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frankeye 03-31-2010 08:16 PM

damn snitches

RouteOne 03-31-2010 08:17 PM

how the hell do you delete people from your friend's list on fb, its all changed now

TimJim 03-31-2010 08:18 PM

you click on their page then click remove from friends under their pic

illmitch 03-31-2010 08:20 PM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17899727]how the hell do you delete people from your friend's list on fb, its all changed now[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/24fk5dl.jpg[/IMG]

RouteOne 03-31-2010 08:20 PM

man way to put it in a location almost no one looks

frankeye 03-31-2010 08:22 PM

was like that before dude

RouteOne 03-31-2010 08:23 PM

nah before you could just bring up your friend's list and there was a little "x" button near everyone's name and you could mass delete people.

TimJim 03-31-2010 08:26 PM

[quote=Mr. Ron;17899752]nah before you could just bring up your friend's list and there was a little "x" button near everyone's name and you could mass delete people.[/quote]
yeah that was nice

lim 03-31-2010 08:27 PM

[right][IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/iqlon8.png[/IMG][/right]
whatup dudes im just chillin in this thread

RouteOne 03-31-2010 08:28 PM

limin' it




but yeah I notice I have about 80 people I either don't talk to or sort of dislike so I'm all what theeeeeeee

TimJim 03-31-2010 08:30 PM

i still talk to everyone on my fb but if i didnt im p sure i wouldnt delete them just in case i run into them at a party and yeah that would be awkward

lim 03-31-2010 08:31 PM

[IMG]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/77/59/504663037/n504663037_70234_8602.jpg[/IMG]

Jaundice 03-31-2010 08:32 PM

just walked all around town trying to find some spice

got a gram and now my friend megan is about to pick me up to chill

not gonna smoke any with her because she's prone to anxiety attacks and prob won't holla at her because she's a lesbian i think

adb 03-31-2010 08:32 PM

[I]ron tryin' add me to fb[/I]

TimJim 03-31-2010 08:33 PM

i added this dude named Brent Shannon but he never responded

adb 03-31-2010 08:34 PM

no gingers policy

[I]thought I told you[/I]

TimJim 03-31-2010 08:35 PM

but you have filthy spic and a few blacks eh


huh i see

adb 03-31-2010 08:35 PM

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :


Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

lim 03-31-2010 08:36 PM

csb

adb 03-31-2010 08:37 PM

last paragraph

lim 03-31-2010 08:37 PM

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TimJim 03-31-2010 08:38 PM

[quote=adb;17899796]HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :


Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.[/quote]
that was p funny

RouteOne 03-31-2010 08:38 PM

[quote=adb;17899784][I]ron tryin' add me to fb[/I][/quote]
accept it you faggot

Meatplow 03-31-2010 08:39 PM

yeah, I don't take kindly to this "smart talk"

adb 03-31-2010 08:40 PM

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Dimmu Burger 03-31-2010 08:40 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;17899723]im p sure thats illegal[/QUOTE]

They say that somebody printed them out and gave them the postings. Also we have no expectation of privacy on what we post from work computers.

adb 03-31-2010 08:40 PM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17899805]accept it you large bundle of sticks[/QUOTE]

:thumb:

RouteOne 03-31-2010 08:41 PM

oFiSh bRoS

TimJim 03-31-2010 08:42 PM

damn good thing they didnt see sputnik

adb 03-31-2010 08:45 PM

supspended for gratutious amounts of "crap yeahs"


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