/random story 2

Today while I was reading over the local newspapper, I noticed on the front page an "interesting" article.

Headline: "Size matters in this case"
Subhead: "Was pe[size=2]n[/size]is too big to commit sexual assault?"

A man is claiming that he was not able to commit the sexual assault that he is being charged for due to his pe[size=2]n[/size]is size. The urologist presented a plastic model of a penis to the court which approximated the accused's pe[size=2]n[/size]is at a [B]relaxed[/B] state, which measured eight-and-one-half inches in length and six-and-one-half inches in girth.

Yeah, I was pretty shocked.

[QUOTE=metal guitar]Strange, hotmail gives me 250MB.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/a193/StormWarrior/?action=view&current=666hotmailhatesme.jpg[/url]

:upset:

[QUOTE=Neurotoxin]Neoro's story[/QUOTE]
wtf?

[QUOTE=Wish]Yeah, I'm pretty annoyed at that, I was gonna see them in London and then the 'tards go and cancel all their UK shows.[/QUOTE]
I'm just gonna try and see Opeth instead.

[QUOTE=Stoic]http://photobucket.com/albums/a193/StormWarrior/?action=view&current=666hotmailhatesme.jpg[/QUOTE]
Owned.

[QUOTE=Stoic][url]http://photobucket.com/albums/a193/StormWarrior/?action=view&current=666hotmailhatesme.jpg[/url]

:upset:[/QUOTE]

How long have you had your Hotmail account? I've had mine for years (since middle school, I believe) and one day they just randomly decided to upgrade.

[quote=Neurotoxin]/newspaper story[/quote]

Holy crap :amaze:/:eek:

That's just nuts. I can't even imagine what his boner would be like, but to have a plastic replica of his flaccid dong is just laughable.

^
:\ oh well...

[QUOTE=Jom]How long have you had your Hotmail account? I've had mine for years (since middle school, I believe) and one day they just randomly decided to upgrade.[/QUOTE]

I've had it for half a year or so :(

[B]PETEY [/B]you start annoying me, where the hell are you? :mad:

... and I present to you, Star Wars: Episode IV, in GIF format:

[url=http://img491.imageshack.us/img491/5101/294050358498nu.gif]Enjoy.[/url]

I love the Benny Hill moment.

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids]well gmail give me 2gb :cool:[/QUOTE]

That's because your an Aussie ;)

Stoic:

As we all know that Hotmail has been in process of upgrading its free accounts to 250 MB. Some of us have already got their accounts upgraded but most of the people are still having 2 MB of space. So here is a small process to upgrade your account. Initially it will be upgraded to 25 MB and after 30 days it will be upgraded to 250 MB.

1) Login ur hotmail account and go to options.

2) Go to "Personal"

3) Click "My Profile"

4) Change Country to "United States" Wait for browser to load United states settings.

5) Change the state to "Florida" and zip code "33332"

6) Click "update"

7) Click "Continue"

8) Go to "Language" and make sure its "English"

9) To preserve your emails in your inbox, create a temporary folder and put all your emails from your inbox into that. I suppose I don’t have to give details on how to create a folder and transferring the mails into that…we all know that don’t we

10)Paste this link in the same browser. [url]http://by17fd.bay17.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/Accountclose[/url]

11) Wait until the Screen says you're Hotmail is Closed and ready to be deleted. Click "Close Account".
Go back to login page and relogin to ur hotmail account..!!

12 ) Your account size will now increase to 25 MB which a mnth later becomes 250 mb.

I found that on a website.

Here is another article on it:

[url]http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=19242[/url]

You are currently using 2 MB (0%) of your 2659 MB.

Apparently my gmail has more than I thought :).

[QUOTE=Neuro]4) Change Country to "United States" Wait for browser to load United states settings.

5) Change the state to "Florida" and zip code "33332"[/QUOTE]

:eek:
I knew it had something to do with the country! :angry:

/too greek to do this...

Thanks Neuro, you absolutely rule, but you already know this!
[size=1]give neuro his stars![/size]

[QUOTE=Jake]You are currently using 2 MB (0%) of your 2659 MB.

Apparently my gmail has more than I thought :).[/QUOTE]

Holy crap! You've changed your name again. :amaze:

I repped Neuro, but from what I understand, he's had well over 1,000 rep for awhile, and DBJ isn't checking that "account changes" in Site anymore.

[QUOTE=G_Mac07]Holy crap! You've changed your name again. :amaze:[/QUOTE]

I hardly remember all the changes...Wait...

MXican, Six Foot Revolver, Revolver uhh...there are at least 3 more. What was his first one?

[QUOTE=Stoic]I hardly remember all the changes...Wait...

MXican, Six Foot Revolver, Revolver uhh...there are at least 3 more. What was his first one?[/QUOTE]

He was Twin Revolvers for a day or two I think, and I have no idea what his first was. I thought he started out as MXican :confused:

[QUOTE=G_Mac07]He was Twin Revolvers for a day or two I think, and I have no idea what his first was. I thought he started out as MXican :confused:[/QUOTE]

nooo! He had a funny and embarrassing newbie-ish name at first :p

[QUOTE=Stoic]nooo! He had a funny and embarrassing newbie-ish name at first :p[/QUOTE]
No I didn't :shifty:.

[QUOTE=Stoic]nooo! He had a funny and embarrassing newbie-ish name at first :p[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jake]No I didn't :shifty:.[/QUOTE]

oic...

Anyone care to elaborate? :lol:

Jake, you have more name changes than Prince :lol:

NP: Cannibal Corpse-Hammer Smashed Face

Ah, a good way to start off the day...


EDIT: The newbie name was shortass.

ow man

what a day

[QUOTE=Stoic]I hardly remember all the changes...Wait...

MXican, Six Foot Revolver, Revolver uhh...there are at least 3 more. What was his first one?[/QUOTE]
Revolver wasn't me.

[QUOTE=ICB]Jake, you have more name changes than Prince :lol:[/QUOTE]
:lol:


Stfu Trev :p.

[QUOTE=ICB]EDIT: The newbie name was shortass.[/QUOTE]
You suck so much ¬_¬.


NP: Dillinger Escape Plan with Mike Patton - Come to Daddy

[QUOTE]Stfu Trev[/QUOTE]

*hangs head, walks away...takes an oath of silence for 15 years...comes back as a stealth ninja and carves "no, u" on Jakes forehead.

That's how I roll.

[QUOTE=ICB]*hangs head, walks away...takes an oath of silence for 15 years...comes back as a stealth ninja and carves "no, u" on Jakes forehead.

That's how I roll.[/QUOTE]
You will never catch me.

/me enters stealth ninja (especially Trev) proof vault

[url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10203548&postcount=159]weird no.1[/url]

[url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10203627&postcount=161] he knows what i'm talking about[/url]

[url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10203673&postcount=162] whoa, big revelation [/url]

[url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10203848&postcount=163] maybe :-/ [/url]

[url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10203861&postcount=164] help me decide please :-/ [/url]

I used to live in Greasy Creek!

That's close to Greasy Greek!

That is rather strange.

/heads to The Pit.

[QUOTE=6 foot Mxican]You will never catch me.

/me enters stealth ninja (especially Trev) proof vault[/QUOTE]

/Luckily, I'm also a BAMF and ripped the vault in half, and incinerated Jake with my Bic Lighter of doom.

Deathmatch over.

That was incredibly lame.

NP: Demolition Hammer-Aborticide

[QUOTE=shortass]You suck so much ¬_¬.[/QUOTE]

:upset:

I'm gonna go eat breakfast. Or lunch. I have no clue what time it is here.

[QUOTE=Wish][url]http://tinypic.com/f2u1ip.jpg[/url] someone at Hotmail doesn't like you :p[/QUOTE]

You must get huge emails man.

[url]http://www.portalsentry.com/nathan/temp1.jpg[/url]

So just to lively up the conversation in here...how's everyone doing?

/kills thread again

NP: Opeth- Through The Mist She Was Standing

Not bad, I'm just not doing that science work which I should really start doing.

Johannes Brahms-Selig Sind Die Toten, Die In Dem Herrn Sterben

[QUOTE=ICB]So just to lively up the conversation in here...how's everyone doing?

/kills thread again

NP: Opeth- [b]Through [/b]The Mist She Was Standing[/QUOTE]

it's in the mist she was standing

I'm fine, thanks for asking.
I might go out for helloween this evening :)
I don't know as what though