god youre so young

jump on top of her, beat her up and tell her to stop shooting heroin and get her life together? I'll see what I can do.

happy b-day bro. I thought you were at least two or three years older.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17496100]god youre so young[/QUOTE]

yes dad

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foad foad foad foad

[QUOTE=jaundice]jump on top of her, beat it up[/QUOTE]

got that much right

lol, I'll make arrangements

i haven't actually gone up to a girl and tried to initiate things since high school, i've been laying low lately and letting them come after me and I must admit I tire of the insecure indie types that end up coming through

girlz

bros im feelin good

my mom randomly told me earlier that girlz like ugly guys who are really smart and "don't have money but show potential to make money later on in life"

but then again she's also completely out of touch with reality

[QUOTE]bros im feelin good[/QUOTE]whatd you take bro

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17496160]my mom randomly told me earlier that girlz like ugly guys who are really smart and "don't have money but show potential to make money later on in life"

but then again she's also completely out of touch with reality
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hahaha, i like everything about this

but yeah dude, definitely initiate ****. if shes reclusive and average looking, ill bet youd be like the first dude to ever do it. as long as you can match her awkwardness (ive got faith in you bro), it should be case closed without much trouble.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17496160]
whatd you take bro[/QUOTE]

hhh

cant say i think that was a good idea bro

pretty much everyone i know said im an idiot if i do it. i got that.

i'm not really saying she's a introverted/awkward type, but she's not a really high spirited or out going person. i went to school with her in HS and she was in band and reasonably quiet, still had friends & all tho

i'm not intimidated to talk to girlz or anything like that, but I've always hated trying to walk up to people i've never even met before and generating conversations out of thin air

oh and josh bring some heroin to new orleans when u come we'll get real fugged and post about it on mx

make a situation where talking to her would be expected.

its easy bro

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17496173]make a situation where talking to her would be expected.[/QUOTE]there's no reason that this would ever happen. no classes together or anything like that.

compliment her on something then?

just tell her you think shes cute and walk away

i thought about mentioning the fact that we went to HS together but that's a hella creepy conversation starter and I don't need to remind her of how much of a stupid jackass I used to act in the class I had with her lol

[QUOTE]just tell her you think shes cute and walk away[/QUOTE]lol

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17496170]pretty much everyone i know said im an idiot if i do it. i got that.[/QUOTE]

yeah. oh well temptation is strong. as long as you know what youre doing.

kinda on topic, i was just making one of my protein drinks and i spilled some of the powder and i instinctively got my license out, made it into a perfect line, and SNORTED IT. no, not the last part, but i then scraped the line into my drink. was just kinda funny bc i didnt even realize what id done til after i did it. old habits die hard (2).

yeah jaundice, just compliment something on her. 'hey noticed your tits from across the way'. but maybe a bit nicer than that.

i think i'm just gonna get her email address and walk around campus one day and show her some Mirrorthrone albums

anonymously email her sleepytime gorilla museum songs that spell out your name with the first letters of their titles

i have no idea what im doing but i get that **** in me

/smart

once when i was little i liked this girl and i used to write the first letter of her name on everything i owned

that worked out so so badly

dont end up with a collapsed vein josh

i'm too young to shoot up heroin

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17496197]dont end up with a collapsed vein josh[/QUOTE]

my gf shot me up and she's good, even though i had a lot of problems in the process. i can hardly even handle a needle without freaking out myself.

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im going to his house/museum/whatever soon

thats effin ****in crazy bro

where is it

http://www.salvadordalimuseum.org/home.html

so excited

sounds dope

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I wonder what I'll dream about tonight .

i ****ing hate that my dreams are so grounded in reality nowadays

i have strange scary dreams where im usually stalking or terrorizing people

my dreams are either just normal *** ****, usually involving me hooking up with a girl, or its a zombie dream. i think ive had at least one dream about zombies coming a week since i was 6.

actually ive begun to have interesting dreams again. had one the other night where i was just looking up at the sky and it was alookin all crazy like. was interesting. and i had one last weekend where i was in an airport and aliens came and i went all corporal hicks on them. but it wasnt really much different from the zombie dreams, except with aliens.

i wanna have some celephais-like dreams. i used to have such cool ones about being in space and **** when i was younger.

I dream about the goddamn batman.