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Juddybear 03-29-2011 09:51 PM

last movie i saw in a theater was the dilemma, tara took me to see it on my bday, wanted to fucking shoot myself it was so bad

rest of the night was awes, tho ;)

blockhead 03-29-2011 09:54 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462435]sucker punch looks like a piece of fucking shit

EDIT @ sam: come chill in pa bro the bags i get right now are slammin[/QUOTE]

i'm willing to come to PA. my dad has a bunch of frequent flyer miles and will hook me up with enough to come out there for free. few things we need to get worked out though:

1. I can't afford a hotel room, can I crash on your floor couch?

2. Tar or powder?

3. How much a bag?

4. Can you hit my vein for me? I slam my bags, but I missed my vein shooting white once and got a huge, painful abcess and ever since then I've been scared to do myself. I can mix it up and find my vein, I just have a weird thing about actually shooting it myself.

xMalcolmXx 03-29-2011 09:54 PM

last movie i saw was inception i think. way overrated. before that i think it was the rambo remake which fucking ruled.

Drugstep 03-29-2011 09:54 PM

last movie i saw in theaters was Devil i think

now that was shit , no joke

Juddybear 03-29-2011 09:57 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18462478]i'm willing to come to PA. my dad has a bunch of frequent flyer miles and will hook me up with enough to come out there for free. few things we need to get worked out though:

1. I can't afford a hotel room, can I crash on your floor couch?

2. Tar or powder?

3. How much a bag?

4. Can you hit my vein for me? I slam my bags, but I missed my vein shooting white once and got a huge, painful abcess and ever since then I've been scared to do myself. I can mix it up and find my vein, I just have a weird thing about actually shooting it myself.[/QUOTE]

1. my floor is your floor bruh

2. powder

3. $10 per bag

4. im like a nurse dude i can hit anyone anywhere anytime

Deth 03-29-2011 09:57 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18462478]i'm willing to come to PA. my dad has a bunch of frequent flyer miles and will hook me up with enough to come out there for free. few things we need to get worked out though:

1. I can't afford a hotel room, can I crash on your floor couch?

2. Tar or powder?

3. How much a bag?

4. Can you hit my vein for me? I slam my bags, but I missed my vein shooting white once and got a huge, painful abcess and ever since then I've been scared to do myself. I can mix it up and find my vein, I just have a weird thing about actually shooting it myself.[/QUOTE]
one of the weirdest set of questions I've ever seen

Drugstep 03-29-2011 09:58 PM

actually laughed out loud awkwardly when I saw question 4

blockhead 03-29-2011 10:02 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462490]1. my floor is your floor bruh

2. powder

3. $10 per bag

4. im like a nurse dude i can hit anyone anywhere anytime[/QUOTE]

sweet dude. I have every friday off from school so I'll try to work it out. I don't have a lot going on so I can prob come soon. I'm gonna borrow some cash from my dad so we can get mad bags. would it be cool if i crashed there for the weekend? and when is good for you? my schedule is p open.

we need to chill with mappy and luc when i come up for sure.

[QUOTE=Deth;18462491]one of the weirdest set of questions I've ever seen[/QUOTE]

they're pretty normal questions in junkie culture. no money cause of drug habit, so need free place to sleep. price of dope is important so i know amount of bags i can get. powder is wayyyyyyyyy better than tar so that's a deciding factor. Smoking and snorting dope is a waste and I'm scared to mainline myself since I missed that once so I wanted to know if he could hit me.

i think it's more that junkie culture is foreign to most people than it is they are weird questions lol

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18462495]actually laughed out loud awkwardly when I saw question 4[/QUOTE]

why? I don't want to miss a vein and I want to slam. how is that funny?

Drugstep 03-29-2011 10:08 PM

well i read jasons post about it being weird first and then i read it and it seemed really direct and strangely worded

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:08 PM

i havent missed in a p long time, espesh since i started using a smaller gauge rig

Deth 03-29-2011 10:09 PM

yeah not really exposed to junkie culture often

take pics

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:10 PM

pics of what?

Drugstep 03-29-2011 10:11 PM

never observed junkie culture first hand just suburban decadence

blockhead 03-29-2011 10:11 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462521]i havent missed in a p long time, espesh since i started using a smaller gauge rig[/QUOTE]

what gauge do you use? I always get the ones that hold 100cc pretty sure they're 30 gauge. they're really thin but they seem like the perfect size.

@jason: yeah I'm really trying to incriminate myself like that haha

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:16 PM

ive been using 31 gauge short needles, holds 50cc

xMalcolmXx 03-29-2011 10:18 PM

when i jerk off i use my right hand

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:18 PM

im a lefty

adb 03-29-2011 10:19 PM

lol right hand

can't use mouse at the same time

lol nubs

xMalcolmXx 03-29-2011 10:19 PM

l2mousew/left

also a lot of the time i'm not jerking off and browsing the internet idk

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:20 PM

i smoked the other day and got super horny and had a crazy jerk off session

i did a lot of shit i never done before and once i got groovin i settled on that weird thing where you just rub the head of your dick in your palm like youre holding a shifter. tried it in the past but was always too sensitive

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18462549]lol right hand

can't use mouse at the same time

lol nubs[/QUOTE]

never thought of how efficient jerking with the left hand is hahaha

EDIT @ needtopost: did you rub/touch/finger your butthole at all?

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:21 PM

i never had such a rapturous experience with my own body before, i was lovin it

this is forreal talk

xMalcolmXx 03-29-2011 10:22 PM

my friend said he fingers his butthole when he jerks off when it was just me and him and we were both drunk one time and i dont think i've talked to him since

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:22 PM

lol damn how was he lookin at u when he said it

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462553]
EDIT @ needtopost: did you rub/touch/finger your butthole at all?[/QUOTE]

nah i would only do that in the shower im too much of a clean freak

adb 03-29-2011 10:23 PM

lol

[QUOTE]my friend said he fingered his butthole when he jerked off when it was just me and him and we were both drunk one time and i dont think i've talked to him since[/QUOTE]

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:23 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18462557]my friend said he fingers his butthole when he jerks off when it was just me and him and we were both drunk one time and i dont think i've talked to him since[/QUOTE]

looooooooooool

its like i always say, never trust a dude who fingers his butthole

Majesty 03-29-2011 10:23 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18462557]my friend said he fingers his butthole when he jerks off when it was just me and him and we were both drunk one time and i dont think i've talked to him since[/QUOTE]

haha, I have a lot of women order anal beads for their husband. I think I've been desensitized.

xMalcolmXx 03-29-2011 10:24 PM

arent you like a hair stylist or something why would you be selling anal beads in a barbershop

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:25 PM

[QUOTE=Majesty;18462564]haha, I have a lot of women order anal beads for their husband. I think I've been desensitized.[/QUOTE]

theyre ordering the anal beads for themselves, they just dont want to feel like dirty whores so they say its for hubby

EDIT @ jake: hahahaha

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:27 PM

what if there was like a cop who busted anal bead dealers he would like pretedn to wanna buy some anal beads then be like 'freeze u bead bartering bitch!'

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:28 PM

shut the fuck up

illmitch 03-29-2011 10:29 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462573]shut the fuck up[/QUOTE]

backed hard

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:29 PM

*bags

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:30 PM

sorry bout taht, i meant to talk about bags

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:31 PM

you can tell when i own someone because they just randomly bring up my using lol

EDIT: feels good man

Majesty 03-29-2011 10:31 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18462566]arent you like a hair stylist or something why would you be selling anal beads in a barbershop[/QUOTE]

I'm a cosmetologist, I work in a SALON -- not a barber shop.
I also do independent sales on the side. It's like a tupperware party, but instead of tupperware there's DILDOZ.

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:32 PM

[QUOTE=Majesty;18462585]I'm a cosmetologist, I work in a SALON -- not a barber shop.
I also do independent sales on the side. It's like a tupperware party, but instead of tupperware there's DILDOZ.[/QUOTE]

i bet youre a freak, aintcha?

illmitch 03-29-2011 10:33 PM

"independent sales" huh

Deth 03-29-2011 10:33 PM

implying what women tell you they're buying things for are truthful

adb 03-29-2011 10:33 PM

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