUOTE]

idk most people think clingy is bad but I think its good, I want a girl who'll want to be around me me, obviously she has to have a sense of humor and be intelligent

yeah rationality and logic is not a girl's strong points.

[QUOTE=masscows;17814387]caring and affectionate uhhh idk

I would rather have someone who keeps their cool better than I do and can be rational when needed, which is probably too much to ask for from a girl but hey[/QUOTE]

Yeah way to much to ask from a chick.

Rational?
Sane?
Cool?
Good taste in music?


not happenin

just settle for tits

[QUOTE=TimJim;17814390]stay away from my lady :mad:[/QUOTE]
my mission in life is now to do the exact opposite :evil:

[QUOTE=The Stig;17814394]Okay yeah I know what you're talking about. And not a fan.

I guess ears are alright as long as they don't go overboard, but not a huge fan of piercings in general.[/QUOTE]

gosh dude you're so goddamn average

you remind me of the boss from office space

[quote=masscows;17814396]my mission in life is now to do the exact opposite :evil:[/quote]
lol where do you live anyways

Tim's the only one here who knows what my ideal girl is because i mailed him like thirty pictures of her and her friends.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17814392]yeah rationality and logic is not a girl's strong points.[/QUOTE]

maybe if you're talking about white women

lol Brent

what's with all this nonsense you've been spouting?

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17814385]well i thought i remembered him telling us his gf tried to an hero, so i thought the most appropriate/convenient way to reference it would be a slit wrist joke.[/QUOTE]

at least you remembered me <333

[QUOTE=adb;17814405]maybe if you're talking about white women[/QUOTE]

I hope to god you're not talking about black women

[quote=Jaundice;17814404]Tim's the only one here who knows what my ideal girl is because i mailed him like thirty pictures of her and her friends.[/quote]
lol seriously

i shoulda scanned them in before they got lost

wtf do you think he's talking about?

There's this new girl at work that is so ridiculously pretty. She's too nice I think, to the point where she's so polite to everyone that you can't get an honest sense of her real personality. She invited me to go to church with her, which I didn't take as a "date" or anything since 95% of Christians deem it necessary to recruit others. Maybe they get commission, idk.

My friend gave her flowers on Valentine's day though, what a ****ing creep. He doesn't even know her that well, so I'm hoping he'll get messing up and make me look really good.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17814412]wtf do you think he's talking about?[/QUOTE]

girls that wear




BOX PRINT METAL SHIRTS

i sent the girl i like a bunch of semi-mean sarcastic texts (i thought they were kinda funny ?:() when she didn't respond to me on saturday

then she texts me back at like 11 and is like "nate wtf i was out and didn't have my phone with me chill out, yes btw I do like hummus"

she's been ignoring me since then

[QUOTE=Angmar;17814406]lol Brent

what's with all this nonsense you've been spouting?[/QUOTE]

demographics obv

for real though, you can tell SOME things from those personality type tests (INTJ, ENFP) and in general, white women are more feeling than thinking

most girls who are religious are more feeling than thinking

most girls who are not religious are more thinking than feeling

[QUOTE=The Stig;17814418]Nah I'm a little better than that. Maybe one of the Bobs.[/QUOTE]

"Oh look at me I'm paul I'm a law student. I listen to REM and watch the news and drink lukewarm water."

yeah umm okay you keep telling yourself that

[quote=masscows;17814421]i sent the girl i like a bunch of semi-mean sarcastic texts (i thought they were kinda funny ?:() when she didn't respond to me on saturday

then she texts me back at like 11 and is like "nate wtf i was out and didn't have my phone with me chill out, yes btw I do like hummus"

she's been ignoring me since then[/quote]nate you and brent would be extremely sought after by the ladies up here, though i dunno if you guys are into the girls that wear those black skintight leggings and are kind of tan

what does it even matter anyway

bottom line is I could never be w/ a chick who's religious, unless she was open minded and let me teach her about blind faith

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/ou4nxi.jpg[/IMG]


[QUOTE]bottom line is I could never be w/ a chick who's religious, unless she was open minded and let me teach her about blind faith[/QUOTE]I'd date a relgious chick if she let me dress up like a black metal warrior and beat her half to death

is it supposed to look like a guy

its supposed to be a flatchested 12 year old not a guy

lol idk if it's suppose to but it sure does

its supposed to look like the prettiest a girl could possibly be

[QUOTE=adb;17814432]bottom line is I could never be w/ a chick who's religious, unless she was open minded and let me teach her about blind faith[/QUOTE]


Dude like

Standards are good and all, but you should probably lower yours a bit.

Just sayin

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17814441]its supposed to look like the prettiest a girl could possibly be[/QUOTE]


ouch

Not dating religious chicks isn't high standards, that's self-respect.

[QUOTE]I'd date a relgious chick if she let me dress up like a black metal warrior and beat her half to death[/QUOTE]

csb
[QUOTE=Angmar;17814445]Dude like

Standards are good and all, but you should probably lower yours a bit.

Just sayin[/QUOTE]


nah