w00t one more inch!!
haha

As it turns out, i may well be too big to ride my lass :|

go being 5'10!!

i always wanted to reach 6'...

owell

sure phil...
only cos of those pills you took...

I took no pills :p

She's just watertight :p

hire a small boy to stretch her out?

lol

im watching kid rock vids...

its so cheesy its awesome!!

Why does My Girlfriend always do this?

I do something wrong. She Tells me she hates me. Then she goes on and says she never liked me. And tells me not to talk to her.

F[U]u[/U]ckit, I'm going gay.

Can I go with you Berk?

W0o0t for Girl troubles.

Join Me!

And me. Apparently.

you fag, you have a chick!

I like to do her in the bum though.

My girlfriend broke up with me because i kept touching her in places....

Phil: her pussys tighter than her ***?

leprechauns: thats a **** gf. its broken. take it back and get a new one.

Haha i dunno. Ive never done her in the *** and i never will.

lol

good man...

my mate asked his gf if she wanted anal... she said no and told all of us...

[QUOTE=Corkofski;13444798]lol

good man...

my mate asked his gf if she wanted anal... she said no and told all of us...[/QUOTE]
hahahahahah

some may say a tad harsh...

but he took it like a man...

Anal sounds a bit too messy to be any fun...

Surely all your *** muscles would go loose and therefore you couldn't hold in a ****?

lol...
but then, my *** is still tight and ive taken some fat dumps in my time...

:lol: haha

Just finished watchin that stupid Rock School Show.

Like all the kids trying to play drums screamed out "1234!..." before they started. Then went all Travis Barker.

My friend got an epiphone les paul copy for 100 bucks. Neck was in good condition and the body was fine, besides one little blemish on the back, which he was able to get rid of it. Looks brand new now :cool:

sweet

Those are hot guitars. My band matey wants to get one. Either that or a SG.
I told him to go ESP.

i HATE les pauls

they sound so cheap...

gimme an ibanez any day...

[QUOTE=Corkofski;13445227]i HATE les pauls

they sound so cheap...

gimme an ibanez any day...[/QUOTE]

Heehee... Pickup configuration and amp has more to do with the sound than the guitar body.

Gonna replace the stock pups with 3 SD humbuckers, and he plays through a Carvin Legacy.

EDIT: He is using this lespaul for drop tunings, no trem to deal with. His main guitar is a jackson which he keeps in standard tuning.

I wish my guitarist knew that there was a tuning other than drop D.

hmm...
My guitarist doesn't belive in notes, I'm meeting him for the first time tonight at 6.
We're jamming in my room.

Also might have gay sex, Berk you can come.
It's cool though, becasue he can play whatever he wants because It's just him and I, and I don't really have to follow his chord progressions relating to tom hits.

I'm not into gay sex. Maybe some Bi action.

How bout I dress up as a girl.
Would you come than?

You'll never notice.

Yeah, I'm that desperate.
EDIT:

Wow.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/berk11/Picture119.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/berk11/Picture121-1.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE]hmm...
My guitarist doesn't belive in notes, I'm meeting him for the first time tonight at 6.
We're jamming in my room. [/QUOTE]How does he not believe in notes? His improv must suck.

He just hits random frets.
He's like if it sounds good, well than.
Who Cares?

He's an interesting character, he's coming over regardless though, we're good friends.


Berk, what set is that?
It's sex.

[url]http://www.drumsmylife.com/viewtopic.php?t=328[/url]

Insane. That guys deff not loaded...CHAW.

gah
what happened to xXx...
the 2nd one is so chavvy....

Holy that set is pure sex. If it had a pussy, I'd do it.

I guess port holes work.

im watching the top 100 most kick-*** albums of all time on kerrang!...

who do you think is gonna win, bearing in mind its kerrang, and led zep 2 has just gone...

Probably my chemical gaymance.

They won best band ever at the kerrang awards. :rolleyes: