lol

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17735553]Well that does sound more strategic.

Yah I don't know who the Stig is either.[/QUOTE]

it takes way more skill

Ah.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17735544]i can drive drunk fine, better than most, its the driving blacked out thing that gets me[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I passed out at the wheel. That's why I stopped driving drunk in general, you never know when you'll **** up idk.

And I remember leaving a party at my drummer's once, where I was in the wrong lane, almost collided with a cop head on, and then floored it away and had to go like cops police chase down back roads, but the cop was from Emmaus and didn't know Salisbury roads so I was good.

2fast2furious

Yeah I don't get into a car with people who aren't sober. A friend of mine is drunk behind the wheel all the time and he's ****ed up a few times. Idk why people can't ride a bike or a bus to some place if they're gonna be drinking.

im not sure bc i dont remember anything from the night but i think i might have done it on purpose the second time. i was in a fight with my whore ex girlfriend on the way back to my house from a party and i was like UGHGHGU **** YOU IM JUST GONNA DROP YOU OFF AT YOUR HOUSE AND DESTROY MY CAR, or so she says i did. sounds legitimate, since thats exactly what happened.

That sucks dude. Bitches suck.

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17735572]Yeah I don't get into a car with people who aren't sober. A friend of mine is drunk behind the wheel all the time and he's ****ed up a few times. Idk why people can't ride a bike or a bus to some place if they're gonna be drinking.[/QUOTE]

our bus system stops at like 10:00, except for the saferide bus, which only runs certain routes, and you cant exactly ride a bike to a bar or a house party

Driving drunk is pretty gay.

I had to take keys from a friend once because he wanted to go get McDonalds but was totally trashed.

[QUOTE]and you cant exactly ride a bike to a bar or a house party[/QUOTE]

Why not? I've biked to parties before.

yeah dude umm things are a little bit different down here most of the parties i go to are like 20 miles from my house theres lots of space in between places i dont feel like making going to a party a 2 day affair

[QUOTE=illmitch;17735578]our bus system stops at like 10:00, except for the saferide bus, which only runs certain routes, [B]and you cant exactly ride a bike to a bar or a house party[/B][/QUOTE]

Why not? You live in some remote, forgotten hole?

Or can't you phone a taxi company or something? Probably cheaper than trashing your car.

Have someone give you a ride home, you haven't crashed your drunk because of bad road conditions, it's because you were DRUNK.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17735579]Driving drunk is pretty gay.

I had to take keys from a friend once because he wanted to go get McDonalds but was totally trashed.[/QUOTE]

You're a good man Steve.

I was pretty drunk at the time too, but forreal drunk driving is retarded.

I just don't really go to house parties or bars, unless it's a concert. Well really I don't drink either so nevermind.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17735607]I just don't really go to house parties or bars, unless it's a concert. Well really I don't drink either so nevermind.[/QUOTE]

You don't drink?

This could happen to you:

[img]http://www.impiousdigest.com/LisaMcPherson_Autopsy_six.jpg[/img]

Dehydration is a srs risk!

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17735586]Why not? You live in some remote, forgotten hole?

Or can't you phone a taxi company or something? Probably cheaper than trashing your car.[/QUOTE]

theres nowhere to park/put your bike. i used to not have a car, and i had to get rides from people.

anyway, nowadays with my fraternity we have a thing called badd duty where every night of the weekend we have two guys who volunteer to stay sober, and one guy on thursday nights

[QUOTE=illmitch;17735624]theres nowhere to park/put your bike. i used to not have a car, and i had to get rides from people.

anyway, nowadays with my fraternity we have a thing called badd duty where every night of the weekend we have two guys who volunteer to stay sober, and one guy on thursday nights[/QUOTE]
Isn't a car bigger and therefore harder to find a parking spot for?

[QUOTE=The Stig;17735633]Paul150/Doctor Robert/Saint Peter's Truckstop/Sideshow Bob/The Stig[/QUOTE]
OHAI

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17735642]Isn't a car bigger and therefore harder to find a parking spot for?[/QUOTE]

except there are places on the road for cars so you can...park them

they don't have reserved spots for bikes to park at with special things to attach a lock to

sup everyone, just watchin Life After People here. eff yeah History Channel

drunk driving [i]bad,[/i] high driving [i]fun[/i]

unless you get lost.

.olleH

my hands are so cold

just walked to new orleans and back, bout to see how far that is if i can get my fingers to bend

didnt even do nothin in nola?

sup bros

in class

bored

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17735779]didnt even do nothin in nola?[/QUOTE]

nah i just walked to the parish line right where it technically becames nola and then turned around

apparently it was 9 miles there and back

i should shower.. and shave..

been spending too much time with my girl, gonna kick it with THE BOYZ tonight

i need to shave but im too lazy

yeah it's just a process and I don't feel like it. meh

I badly need a shave.

Neck beard is getting out of controllllllllllllll