pure genius from me and neeshee

Seriously, where the hell did Neeshee go? Nirvana? Get that bastard back.

Make him want something.

Neeshee is probably tripping as we speak.

[quote=RetiredAt21;17649604]That story about him doing a line of coke off of that car that just hit him made me ROFL so hard.[/quote]
What? :lol:

Someone find it. I wouldn't mind reading it again.

do I really have to tell this again?

search the emo thread im pretty sure its there

Dude come on, it'll be funny because you're telling it.

Do it.

D[size=2]o[/size] it!

Alright alright,

So Gav, in his scene kid glory, is walking down the street in Boston on a chilly December day. Since you all know, 'Bahstun is cold as f[size=2]u[/size]ck,' there is understandably a great deal of snow and ice on the ground (if it wasn't so cold, I'd swear that this was hell). Seeing all these mounds of white crystals, got Gav in the mood to do some cocaine. So he went to his dealer, some local hipster (read: me), and lamented about the downfall of Bahstun hardcore and how On The Might Of Princes were 'not good' anymore but should still reunite 'for the fans.' The hipster coke dealer interrupted his lame conversation about emo music he used to listen to when he was 15 and with a hint of paranoia in his voice asked, 'yo dude, do you want a g or what?' He led Gav into his room and hidden behind his Animal Collective poster was a brick of cocaine. He chopped off a rock of his fishcale and sold it to Gav for the low price of $115. 'Do scenester chicks dig nosebleeds?' asked Gav. The hipster dealer just stared at him with a blank look, Gav's rosy cheeks reflecting in his Wayfarers. 'Whatever man,' said the dealer as he blew a line off of his iPhone (1G). Gav proceeded to plug his iPod into the stereo system and turned on Rockets And Blue Lights split 7". 'Dig this,' he said. 'Not lo-fi enough,' replied the dealer. Gav then realized that he was late for his Advanced Biochemistry class and he wanted to secure his normal seat next to cute chick in the second row. 'Peace BRO,' yelled Gav as he ran down the steps, noticeably high on cocaine. The hipster dealer ignored him and went back to editing his photoblog.

Gav was walking down the street in Boston, shivering from the chilly temperature of the day. In his ears, the sweet music of Ampere was blasting from his iPod speakers. "There'll be no one to know that we're dying," screamed Gav, frightening a small child that was passing by. Just at that moment, a car was coming from the opposite direction on the street. The driver of the car saw Gavin walking by, acknowledged his existence, and continued driving. Suddenly, the car hit a patch of ice, violently veered off the road, heading straight for Gav. Gav froze in terror, his Irish face as white as the snow that surrounded him, as the car hurdled towards him. Miraculously, the car came to a halt literally centimeters from Gav's stomach. Essentially pinned to the wall, Gav looked at the driver, the lyrics of Thursday's "Understanding In A Car Crash," echoing in his head. The driver's eyes locked with Gav. Both figures remained completely frozen, attempting to comprehend the events that had just occurred. The tension was palpable. It was Gav who made the first move, his head slowly descending forward towards the car in a sort of bowing motion. His face halted inches from the car hood. He then proceeded to remove the bag of coke from his breast pocket, pour out a line on the hood of the car and snort the line of cocaine.

lol

:lol:

hahaha, thats rediculous

:lol:

That's lolocaust.

:lol: Excellent.

he's gonna have to show up in this thread now

/gav crashes through ceiling

/gav does line of coke from desk

/gav calls godspeed you! black emperor emo

This guy sounds like a real bro.

[QUOTE=mappyxmassacre;17649359]Martin is a ****ing douchebag, this is why he gets made fun of, get over it dude.

The fact that you're alienating much more likable, intelligent users for making fun of somebody who spouts ignorance like it should get him a ****ing prize is ****ing upsetting, idk.[/QUOTE]
don't really know how i instigated anything by posting pictures. if you didnt like them then cool. no need to act like a 13 year old girl over them.

She is a 13 year old girl. Didn't you see her avatar???

[QUOTE=flesh;17650377]don't really know how i instigated anything by posting pictures. if you didnt like them then cool. no need to act like a 13 year old girl over them.[/QUOTE]

You get made fun of for being a toolshed. Not because other people are immature.

Before you try to act smarter than everyone, get a clue on how the world works.

this place gets lolsier by the day

Guys I posted pics of myself hanging from a tree by hooks, I can't believe people made fun of me for it ugh, why are they so immature?!

Hey look, it's flesh: http://primorski.net/ChickenKe.jpg

lol **** that looks tasty mmmmmmm

i drop megaton BOMBS more faster than ya blink

[QUOTE=Aaron;17650595]Hey look, it's flesh: http://primorski.net/ChickenKe.jpg[/QUOTE]

:(:(:(

[QUOTE=Aaron;17650595]Hey look, it's flesh: http://primorski.net/ChickenKe.jpg[/QUOTE]

Looks delicious.

let's all just go back to my story about gav: hilarious or really hilarious?

remember the american nightmare lyric thread and he didn't know the lyrics of "theres a blackhole in the shadows" despite having "boston is the reason i feel so blue" as his location?

L

O

L

that was so ****ing funny

i'm not scene i just look like this naturally

really hilarious

-Gav

[QUOTE=cbmartinez;17651158]let's all just go back to my story about gav: hilarious or really hilarious?[/QUOTE]

Super hilarious.

Hilarity plus

[QUOTE=flesh;17651162]remember the american nightmare lyric thread and he didn't know the lyrics of "theres a blackhole in the shadows" despite having "boston is the reason i feel so blue" as his location?[/QUOTE]

that was one of the funnier moments i can recall.

remember when he tried to kill himself and passed it off as a workplace accident

and then he got his username changed to I0Played0Bass

and i always read it as ayo playo basso even though there wasn't an o at the end or even o's at all but just zeros that i knew were zeros but i couldn't break the habit