/added for the lolz

>=}

/accepted for t'lulz

/chatting for the lolz

UGH! The uni is going to lynch me this semester.

So I'll be around as much as I have been in the past few weeks.
Hope ya'll are well

this was in the pit, you can "talk to god" on an igod site...here's my convo..



[B]Me[/B]:
how many eggs are in a dozen?
[B]God:[/B]
There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...
[B]Me[/B]:
baker's dozen?
[B]God[/B]:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about did.
[B]Me:[/B]
did?
[B]God[/B]:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
[B]Me[/B]:
i don't get it
[B]God[/B]:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
[B]Me[/B]:
please do
[B]God[/B]:
OK I will do it.
[B]Me[/B]:
then do it wtf
[B]God[/B]:
I do nothing but chat all day.
Try searching the open directory.
[B]Me[/B]:
never
[B]God[/B]:
So you think it can never happen?
[B]Me[/B]:
no
[B]God[/B]:
Are you serious?
[B]Me[/B]:
sure
[B]God[/B]:
OK let's do it. I can't believe it.
[B]Me[/B]:
what
[B]God[/B]:
Didn't you understand it?
[B]Me[/B]:
yes
[B]God[/B]:
Which part are you confused about?
[B]Me[/B]:
you
[B]God[/B]:
What is it that confuses you?
[B]Me[/B]:
changing direction...what do you think about the war in IRaq
[B]God[/B]:
I think changing direction is a lot of things. The state of armed conflict between nations or parties.
[B]Me[/B]:
yea, that's war
[B]God[/B]:
Thanks for explaining it. Ahem.
[B]Me:[/B]
wtf
[B]God:[/B]
That was not very polite.
[B]Me[/B]:
no you
[B]God:[/B]
Are you serious? " That was not very polite."? Me, justin ?
[B]Me:[/B]
huh
[B]God[/B]:
What?
[B]Me[/B]:
go
[B]God[/B]:
Go where?
[B]Me[/B]:
there
[B]God[/B]:
Where?
[B]Me:[/B]
to the forest
[B]God[/B]:
Why do you want to do it so much?
[B]Me[/B]:
no you do it
[B]God[/B]:
Are you serious? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
[B]Me[/B]:
yes, 19, awesome
[B]God[/B]:
Ah. Oh, you are a poet.
[B]Me[/B]:
i like to write, yes
[B]God[/B]:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
[B]Me[/B]:
creative
[B]God[/B]:
Are they exactly the same?
[B]Me:[/B]
are what exactly the same
[B]God[/B]:
I really couldn't say for sure.
[B]Me[/B]:
i thought you were God though
[B]God[/B]:
Oh. Well, I am God for Christians at least.
[B]Me:[/B]
don't you know everything?
[B]God[/B]:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
[B]Me[/B]:
Abortion
[B]God[/B]:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
[B]Me[/B]:
sure
[B]God[/B]:
OK let's do it. What does it symbolize for you?
[B]Me:[/B]
let's do what
[B]God[/B]:
I would like to do that too.
[B]Me:[/B]
hold hands?
[B]God[/B]:
My arms are not attached.
[B]Me[/B]:
wtf
[B]God[/B]:
That was not very polite.

i thought it was odd he said I was a poet..the rest is just funny though

Yeah sure I'm getting my material published at uni's local mag so good times.

EDIT: On a related note, I once beat that thing and it died. :(

Good work on two accounts Toe Jam.

Yeh actually I didn't feel that good because you just had to send the work and it'd get published, so meh.

Also the computer also freezed and died, so no biggies either way.

ITT I get emotional

:emotional:

Yo Tojes, mind critting my last one (trauma!)?

I VALUE UR OPINION KTHX

Yeah sure give me a minute or two.

****!
Soooo it's my last semester in the dorms, and now my room gets busted for drinking.
We were playing beer pong and the ****in RAs were after us...we weren't even that loud.
Now myself, my roommates, and the 12 guests are getting tickets, etc... FU.CK!

You wierd americans and your drinking laws.

I have an exam in one hour's time (9:00) following which I'm going to go out and get insanely and legally drunk in time for tea. then try and get into a mr scruff concert.

woot, math final is over...i have interim break until next thursday, GO ME!

i'm gonna get insanely and drunk too...only illegally.

have a good weekend forums

'sup thread?

I'm using my mobile (or cell, whatever) to connect, so this is probably costing me £45 a word or some shizz.

Any news in these here parts?

Meh, might enjoy and have fun tomorrow, but I'm nerding it at the moment.

And uh we don't have a mod yet. Apparently we need to mention it constantly so it becomes true.

ill be the mod!!

This place still needs a mod?
Does it even need a mod still?

well who else is going to ban you

Who's going to get modded for this place anyway?

pixiesfanyo?

TojesDolan?

I don't have mod cred so not me

[QUOTE=Eliminator]well who else is going to ban you[/QUOTE]

or you

but I second your motion

lol

Well Tojes, you are one of the only people I see here regulating.

we're not getting a mod...let's all let it go

i'm a mod @ heart.

Tojes would deserve to be a mod, but then again, that's busy work and mean.

And I'd be hated and I'd never be able to make critiques without people thinking I have my head up my a‪ss or something like that. And Jared was banned. And he is closed minded about bands.

He's like a mini-Burt. :')

Some sort of a, "Demiburt," if you will.

heh

:‪lol:

psh. burt and i use to get banned all the time before he became a mod.

lofl @ server crash

sup s&l?

nm you

surprised they brought the s&l forum back

I want this place to be good.

Forums are lame.
Elim whats up

Hi nicholas, surf, jared.

People.

What's been happening in the S&L?

Nothing much. The usual.

What about you?

I might get one of my pieces at my uni's weekly paper.

:awesome:

[QUOTE=TojesDoLan;14120024]Nothing much. The usual.

What about you?

I might get one of my pieces at my uni's weekly paper.

:awesome:[/QUOTE]

Too much uni, no enough music, and yet i'm probably gonna get kicked out...

COngrats on the publishedness:thumb:

Thanks. And yeah, uni workload is stupidly large.

[QUOTE=TojesDoLan;14120123]Thanks. And yeah, uni workload is stupidly large.[/QUOTE]

I just got my exam results and i'm 1% off of getting into my final year...:mad:

Heh, yeah that sucks. But it sucks more knowing that what you've learned a whole semester can't be forgotten because you'll need it in subsequent semesters.

That's my case at least.

-_-