i rick rolled two days after getting my internet

[quote=mathjic;17495961]i rolled my car two days after getting my licence[/quote]
So did my mate. I think it's quite common.

closest call I ever had was a semi running me into the median, I stopped prolly 20 feet from the footing of a bridge embankment. Had I been any closer to said bridge he would have shoved me straight into solid concrete at 80 mph....

[QUOTE=adb;17495966]i rick rolled two days after getting my internet[/QUOTE]

lol

[quote=Jaundice;17495851]leave timjim alone or im about to get real upset[/quote]
thanks bb

I saw my mate hit by a car [he was pedestrian] and I laughed. I am the worst mate, haha.

I'm starting to hate this, I can't ever sleep until like 3 AM but i'm always tired

same

goddamn vedeo chat was awesome

some old guy ran over my foot when I was on my board

like 6 months ago

posted it here

I've never been in an accident. I have a court hearing on this equipment violation **** - 150 dollar ticket for my license plate being messed up.

I'm a very sheltered, innocent suburban boy with oceanic blue eyes and the talent to make any one laugh.

When did this turn into eharmony?

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[FONT=Courier New]"HUGE SUCCESS!!"[/FONT]

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[FONT=Courier New]my satisfaction.[/FONT]


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****ing song from Portal is stuck in my head.

who was that azn pornstar that justin said should have smaller tits

is it fap time already jaundice?

bout that time for me lol.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17496011]is it fap time already jaundice?[/QUOTE]

followed by a cigarette apparantly too

**** i just blew some heroin and now i have a bloody nose

Justin good to hear from you

o wait

you're not justin

ugh man life is so tough isnt it?

[QUOTE]is it fap time already jaundice?[/QUOTE]why not
[QUOTE]followed by a cigarette apparantly too[/QUOTE]lol

I'm going to bed

g night ya'll

[QUOTE=sean2332;17496028]Justin good to hear from you

o wait

you're not justin[/QUOTE]

nope im pete

i take it that youre sean?

does anyone want to do golf?

guys i did a line of H now should i do a line of coke or no


fldag: i will

i will too

idk about this new guy

whats not to know about>

http://www.playray.com/games/play/minigolf

pass: mx

man i hate taking my dog out at night, the bats scare the **** out of me. they dont make a sound when they fly either, which makes it 10x scarier. :(

there are no bats in america

haha get fleshlights bro

also get in golf

[quote=Nostalgia;17496047]man i hate taking my dog out at night, the bats scare the **** out of me. they dont make a sound when they fly either, which makes it 10x scarier. :([/quote]
Haha. A colony of bats lives in this massive tree outside my old house. They're awesome.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17496052]haha get fleshlights bro

also get in golf[/QUOTE]

you already played or playing or wanna play again?

its already going

haha thats sweet

there's an awning over my house and they tend to hang from it, and on the top floor, which is like 10 feet from the awning, you can see them hang sometimes. its pretty cool.

They sound heaps mental when they feed. Just lots of noise and rustling.

one time in middle school some friends and i were walking into town and we walked under this tree and a bunch of bats **** on me

i've never seen a bat before, I dont think.

so there's this rather quiet and average-looking girl at school that i've been perving on for like a week without actually talking to

i'm going to class later today, should i be all adb about it and just check her out while listening to my mp3 player or should i walk up and spit game

obviously you know what i would tell you to do. dont think i need to be all broken record player and say it again.

oh yeah, im 19 now yo. hoo yah. probably the most unexciting birthday of my life.