Yep, that's me on your myspace friends thingy. You were drunk at the time.

[QUOTE=GurS]Yep, that's me on your myspace friends thingy. You were drunk at the time.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I thought so! :p

I got a message from a girl I've not spoken to in ages. I'd left her a comment so I went round all my friends seeing who else I'd spoken to. That's how I found you.

sp whats everyoone doinn

Changing my strings :cool:

'cept I stabbed mysefl in the thumb with a string end and I got blood on the fretboard :mad:

I'm a bit teed off, as I think my pirate poem was on an old computer that got thrown away, and I thus no longer have a copy off, which pisses me RIGHT off :angry:

sup phill, doing good, you?

NP - Roxanne, damn that game would be a laugh.

sup paiul. im good just havingr a few beerss. u

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]Changing my strings :cool:

'cept I stabbed mysefl in the thumb with a string end and I got blood on the fretboard :mad:[/QUOTE]

That's one way of converting a fretboard from maple to rosewood :p

[QUOTE=Nerve_Agents]sup paiul. im good just havingr a few beerss. u[/QUOTE]

cool, i'm bored and considering playing the roxanne game, but i left my JD in the fridge, and there are stairs in the way :-/

I want ebonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

lol, it is rosewood actually, but it's almost black in some places. It's foul :p

Does anyone want to read my pirate poem? i thought i lost it, but found the original hand-written version, and just typed it up. If I post it, can you guys crit as harshly as possible plz?

haha

me and 2 friends are gonna go and see pirates of the caribean in full pirate regalia

oui i want to hear it, especially if it's full of jokes like why are pirates called pirates? because they arrrrrrrrr, quality

It's imaginatively called "I wish I was a pirate". Please be as harsh as possible - I want to be a writer, and it helps getting use to really harsh criticisms as early on as possible :)

I wish I was a pirate

I wish I was a pirate,
Sailin’ on a pirate ship,
A bandana tied around me ‘ead
An’ a cutlass at me ‘ip.
A parrot on me shoulder
An’ a knotty-oaken peg
Servin’ as a substitute
For what was once a leg
An eyepatch made of tough’nd leather,
A shirt thass ‘alf torn off,
A hook in place of an ‘and
To top the outfit off.

I’d sail the seas an’ oceans
With my trust-worthy crew
‘Oistin’ up the Jolly Roger
As we sail ‘cross the blue.
I’d steer the ship with the giant wheel,
Or be lookout from the Crow’s Nest,
Standin’ boldly at the stern
Or be poilishin’ the treasure chest.
I’d clamber up the riggin’
Like a monkey ina tree,
Or drift to sleep in me ‘ammock,
Content with a life of piratrey.

I’d converse in pirate lingo:
“A-har, me mateys, avast!”
Or bellow, “Land Ahoy!”
From the nest perched a-top the mast.
Readin’ faded treasure maps
Where X marks the spot,
And row out to distant islands
Once we’ve let the anchor drop.
I’d polish all the cannons,
I’d stack all the cannon balls,
I’d peel potatoes in the galley
An’ I’d always swab the ‘alls.

If another ship would come along
We’d swing unto its deck,
And if the crew is sleepin’,
Then we’ll slit ‘em ‘cross the neck.
We’d pilage loot and plunder,
We’d cut ‘em down in swathes.
We’d rape and we’d murder,
We’d be terror of the waves.
We’d be violent as any pirate was,
We’d be violent as can be –
‘Ang about, on second thoughts,
A pirate’s life ain’t for me.







*cough*

has anyone headrd of battleheart. a pirate metal bandd?

[QUOTE]Jamie - This is life, what a ****ed up thing we do says:
missed your period
Barry - Cause when you silence our youth, then you silence the truth!!! says:
yeh n tht is gonna be disastorous sein as there would be no father n ill turn into big arnie in tht film wi danny devito
Jamie - This is life, what a ****ed up thing we do says:
yep
Barry - Cause when you silence our youth, then you silence the truth!!! says:
tht woudl be ****
Jamie - This is life, what a ****ed up thing we do says:
hilarious though
Barry - Cause when you silence our youth, then you silence the truth!!! says:
like when im going to the bus stop n bruce willis throws a car at me someone will be like "arnie get down" n ill be like canny, pregnant n die
Jamie - This is life, what a ****ed up thing we do says:
hahaha
Barry - Cause when you silence our youth, then you silence the truth!!! says:
n someone else will be like, oh your about to give birthn the doc will say "i'll be back" n leave n he will die cause bruce will throw a moving train at them[/QUOTE]

:-\

Gur, thats pretty awesome man :)

AHHHHHH i need to loose wieght for uni, i just dont have motivation to go and do it.

Ive been saying for a couple of days that tomorrow i will start (ive been unable to the past few), start going riding and stuff. But im too lazy :(.

I also have such a crap diet, but im such a fussy eater so its hard to eat the right things.

[QUOTE=GurS]It's imaginatively called "I wish I was a pirate". Please be as harsh as possible - I want to be a writer, and it helps getting use to really harsh criticisms as early on as possible :)

I wish I was a pirate

I wish I was a pirate,
Sailin’ on a pirate ship,
A bandana tied around me ‘ead
An’ a cutlass at me ‘ip.
A parrot on me shoulder
An’ a knotty-oaken peg
Servin’ as a substitute
For what was once a leg
An eyepatch made of tough’nd leather,
A shirt thass ‘alf torn off,
A hook in place of an ‘and
To top the outfit off.

I’d sail the seas an’ oceans
With my trust-worthy crew
‘Oistin’ up the Jolly Roger
As we sail ‘cross the blue.
I’d steer the ship with the giant wheel,
Or be lookout from the Crow’s Nest,
Standin’ boldly at the stern
Or be poilishin’ the treasure chest.
I’d clamber up the riggin’
Like a monkey ina tree,
Or drift to sleep in me ‘ammock,
Content with a life of piratrey.

I’d converse in pirate lingo:
“A-har, me mateys, avast!”
Or bellow, “Land Ahoy!”
From the nest perched a-top the mast.
Readin’ faded treasure maps
Where X marks the spot,
And row out to distant islands
Once we’ve let the anchor drop.
I’d polish all the cannons,
I’d stack all the cannon balls,
I’d peel potatoes in the galley
An’ I’d always swab the ‘alls.

If another ship would come along
We’d swing unto its deck,
And if the crew is sleepin’,
Then we’ll slit ‘em ‘cross the neck.
We’d pilage loot and plunder,
We’d cut ‘em down in swathes.
We’d rape and we’d murder,
We’d be terror of the waves.
We’d be violent as any pirate was,
We’d be violent as can be –
‘Ang about, on second thoughts,
A pirate’s life ain’t for me.







*cough*[/QUOTE]

last line doesn't flow, rest of it is absolutely 10/10

[QUOTE=Atomic Rain]last line doesn't flow, rest of it is absolutely 10/10[/QUOTE]

really? I dunno, personally I find it flows, but I probably read it weirdly in order to make it scan :P

but be meaner! :angry:

Hey kids...what's the haps?

NP-Tool-Lost keys

Back to square one...

Feels good.

Haha, that was pretty good gur, some of the lines didn't seem to flow, but that's probably just me, it might be cool if it ended without the " A pirate’s life ain’t for me." just because i've seen so many that do that at the end, but for what you were going for i can't really be faulted.

FOD

/kills thread:smash:

Fod!

Why do you make a new account every now and again?

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[QUOTE=PAJJ]Haha, that was pretty good gur, some of the lines didn't seem to flow, but that's probably just me, it might be cool if it ended without the " A pirate’s life ain’t for me." just because i've seen so many that do that at the end, but for what you were going for i can't really be faulted.[/QUOTE]

I didn't want to come off as someone who indulges rape fantasies :upset:

Basically, it's my attempt at some dark comedy. The first three stanzas could be from a generic children's poem - the last one's meant to be a nasty twist. But not twisty enough, I fear :(

haha good point about the rape, i just liked how most of it is all twee then it becomes dark and sinister, the moment kind of got taken away at the end, but that's probably just because i'm a bit twisted.

I think I may 'write' a second version... basically, same poem with a different last two lines :P

If I ever make it as a poet, the second version could be like an 'outtake', dvd style :p

Alternate last lines:

We’d be violent as any pirate was,
We’d be violent as can be –
A pirate’s life of murd’rin’ theft
Will fill me ‘eart with glee.

Evil :D