[QUOTE=nator;17495012]i wish i could smoke txus[/QUOTE]

:(

wtf nick

loool

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17495013]justin have you heard adb's latest news regarding azn bitty[/QUOTE]

No, has he actually made a move or something?

she wants his dick mad hard

basically what had happened is he told her how he feels and she repeatedly refuses to comment because she doesn't want to say something she'll regret, and apparently she's shyer and more insecure than he is, etc. pretty complicated stuff

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17495032]she wants his dick mad hard[/QUOTE]

You're kidding me.

wheres the proooooooooooooof

see edit

this girl sounds like a disaster

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17495032]she wants his dick mad hard

[B]basically what had happened is he told her how he feels and she repeatedly refuses to comment because she doesn't want to say something she'll regret, and apparently she's shyer and more insecure than he is, etc. pretty complicated stuff[/B][/QUOTE]

How does that mean she wants his dick? Sounds like she doesn't wanna commit to him so she can play da field, na'mean?

well apparently she said she noticed him like a year ago and made a point of "getting over him" because she didn't think some one like him would notice her

which is something you would never say unless you totally wanted the dick all day, imo

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17495044]well apparently she said she noticed him like a year ago and made a point of "getting over him" because she didn't think some one like him would notice her[/QUOTE]

oshi. Well it's about ****ing time, this chick took him forever to bag.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17495042]How does that mean she wants his dick? Sounds like she doesn't wanna commit to him so she can play da field, na'mean?[/QUOTE]

this is what I think

that she doesn't want to commit to anyone ever out of fear of breaking someone's heart

i would link to posts but i'm too lazy, when he comes back he'll explain things better

edit: nevermind

He's already here!

EDIT: most girls will be clingy right off the bat and then ease off, not the other way around, usually.

i dunnoo maaannnnn

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

the girl I'm talking about is obsessed with zombies, js this is weird

it probably means that you guys are

[I]meant to be[/I]

[QUOTE=adb;17495061]the girl I'm talking about is obsessed with zombies, js this is weird[/QUOTE]

She hot?

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17495057]John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.[/QUOTE]
hahah the dramatic reading of this is legendary

a girl who is obsessed with zombies would love me

i mean there's not a huge difference

I don't even care about zombies either way tbh

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17495044]well apparently she said she noticed him like a year ago and made a point of "getting over him" because she didn't think some one like him would notice her

which is something you would never say unless you totally wanted the dick all day, imo[/QUOTE]
oh wow

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17495068]She hot?[/QUOTE]

I've already said like a million times she's incredibly cute

zombies are the greatest

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17495069]hahah the dramatic reading of this is legendary[/QUOTE]

i want shatner to do it so badly

[QUOTE=adb;17495077]I've already said like a million times she's incredibly cute[/QUOTE]

Luscious.

brent: post pics of her

oh man i can only imagine the hundreds of girls that have forced themselves to get over me because they'll never have a chance

lol

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17495084]brent: post pics of her[/QUOTE]

never

I posted one with her face cut out

that's all you get

uh why

Elim have you ever seen a vagina irl? Or an asshole that isn't yours?

i saw a pic of you once

lol

[QUOTE=nator;17495106]i saw a pic of you once[/QUOTE]

And you're jealous of my good looks. Deal with [I]that[/I].

EDIT: and way to dodge my question.

EDIT2: oh great he got banned. :/

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17495102]uh why[/QUOTE]

the only real explanation is she isn't cute

just got back from seeing explosions in the sky.

sup bros?

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver;17495127]just got back from seeing explosions in the sky.

sup bros?[/QUOTE]

Were they good?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17495110]And you're jealous of my good looks. Deal with [I]that[/I].

EDIT: and way to dodge my question.

EDIT2: oh great he got banned. :/[/QUOTE]the answer was kinda obvious anyway
[QUOTE]
Were they good?[/QUOTE]Lol, do you even know about explosions in the sky?

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17495126]the only real explanation is she isn't cute[/QUOTE]

negative