I mean liek. the harnessing

What do you even mean by that?

Anyways guys, I'm off to study bio. Bio is the only thing that makes me wish god was nice and made us all uniformly out of feces or jello, and that we had no bodily functions of any sort.

Without electricity there would be no electricity guitars.


heehee. Silly Japanese people on ebay

*insert late joke that already passed about 6 posts ago but I want to act like i forgot it to get a cheap laugh or two because i dont want people to realize im really dead inside and partially emo*

[QUOTE=Sync0pation;13441072]Corkofski it seems you lead a very interesting life[/QUOTE]

i dunno... i thin k more tjan the average share of cool stuff happens to me. either that or i find everything cool.

cool stuff i remember from last night:

going to hastings
getting **** scared at the station cos this guy started threatening me, and then this other, huge guy stuck up for me cos i was a "lanky cu.nt and couldnt fight for sh|t
meeting this guy from college, realising he was more awesome than my mates and going with him
needing a pee, being drunk. realising the beach was packed full of people and goig to the public toilets. walking in to find sevseral women in there. checking for urinals, finding them, getting confused and talking to said girls. getting their myspace.
getting yelled at by the popo for being drunk and yelling DICKHEADS really loudly.
meeting this guy i havent seen since we both spent the night together sexually harassing my ex-gf, before she was my gf,
meeting my ex-gf
realising i needed to get the last train.
staggering to the stattion
getting on the train
realising it wasnt as late as i thought, none of my mates were on the train and i was gonna get home an hour early
passing out on train
getting carried off train and out of station by british transport police
finding my bike
remembering a cool party was still happening
going to party (on a bike, that bit was fun)
realising popo were at party and everyone was leaving
walking around with people, walking 2 chicks home.
going home, then going out again to meet more ppl, then finally going home, getting on mx and then passing out.

[QUOTE=goalieman92;13442220]but honestly, I have never seen a mexican eat at a taco bell.[/QUOTE]

Where do you live?

Afternoon

eyup phil, how you doing?

Nay bad. Think im comin down with summat.

Im also arguin with a girl :)

[QUOTE=Berk;13443478]Where do you live?[/QUOTE]

I live on the border of pennsylvania, and marylard, but make it down to dc and baltomore, and reston and easton, and upper parts of virgina quite often. I'm sure if I was in like so. cal. i would see it

[QUOTE=goalieman92;13442170]why is it that you never see a mexican eating at a taco bell?[/QUOTE]

I've seen mexicans eat at Taco Bell before. Most of the time they're workers on breaktime though.

so the canadian army has a drugs problem...

i loled at this
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6052270.stm[/url]

i knew i shoulda joined the army.

What retard decided to try and burn them?

wouldnt call em a retard...

"i know, if we set them on fire, then stand downwind so the smoke comes towards us..."

[url]http://tamarchive.tripod.com/[/url]

Wow.
Someone has alot of time on zee hands.

Hmm.

Puscifer site is up, and they've got some nice tracks on the streaming player.

Damn Corkofski...do you have a job? are you still in school?

im in college with no job... why you ask?

I dunno man, it seems like you post here everyday about some crazy sht that you do, my life is nowhere near interesting as that (i'm in high school)

i dunno how i manage to be quite as stupid as i am. my formula is drink too much and have fun!! and never say no. todays been **** so far. just fixed my bike, and lazed around watching telly. my mum nicked the OJ off me tho :(

Haha. I guess also where you live theres a lot of sht to do and people to meet. Not much to do where I live , I cant wait till college

ah no... theres a LACK of things to do, hence me doing dumb stuff...

Haha. maybe i just need to get really wasted

do it. just not arond ppl who frown upon reallly drunk ppl... thats generally when i get problems...

yeah. most people where i live just play pong all day

Ha.

lol

the cow & gate advert jingle sounds like "warning" by green day

meh, my ex and my best friend kissed last night. I'm pissed.

So there was an incredibly lame party last night.

It was this guy's birthday party.

But he wanted like. Everybody all sortza dressed up. They got him a techno DJ and he got rid of the guy after like an hour or two. Virtually nobody was drinking unless they went on a beer run themselves [and it was a little far out there, kind of a hassle for most, and only the people who knew where they didn't card could get some 'cause NOBODY was 21], drugs wern't allowed [except pot], so everybody was just kind of...there.

It's kind of a shame, really, those people can't have fun unless there's glowsticks, various rave drugs and all the alcohol they can consume.

But it was lame either way, the only time I'm glad I had a curfew =/

[QUOTE=ludvista29;13444120]meh, my ex and my best friend kissed last night. I'm pissed.[/QUOTE]

be cool, let it drop. my ex ****ed my best mate. granted, my mate asked me if it was ok, but still...

thanks man, I felt really crappy last night.

girls like that arent worth sympathy.

[QUOTE=ofDooM;13444302]girls like that arent worth sympathy.[/QUOTE]
true man, true.

i know the feeling... lifes a cunt man, but be realistic. would you ever have got back together with her? if she was with you, its a problem. but yea, let it slide... one day you might want his ex... :naughty:

hahaha, but idk, we may have gotten back together.

you'll survive dude, remember, your only 12, there's pleny of other chicks, and you've got plenty of years left

[QUOTE=HeLLmO;13444345]you'll survive dude, remember, your only 12, there's pleny of other chicks, and you've got plenty of years left[/QUOTE]

thanks man
edit- I talked to my friend and he knew how I felt because that happened to him once and now they broke up.

getting back together is a bad idea, too many issues.
having said that, ive made out with 3 of my exes, after we split up, and it did feel better than just some randomer... but yea, id never go back out with a chick.

[QUOTE=ludvista29;13444382]thanks man
edit- I talked to my friend and he knew how I felt because that happened to him once and now they broke up.[/QUOTE]

and remember, same rules apply, you have to be atleast 5'6'' to ride women