he obviously is on meth

27 hours not too bad. +36 is where you start getting weirded out.

[quote=cobert;17634219]I've been awake for almost 27 hours now. I'm going to try and sleep even though I'm not tired, then me and all kinds of bros are going out tonight to get this dead deer from beside the highway and throw it somewhere on campus.[/quote]
Awesome.




Longest I've ever been awake is for two days straight. I started to see shadows move out of the corner of my eye.

[QUOTE=flesh;17634108]I can pretty much bulls'hit job experience. I'm going to be a high school teacher, not some marketing job or something.[/QUOTE]

dude, i know plenty of people trying to be teachers right now. there is literally no jobs in CA. if you have a masters right now you aren't getting a job as a teacher because its cheaper to hire someone with a bachelor's. you're ****ed.

meanwhile i make 40gs a year waiting tables and i'm not in any debt. sticking it to the man!

[QUOTE=cbmartinez;17634195]new discussion: adderall, the wonder drug
[/QUOTE]

my vacation this year was spent being up for three days taking adderall and drinking gin. i dubbed it gin weekend. i think i drank at least 5 liters of gin with three other people.

'diy'

[QUOTE=pixiesfanyo;17634280]my vacation this year was spent being up for three days taking adderall and drinking gin. i dubbed it gin weekend. i think i drank at least 5 liters of gin with three other people.[/QUOTE]

haha solid, the poor man's cocaine. straight gin though? i love me a gin and tonic but **** gin straight

gin and whatever we could find throughout various co-ops we pissed off.

two of my friends that participated like now have mental illinesses that i think gin weekend like launched.

yeah THANKS A LOT

gin tastes like Christmas tress

i got my drink and my two step, my drink and my two step.
got my drink and my two step, my drink and my two step.
its on, its on, its on and i'm home
get the patron and tell them that its on.

[QUOTE=flesh;17634147]king cobra rules all[/QUOTE]

Private Stock > King Cobra.

Cobra is pretty awesome, though. The bottle just looks rad.

[QUOTE=cbmartinez;17634195]new discussion: adderall, the wonder drug

soooo good for pounding out work[/QUOTE]

Meh, I guess. I've done adderall a few times freshman year but never felt comfortable doing it. When it comes to academics, I'm pretty old school. I totally understand why people do it, though. It certainly is useful.

LET'S KEEP ARGUING ABOUT STEALING.

WHAT, PUSSIES BACKING DOWN?

Kidding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqT0TWMeb54

lolz

Hahahahahahah.

never had king cobra, never even seen it. my 40 of choice is definitely OE, though I really dig Mickey's

OE is okay but for real, if you haven't tried Private Stock, you should definitely do it.

But a 40 is a 40, so who cares.

I GOT MYSELF A FORTAY
AND I GOT MYSELF A SHORTAY
AND IM ABOUT TO GO AND STICK IT
YES IM ABOUT TO GO AND STICK IT

[QUOTE=cbmartinez;17634624]never had king cobra, never even seen it. my 40 of choice is definitely OE, though I really dig Mickey's[/QUOTE]

Word, Mickey's rules.

I hate gin. Vodka all the way.

whiskey.

Gin is disgusting, it tasted like rubbing alcohol mixed with broccoli juice. Ugh.

[QUOTE=Aaron;17635164]I hate gin. Vodka all the way.[/QUOTE]

Backed. I'm just not manly enough.

I can drink vodka with breakfast and still be at work by 7AM, but give me a few shots of gin and I'm painting the walls with technicolour yawns.

I don't like vodka much anymore, whiskey rules. Jaeger rules, too.

liquid cocaine is the greatest/worst thing to ever happen to mankind. three things as good as jaegar, rumplemintz and goldschlager should never be mixed

Goldschlager is so good! Tried it for the first time over the summer and I was like <333

Jagerbombs FTW.

any of those three drinks are pretty much success forever

[QUOTE=Aaron;17635200]Jagerbombs FTW.[/QUOTE]

****. Yes.

Four of those and a couple xanax and I am ****ing set for the night.

goldschlagger is for ****ing pussies, whiskey is obviously the best hard liquor

I can't drink jager anymore. I got a little to brave one night and took 7 shot-and-a-halfs of it and got sick.


Only time I ever got sick on alcohol, though *flex*

Ten of them and I'm dancing my tits off and trying to fight people who I'm convinced are ninjas.

whiskey is obviously the best drink but if you turn down a shot of rumplemintz you are a ****ing loser

I like to dissolve crack rocks in my shots, I'm ****ing flying after that ****.

idk I like a few vodka n red bulls, cant sleep for days tho. But I drink Scotch and Bourbon mostly, have gone off beer lately.

I can sleep directly after vodka-redbulls.

jelos. they get me fu cking pumped.

what kinda weird **** gets drunk off of goldschlagger

Bacardi 151.

Ir your balls are big enough.

[QUOTE=honourosis;17635280]what kinda weird **** gets drunk off of goldschlagger[/QUOTE]

have you ever drank liquid cocaine?

thats how you get drunk off of that ****. its kind of like discovering God through a shot