I thought the Citizenship one was worse.
There was a big question about raising money for the elderly and I wrote about 4 lines and didn't know what else to put. Ended up with a C for that too :cool:

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir;13982553]Basically gods were created along with the earth, humans etc.

and the more people that believe in a god, the more powerful it is

and the gods tend to be pretty arrogant and obnoxious and all they do is sit in this big tower, playing games with the lives of men (they would play chess with them but they're not smart enough)

and whenever anyone says they don't believe in any gods, they get struck by lightning

it's funny[/QUOTE]

Haha it actually does sound pretty good. I always wanted to read some Terry Pratchett but never got round to it. Too busy reading Catch 22 at the moment anyway.

My history teacher said she marked one paper for history where all the candidate wrote was his name and how'd he like to 'bang' the 'bitch' in front of him and how he planned to get pissed and not revise for a P.E exam :lol:

I never knew any of the citizenship questions. All I did was put the stuff I already knew.

Or just pretend your smart and fill the answers in, maybe complete bollocks but oh well

long time no 'sup thread.

im doing half an A-Levels worth of maths exams this Wednesday/next Tuesday. i don't feel prepared enough.
My music teacher seems have sprung a surprise coursework on us as well.

PS: late happy new year all :)

[QUOTE=Frankie;13982899]My history teacher said she marked one paper for history where all the candidate wrote was his name and how'd he like to 'bang' the 'bitch' in front of him and how he planned to get pissed and not revise for a P.E exam :lol:[/QUOTE]

I've heard stories about how people just spend time writing erotic stories and the like in English exams and it's very hard to believe. I remember one teacher saying that someone actually drew a bunch of sex positions, it made me laugh when I heard it but I doubt it's true.

Stories about people slipping £20 notes into papers are far more believable.

[QUOTE=jpshortstuff]im doing half an A-Levels worth of maths exams this Wednesday/next Tuesday. i don't feel prepared enough.[/QUOTE]
I have a stats exam on Friday, but thankfully that isn't too hard.

urgh exams three days in row starting Wednesday.

I knew the General Knowledge ones but I couldn't be bothered with the questions where you have to write loads.

blahblah about citizenship

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir;13982553]Basically gods were created along with the earth, humans etc.

and the more people that believe in a god, the more powerful it is

and the gods tend to be pretty arrogant and obnoxious and all they do is sit in this big tower, playing games with the lives of men (they would play chess with them but they're not smart enough)

and whenever anyone says they don't believe in any gods, they get struck by lightning

it's funny[/QUOTE]
Lol, hears a storey for you, me and one of my mates who i work with out on the car park where argueing, hes Muslim, and hes a creationist, and i told him to stfu because the theory of evolution is proven, then i got hit off a car on the car park, he said it was god punishing me, jokingly though.

[quote=Happy;13982939]I knew the General Knowledge ones but I couldn't be bothered with the questions where you have to write loads.

blahblah about citizenship[/quote] These were the worst bits. I just repeated myself all the time, I didn't know what else to write.

Oh wow, I just saw the greatest film of all time.

[i]Ninja the protector[/i]. Absolutley no plot throughout 90 minutes of film, no matter how hard it tried to. Just total ninja randomness straight from the far east

[QUOTE=The_Passenger;13982885]Haha it actually does sound pretty good. I always wanted to read some Terry Pratchett but never got round to it. Too busy reading Catch 22 at the moment anyway.[/QUOTE]

My favourite book IN THE HISTORY OF LITERATURE is catch 22

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[QUOTE=Untitled;13982945]Lol, hears a storey for you, me and one of my mates who i work with out on the car park where argueing, hes Muslim, and hes a creationist, and i told him to stfu because the theory of evolution is proven, then i got hit off a car on the car park, he said it was god punishing me, jokingly though.[/QUOTE]


forget allah, it was SCIENCE that sent that car to hit you, because you used the word "proven" in a non-mathematical setting

Evolution is the [I]most accurate[/I] model for explaining the origins of biodiversity we currently have.

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy;13983311]Oh wow, I just saw the greatest film of all time.

[i]Ninja the protector[/i]. Absolutley no plot throughout 90 minutes of film, no matter how hard it tried to. Just total ninja randomness straight from the far east[/QUOTE]

sounds like my kinda film

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir;13983342]My favourite book IN THE HISTORY OF LITERATURE is catch 22
[/QUOTE]

Haha it's pretty good so far, but I don't quite know if it's the greatest book IN THE HISTORY OF LITERATURE just yet.

I'm so not looking forward to going back to uni tonight. It's absolutely pissing it down.

God it was raining so heavily here today.

:(

It was here too, just for ten minutes or so though.

I'm bored. I should really finish my psych report thinger but I can't get into it at all. All my notes are mixed up >: [ grrr, that's making it 10 times harder!

'sup with you all?

I have my Biology module tomorrow :(

I had a mock test today on programming, binary, memory, that sort of thing. Winged it just, I don't know [size=2]sh[/size]it about coding and binary and all that. I guess I have some stuff to Wikipedia then.

[QUOTE=Happy;13988250]I have my Biology module tomorrow :([/QUOTE]

Me too :(

Oh well, Biology is pretty much my easiest subject so it's not too big a deal. I should probably be revising right now though.

In from uni, pretty easy day, they said thursday will be quite intense though :-/

Three years on here is too many.

Wow, two years for me now :0

i agree, 3 is a bit much :(

I just got Super Monkey Ball Touch & Roll for the DS, and it's absolutely amazing. I got it because it was cheap, and wasn't expecting much.

YAY!


How's everyone? I had an awesome night in Newcastle last night, fun++

I'm okay, school actually wasn't bad.

Im ok, if annoyed, one side of my hair is spikey and one side is flat, where my head was on the bus window when i fell asleep :-/

[QUOTE=The_Passenger;13987455]Haha it's pretty good so far, but I don't quite know if it's the greatest book IN THE HISTORY OF LITERATURE just yet.[/QUOTE]

These are the words of a man who has not yet found out how Milo is able to buy eggs for 5 pence each and sell them on at 4 pence to his army friends and make a profit

nor are these the words of a man who has read the ending, which is fantastic

jesus this a popular thread, i havent been here for a few days (upgrade to broadband) and theres about 20 new pages

What i miss?

Nout, people post alot, were all the same geezers and girls so

sock off!

Hi everyone!!!!!!!!!

You didn't miss much, sock

I saw a picture of you Semi in the mx photoalbum

;)

I got banned You're not gonna here the last of this untill saturday

all you missed is general chit chat.

Hi trys, hi everyone.

Yo
Sorry you got banned InMyPlace/craig

*thrusts post-count into the distance*

:lol: Hopes you're typing fingers go stiff for 5 days so you can't post:lol:

Your inmyplace?

Ahh post count wars, fun way to pass the day.

Talking of people kicking other peoples arses on postcounts, i wonder where jess as go to, im geting a nice healthy lead here.

[QUOTE=_Sock;13989308]jesus this a popular thread, i havent been here for a few days (upgrade to broadband) and theres about 20 new pages

What i miss?[/QUOTE]

it was concluded that catch 22 was the best book IN THE HISTORY OF LITERATURE

look at my pitiful post count :(

*plots ways of increasing post-count using a small albanian midget and some chicken wire*

i thaught you died or something.