[QUOTE=Juddybear;18872417]can't get it anywhere here now[/QUOTE]

try buying some POW off the internet

the POW will have you stupider than me in a matter of days

idk man, zombie matter really fucked with me

idk this shits pretty ridic, every one i know that's smoking it can't smoke weed anymore cuz even nugs doesnt do anything

lol at people that are like "yeah man i dont need that shit i can smoke the REAL"

its like nigga this that shit that make you wanna go to the mental hospital

On a random and completely unrelated note,

Eating oatmeal with a knife, sup thread (more like Alex and Juddy)

nm reading some Stephen King and waiting for a ride to head shop

having friends sucks
you get dragged to do things you dont want to do
and spend money you dont want to spend
when all youw ant to do is sit in your room and drink

stevie bud get a grip

yeah i was starting to get sick of being dragged off to little shitty gatherings so i stopped talking to all my friends a few months ago

now i'm in limbo and leave the house like once a month

damn it, i was gonna go swimming with this fine puerto rican biddy, then her mom texted her "we on da way?? bonefish. u join us?"

so now i have to wait for her to eat late lunch with her mom and aunt i guess, then we're going swimming.

got to witness that text, and still get to witness dat ass so all good.

haha

i drank tea with her and we talked about business men flying to vietnam and drinking cobra sake and then sleeping with kids

also good quote

"drinking green tea keeps your genitals at the top levels of functioning" :lol:

this girl rules

Totally had an awkward moment at work.

No one's in the office today so I figured I'd get some schoolwork done and as I was reading my text, my boss came in to do some work. Most awkward hour ever lol.

thats nothing dawg

i had got called to the front of a class in 8th grade to do a presentation

stood up and had a boner

haha brother had that
tried to cover it up
guys noticexd

fuck
just got robbed £50 from a cashpoint

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18872513]damn it, i was gonna go swimming with this fine puerto rican biddy, then her mom texted her "we on da way?? bonefish. u join us?"

so now i have to wait for her to eat late lunch with her mom and aunt i guess, then we're going swimming.

got to witness that text, and still get to witness dat ass so all good.[/QUOTE]

This is made up.

i c ur jelly

this girl used to crowdkill at hardcore shows in high school, i was genuinely afraid of her :lol:

1. crowd kill 37 up, 6 down
Verb

1) When at a hardcore/metalcore show someone hardcore dances along the the boarder of the mosh pit with the intent of hitting the crowd. Crowd killers apparently believe that it is not hardcore to not participate in dancing when at hardcore shows. Ironically crowd killer toughness is questionable (it would be socially unnacceptable for a member of the crowd who hasn't been hardcore dancing to begin throwing kicks, punches, ect. in defense when approached by crowd killers) as they frequently hit unsuspecting crowd members who (if aware of the strike) in the context of one on one (in some cases) could stand their ground and drop that sucka. Crowd killers (as they can be called?) often target who they plan to hit and typically go after "emo kids" and/or "scene kids".

i crowdkill, zero fucks given

Mappy, no one believes that you'd take a girl swimming as a date.

You aren't that stupid.

why is that stupid? girls love swimming

Not with a pale whale.

not true, lots of dark wimminz like white bros

EDIT: and from what i've seen being fat doesn't matter, i see fat dudes with good lookin' broads all the time, makes me p mad tbh lol

Those fat guys tend to have money.

[QUOTE=Stevie;18872540]1. crowd kill 37 up, 6 down
Verb

1) When at a hardcore/metalcore show someone hardcore dances along the the boarder of the mosh pit with the intent of hitting the crowd. Crowd killers apparently believe that it is not hardcore to not participate in dancing when at hardcore shows. Ironically crowd killer toughness is questionable (it would be socially unnacceptable for a member of the crowd who hasn't been hardcore dancing to begin throwing kicks, punches, ect. in defense when approached by crowd killers) as they frequently hit unsuspecting crowd members who (if aware of the strike) in the context of one on one (in some cases) could stand their ground and drop that sucka. Crowd killers (as they can be called?) often target who they plan to hit and typically go after "emo kids" and/or "scene kids".[/QUOTE]

I saw Acacia Strain one night, Vincent was yelling shite like "if you seen a scene kid in this place, walk up and knock that bitch out!"

punks
the only music genre fans that make sweaty metalheads seem like sophisticated intellectuals

lol

Watching the MTV, I'd right fuck the piss out of Miley Cyrus

started playing skyrim again because its summer and i have nothing else to do

[QUOTE]nothing else to do[/QUOTE]

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