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i didnt get the effin memo!!!

lol yeah I hope they didn't

lol @ adb

well at least you get to get off of work and be paid for it

you should try to get that happen more often

[QUOTE=adb;17899796]HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.[/QUOTE]
where is this from

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[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17899831]well at least you get to get off of work and be paid for it

you should try to get that happen more often[/QUOTE]

It was a suspension without pay dude.

thats what u get for getting on facebook at work

Not quite. They singled me out. Everybody else does it, maybe even more than me. It's cause they want me to cut my hair and I won't.

[quote=Dimmu Burger;17899851]It was a suspension without pay dude.[/quote]
oh my bad

[quote=Dimmu Burger;17899855]Not quite. They singled me out. Everybody else does it, maybe even more than me. It's cause they want me to cut my hair and I won't.[/quote]
go back to work with a patch ridden denim vest, black spandex and nike high tops

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17899855]Not quite. They singled me out. Everybody else does it, maybe even more than me. It's cause they want me to cut my hair and I won't.[/QUOTE]

cutting my hair was an awesome decision

I'll be cutting mine eventually, I just have to make sure I do it when nothing bad has happened at work recently so they know I didn't do it for them. :)

its kinda dumb to piss off the people who pay you

wise words from a sage

I actually found an opening at a museum near me that needs a part time security guard

might do it for some extra cash

Nice. Security is fun!

[quote=Dimmu Burger;17899865]Nice. Security is fun![/quote]
yeah idk what it pays but I need some mo' lettuce in my garden if you catch what I'm throwin'

wooo security WOOOOOoOOOOO!! YeaAAhh!!!

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17899856]oh my bad

go back to work with a patch ridden denim vest, black spandex and nike high tops[/QUOTE]

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I'll secure your ****ing face faggot ****ing **** ****er

[I]move along sir, nothing to see here[/I]

I haven't worked in a week and a half and it sucks balls. I've learned to spread a $5 bill out though

urmom learnd 2 spread her $5 bill

yeah right my mom only has tissues, gum and dollar bills in her purse buck-o

all night security dude

u gotta take a class for security gaurd here i tryed 2 b 1 but they wouldnt let me cuz i kill peepz

[QUOTE=Murdererer;17899896]u gotta take a class for security gaurd here i tryed 2 b 1 but they wouldnt let me cuz i kill peepz[/QUOTE]

yea i love that marshmallow LOL

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17899782]just walked all around town trying to find some spice

got a gram and now my friend megan is about to pick me up to chill

not gonna smoke any with her because she's prone to anxiety attacks and prob won't holla at her because she's a lesbian i think[/QUOTE]
this was kinda boring

but im pretty sure i could easily **** her and her sister its just idkkkkkkk if i want it you know what im saying