[quote=User Name;14425603]Not a gay guy, some girl who kept sitting on me on this couch. I tried to get away, I tried to change the subject, I tried to push her off.[/quote]
why?

[QUOTE=User Name;14425603]Not a gay guy, some girl who kept sitting on me on this couch. I tried to get away, I tried to change the subject, I tried to push her off.[/QUOTE]

Ohh, a fatty?

[QUOTE=User Name;14425603]Not a gay guy, some girl who kept sitting on me on this couch. I tried to get away, I tried to change the subject, I tried to push her off.[/QUOTE]

was she a hill have eyes person or something? i'll let just about anyone sit on me.

Check again, I fixed it. Lawl.

Nah, Im too ADD to masturbate, and me and my girlfriend are on the verge of breaking up. Guess my wang is just gonna shrivle up and fall off.

[QUOTE=ferdinand5;14425609]Ohh, a fatty?[/QUOTE]

Kinda. Yeah.

She kept trying to feed me cake too.

Then her boyfriend got there.

He took over for me I guess.

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14425611]was she a hill have eyes person or something? i'll let just about anyone sit on me.[/QUOTE]

I guess I'd be like that too, but I was trying to watch Dracula 2000, you see.

[QUOTE=User Name;14425618]
I guess I'd be like that too, but I was trying to watch Dracula 2000, you see.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I'm going to use this as my excuse for everything.

[quote=Jody LeCompte;14425619]Check again, I fixed it. Lawl.

Nah, Im too ADD to masturbate, and me and my girlfriend are on the verge of breaking up. Guess my wang is just gonna shrivle up and fall off.[/quote]
michael kelly?

boyfriend???

I'll quote Snoop Dogg

[QUOTE=Snoop]Nigga you know the name of the game yo bitch chose me. now we can handle this like gentlemen or we can get into some fuc[SIZE="2"]k[/SIZE]in gansta shi[SIZE="2"]t[/SIZE].[/QUOTE]

Lol. The boyfriend said something like "I guess I'm going to have to beat you up now" jokingly

I was like "You can try, but I'd rather you'd just get your girlfriend off of me. My crotch is melting."

Except I didn't say most of that.

[QUOTE=Thonk;14425631]michael kelly?[/QUOTE]

Michael Kelly guitars are beastly dude, and on ebay for 300-500. That one is only 499 with like 1 bid and an hour left. Its not a les paul, strat, sg, or uber pointy metal guitar therefore its worthless to 99% of the ebay viewers.

[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZglQxvGjMAE[/url]

Well kids, I'm off. Talk to you in three weeks.

take it easy jesse. :wave:

If I sold my fender, my takamine, my ibanez, my eden and first act practice amps, my keyboard, my ukelele, my buddys mandolin he left here, and my computer I still wont have enough money for an orange. :(

[QUOTE=User Name;14425618]

I guess I'd be like that too, but I was trying to watch Dracula 2000, you see.[/QUOTE]

dracula 3000 is even more ridiculous, its in space.

:wave:

:wave:


Mornning all

woah, i found some baby rats at work, now they're mine

[size=6]RAISE THEM TO DO BATTLE[/size]

i dunno 'bout that, but i do plan on raising them

mornin bass casual, hows everyone doin?

alright, splitting headache though

so hungover.

Possibly still drun,.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;14426522]so hungover.

Possibly still drun,.[/QUOTE]

QED.

Drinking alone?

dudes!

today i was in a good mood and after dropping off a girl back to her place and i had the country rock music on LOUD and my windows down singing real loud. I was HAPPY! :D

Anyways, i come to one of those DUI checkpoints and the officer comes over to my car and i greeted him with a big "Good evening, Mr. Police Officer, how are you today?" and he was like "I'm very well, thank you sir. We are conducting random breath testing... etc. etc." and i was like "I'm pleased to be of any assistance!" and after i blew negative i winked at him and said "Yup, I've been keeping out of trouble, sir!" ;)

He seemed abit bemused by my extreme happiness and eagerness to comply i think hehe :thumb:

Erm

Great.

Hello, I have an audition today, and hardly got any sleep.

At what point does physical violence become an appropriate tool for dealing with computer trouble?

After it decides to crash after a large report has been written but not yet saved?

Ting is right, or if you're in the middle of an intense conversation.

What if, hypothetically, a certain MXer is on his third day trying, and failing, to get a sampling/sequencing setup working, and still does not have a completely functional system?

Physical violence is authorized as of now

I don't understand :confused:

:wave:

hows yall doin

[quote=Akira;14426967]At what point does physical violence become an appropriate tool for dealing with computer trouble?[/quote]

When you can afford a new one.

[QUOTE=Polyamarous;14427089]When you can afford a new one.[/QUOTE]

Aww crap. Then I guess I still am at the mercy of this garbage.

And when I say "new one" what I mean is "Mac"

And you will never have this problem again.

dont listen to him , breaking benjamin sucks

[QUOTE=Polyamarous;14427191]And when I say "new one" what I mean is "Mac"

And you will never have this problem again.[/QUOTE]

Eww, Mac? I won't have that pesky problem of having a good computer again either.

Anyone happen to have a chart/lead sheet for 'Love for sale' by Cole Porter?

[QUOTE=AG;14427225]Anyone happen to have a chart/lead sheet for 'Love for sale' by Cole Porter?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=love+for+sale&gbv=2[/url]

The lead sheet is the second and third items. Not necessarily the Porter arrangement but has the melody and chord progression, so there ya go.