Get both drunk and have a three some

Dont tell chick 2, then you ask chick 1 out and chances are she will reject you anyway then you have the backup plan of still having a women by asking out chick 2 even if you dont like her. Then chick 1 will get jellous and you will own her.

Yes that was all just an old mans ramblings, and chances it wont work.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Get both drunk and have a three some[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I was waiting for someone to say that.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Get both drunk and have a three some[/QUOTE]

Thats plan two.

[QUOTE=RazorsInTheNight]Thats plan ONE.[/QUOTE]

Agreed

turbonegro **** the world

Kingdom of Heaven was such a baaaaaaaaaddd movie.

[QUOTE=grungeleftovers]turbonegro **** the world[/QUOTE]

Only 1645 pages late. Unlucky

I did not forget mothers day this year! woot!

I forgot to get my mom something...:upset:

I got my mom fruit salad?

I gave my mom nothing. Now I have to go out later and get her something because I feel bad that everyone got or made her something and I didn't. I should go to Home Depot and buy her a Table Saw, think she'll like it, I know my Dad will.

i'm broke and my mom knows it, so I just told her I love her and she was happy...or not, but she looked happy anyway. I feel kinda bad though cause all my family went to vermont this morning for mothers day and I stayed here cause I'm going to a show tonight. :upset:

i've been to vermont,you didn't miss much

yeah, i know.

ben and jerry's is wicked expensive

I didn't get my mom anything because males are the superior gender.

hope your mom isnt a feminist

i was outside tanning, and all i can hear is someone really really good at drums playing, and i cant figure out where its comming from, but its amazing.

Follow the sound. You will find it sooner or later.

[QUOTE=eatyourpaisley777]Yeah it is. I deffinately wouldn't do it myself, or pay 40 dollars to have it done.[/QUOTE]
It's not stupid...bunghole!

And I don't pay for it. My mom does this crap for a living.

Does what crap? I'm too lazy to click back a page.

Dyes hair.

Oh. That's gay. I have virgin hair.

:lol: me too

My hair is jizz free

Me 3

I didn't get one decent solution to my dilemma.

Put it in their butts

[QUOTE=PaintSteveGreen]i was outside tanning, and all i can hear is someone really really good at drums playing, and i cant figure out where its comming from, but its amazing.[/QUOTE]
Tanning? LOSER